Online dating. Whipped up a quick jerk profile on match.com last night. Today I already have broads emailing me.
Plates are spinning and b1tches are grinning, and the whole time I'm in my slippers scratching my balls. Beats getting stuck in traffic in the hopes of maybe running into an attractive woman.
Plates are spinning and b1tches are grinning, and the whole time I'm in my slippers scratching my balls. Beats getting stuck in traffic in the hopes of maybe running into an attractive woman.