Bingo-Player
Master Don Juan
So last weekend this chick from tinder agrees to hook up with me
HB 6.5 18 with dip dyed hair about 5 foot high.....not exactly breathtaking and but she’s small and cute and will fit nicely on top of my **** shes been sending me a lot of sexual innuendo on tinder
So I make no pretence that we will be going out for a “date” shes just gonna come over and “chill” with me whilst I’m hungover from the night before
She lives about a half hour away and doesn’t drive so i have to go pick her up ( gotta be honest the way i was feeling i almost flaked)
So i pick her up and am pleased she looks like her pictures perhaps even a little better HB 7 now im thinking,
shes slightly nervous at first but soon calms down and starts relaxing and the conversation flows nicely , shes pretty down to earth and has the sort of laid back personality i like in a chick
(A few alarm bells ring when she says she is fostered but apart from that she seems ok)
We get back to my place and finally we are out of the car and i can get a proper look at her , i hadn’t realised how small 5ft actually was and although i do have a thing for short girls im wondering if perhaps this is a little too small
It feels as though im walking next to my little sister and it dosent help that i don’t like what shes wearing its a warm summers day and she is in full length highwaisted jeans and a crop top
Considering she is basically coming down to fvck i was expecting something a little more revealing a summery dress would have been great
Anyway i get her up to my room and ive made sure theres nowhere to sit other than ontop of my bed
She makes herself comfortable and i slip into something more comfy ensuring she gets a good eyeful of my perfectly toned body
I go to get some drinks for us
(this next move is something i learnt from an old plate and it works everytime)
When i return i jump onto the bed but instead of just sitting on top of it like she is...... i pull the quilt up and jump underneath it , i then say “are you gonna join me under here or what”..... she says of course and it allows me to put my arm around her without the situation being in anyway awkward
(Once this first bit of contact is initiated you would be surprised what you can get away with) :yes:
She cuddles up to me and we start watching a movie whilst making idle chat.....and soon enough i feel the time is right to make my first move
So i flip her over and start kissing her ......she’s not using her tongue though which i find slightly annoying and is usually a sign of inexperience
Next thing she just stops kissing me and stops my lovely flow of escalation dead in its tracks and shes smiling at me like she knows exactly what shes doing lol
Im thinking WTFFFF !?! But right whatever il go to plan B which is the push pull technique
Baring in mind now ive had about 5 hours sleep in the last 2 days im not really in the mood for these types of games i just want to fvck her , get her home and get to sleep
It eventually takes 3 hours of stop start kissing and pushing and pulling from my part
Finally after stroking her lower back and shoulders for a good 20mins she starts signalling me to take her clothes off
They come off and im disappointed with her body..... her t*ts are okay but she has a very small belly showing and her legs are surprisingly chunky
To top this off she’s obviously been sweating throughout the afternoon and combined with her wetness her pussvy dosent smell the best
I usually love eating pussvy but this was the first chick i had to actually stop because of the smell
She’s soaking so i decide to enter her , she’s nice and tight and tells me to rub her c*it
She’s biting her lip and grabbing the bed for dear life but theres no noises coming out of her which to be honest im quite disappointed about because i normally spend so long turning chicks on before i bang them they’re screaming the house down
It starts getting a bit boring, i can’t *** because she’s turning me off so much and is so inexperienced im too tired to start teaching her some tricks .....so i pull out of her she wants to carry on fvcking but i tell her im taking her home
On the way home she starts telling me her life story and alarm bells are ringing so loudly in my head i can hardly hear her speaking...... she then tells me she has never had an orgasm and doesn’t think she is able to have one :/ im thinking this chick is clearly damaged goods
Although she is sweet she’s not the girl for me and i don’t particularly want to keep spinning her shes the type of girl that NEEDS a beta provider because something’s not right I just want her out of the car and get home into bed
Finally after an hour of listening to her she kisses me goodnight , before ive even got home i have a text asking when can she see me again
I wont be seeing her again
HB 6.5 18 with dip dyed hair about 5 foot high.....not exactly breathtaking and but she’s small and cute and will fit nicely on top of my **** shes been sending me a lot of sexual innuendo on tinder
So I make no pretence that we will be going out for a “date” shes just gonna come over and “chill” with me whilst I’m hungover from the night before
She lives about a half hour away and doesn’t drive so i have to go pick her up ( gotta be honest the way i was feeling i almost flaked)
So i pick her up and am pleased she looks like her pictures perhaps even a little better HB 7 now im thinking,
shes slightly nervous at first but soon calms down and starts relaxing and the conversation flows nicely , shes pretty down to earth and has the sort of laid back personality i like in a chick
(A few alarm bells ring when she says she is fostered but apart from that she seems ok)
We get back to my place and finally we are out of the car and i can get a proper look at her , i hadn’t realised how small 5ft actually was and although i do have a thing for short girls im wondering if perhaps this is a little too small
It feels as though im walking next to my little sister and it dosent help that i don’t like what shes wearing its a warm summers day and she is in full length highwaisted jeans and a crop top
Considering she is basically coming down to fvck i was expecting something a little more revealing a summery dress would have been great
Anyway i get her up to my room and ive made sure theres nowhere to sit other than ontop of my bed
She makes herself comfortable and i slip into something more comfy ensuring she gets a good eyeful of my perfectly toned body
I go to get some drinks for us
(this next move is something i learnt from an old plate and it works everytime)
When i return i jump onto the bed but instead of just sitting on top of it like she is...... i pull the quilt up and jump underneath it , i then say “are you gonna join me under here or what”..... she says of course and it allows me to put my arm around her without the situation being in anyway awkward
(Once this first bit of contact is initiated you would be surprised what you can get away with) :yes:
She cuddles up to me and we start watching a movie whilst making idle chat.....and soon enough i feel the time is right to make my first move
So i flip her over and start kissing her ......she’s not using her tongue though which i find slightly annoying and is usually a sign of inexperience
Next thing she just stops kissing me and stops my lovely flow of escalation dead in its tracks and shes smiling at me like she knows exactly what shes doing lol
Im thinking WTFFFF !?! But right whatever il go to plan B which is the push pull technique
Baring in mind now ive had about 5 hours sleep in the last 2 days im not really in the mood for these types of games i just want to fvck her , get her home and get to sleep
It eventually takes 3 hours of stop start kissing and pushing and pulling from my part
Finally after stroking her lower back and shoulders for a good 20mins she starts signalling me to take her clothes off
They come off and im disappointed with her body..... her t*ts are okay but she has a very small belly showing and her legs are surprisingly chunky
To top this off she’s obviously been sweating throughout the afternoon and combined with her wetness her pussvy dosent smell the best
I usually love eating pussvy but this was the first chick i had to actually stop because of the smell
She’s soaking so i decide to enter her , she’s nice and tight and tells me to rub her c*it
She’s biting her lip and grabbing the bed for dear life but theres no noises coming out of her which to be honest im quite disappointed about because i normally spend so long turning chicks on before i bang them they’re screaming the house down
It starts getting a bit boring, i can’t *** because she’s turning me off so much and is so inexperienced im too tired to start teaching her some tricks .....so i pull out of her she wants to carry on fvcking but i tell her im taking her home
On the way home she starts telling me her life story and alarm bells are ringing so loudly in my head i can hardly hear her speaking...... she then tells me she has never had an orgasm and doesn’t think she is able to have one :/ im thinking this chick is clearly damaged goods
Although she is sweet she’s not the girl for me and i don’t particularly want to keep spinning her shes the type of girl that NEEDS a beta provider because something’s not right I just want her out of the car and get home into bed
Finally after an hour of listening to her she kisses me goodnight , before ive even got home i have a text asking when can she see me again
I wont be seeing her again
