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Married man lay report

Epimanes

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Ok. Don't see many "married guy lay reports" but here is how mine unfolded this weekend.

This weekend was fantastic.the weather was perfect. Had a few drinks on friday night while chillin with my wife. Used some ****y and funny on my wife some to increase sexual tension when the kids didn't notice. Wife threw some teasing flashes at me by lifting her shirt up at me, wiggling her ass when she walks away and giving that great look of love at the same time. My daughter (she's 15) didn't go to bed til darn near midnight trying to get us to watch a movie with her finally had enough of the kids **** blocking me (my 9yo went to bed at 9:30pm and daughter at just after midnight). My wife and I stayed up later and chit chatted about life some more and I gave her a good massage then she passed out.

Woke up in the morning and my son feeds himself and let's us sleep in. About 10am I hear a knock on my door and my son wakes me us up to tell me how awesome he did on world of tanks. Of course I tell him awesome but I'm not ready to get up yet. My wife peeks her eyes open and starts feeling me up, kissing me etc and my son knocks again to yet explain his awesome online tanking experience. I then tell my wife to forget it because we can't get it on with the door being knocked on every few mins. I get up and put coffee on and bring 2 cups back to bed and we sit and chat some more while we drink our coffees expecting our son to bug us any moment. Now its like 11am and my teenage daughter gets up and bang on our door to say good morning and remind us we are going hiking today and swimming.

We get up after coffee and pack a picnic and head out to the beach ant the lake near our place. Its a decent hike to get to the far side of the lake where its less crowded. We swim and hang out. My wife throws a tease at me in her two piece bikini every now and then when the kids don't notice and I also up the sexual tension by doing the same and adding in a loving hug or a witty comment with a bit of ****iness. We horsed around at the lake and teased eachother in the water also when we could. I showed off a bit to peak her interest. However, the lake was cold so it was easy to lose the hard on quickly so no one noticed lol.

The day ended and we hiked back home. Kids are all beat from hiking and swimming so they head off to bed nice and early so I suggest to my wife we go and cuddle and chit chat some more. We end up making out on our bed a bit and I massage her shoulders/back and boom she passes out. I continue to massage her anyways and a little while later she wakes up and thanks me. Kisses me and tried to make out a bit more but at this point its like 11pm and I am beat so I pass out cuddling my wife.

Next morning (sunday) .. I hear no pc on. I get up and browse the house and botg kids are in bed still. I figured they were beat from the day prior. I put on coffee again and crawl back into bed. My wife was sleeping still so I passed back out. I guess a while later I wake up and my wife is stroking my morning wood and smiling like crazy. I look over to my night stand and she's brought the coffee. My wife says "finally the kids are not buggin us, you have been such a good hubby all weekend and I need you now" and she jumps all over me. I stop her and flip her over and go to town on her eating her out. She gushes in an explosive orgasm and then she climbs on top of me and we ride til I get mine. We cuddled and chit chatted about life while we drank our coffees basking in the bliss when I hear a knock on our door. My son then begins to tell me how many tanks he blew up. I look over at the clock and its like 10:30am so both my wife and I nod to each other and get up.

Now.. Back to the grind. Booo! I wana stay in bed and say fvck work! But we both work full time. Week days are so busy we only get our time to ourselves as a married couple on the mornings of the weekend. Usually during the week we are so tire we just agree that its best to keep the friskiness to weekends if the kids don't bug us too much. Occasionaly tho we wake eachother up in the night for 2am "raids" lol.

Epi
 

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I don't have any kids so it's easier for me. Take my female unit out on Friday for some live music and ****tails. Get back to the house, listen to some music. Next thing I know, I'm looking at a black lacy thong and bra. Hit it up against the counter. Sat night, out again with some friends hanging out. Get home, get into bed and I'm up against black thigh highs and heels. Tore it up. Last night, just got after it bigtime.

Won't tell you all the sh!t we did last week. Backbreaker would get after me for being so graphic.

And don't any of you young DJ's think it's over when you are in you 50's. Aint so!
 

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Technically my marriage is still registered in one and maybe two countries (not the US). I'll keep you updated on my lays LOL.
 

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So.. Since this forum seems dead I thought I would liven it up some.

Came home from work... Put the kids to bed early (including the 15yo, told her to get out of my sight or its lights out) got the kitchen cleaned up with the wife.. Did some kino and ****y/funny while helping tidy .. Made her laugh and few times, had a glass of wine. Told my wife I had a big surprise for her and she should come see.. Ravished her. She got hers and I got mine. Got up in the morning helped the kids off to school. Wife kinos/kisses me... all smiles and I head off to work just before she does. Good times! No huss no fuss just get er done. :) man I love my wife.. Getting better by the day. Can't wait til the kids are all grown up for more oppertunities!
 

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er.. i thought this was a dating tips site, not about marital sex... lol..
 

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Sexed 5 hours ago on the couch. It was good. :)

I take my wife out back once in awhile to the clothing markets and buy her stuff that I like on women. Pantyhose, High Heels, short skirt and blouse. Get her all the makeup and stuff she wants, get her home, she puts it on and I pound the hell out of her. Cost to me is usually less than 10 bucks for the entire package.

Also we watched Pacific Rim afterwards, that movie is fvcking bomb a$$ awesome if you are a white/asian couple. ;)
 

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Awesome weekend. A bit wet in all aspects of it. :) In canada this was the remembrance day long weekend. Which is also the day I took my wifes virginity. We skipped the high school assembly and took off to go "camp" in our car and my wife (then gf) said to me.. "Let's make this a day to remember" and stripped down and asked me to give it to her for her first time. "Make love.. Not war" she says... Haha

So my wife woke me up early before my son woke up and says to me while holding her housecoat open. "Remember.. Make love not war!" And she ravishjed me in memory of her first time. She got hers I got mine. All smiles from ear to ear. :)

Man I love remembrance day.. Haha
 

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I will never post a married lay report. It's stupid. There is no challenge to getting laid when you are married.
 

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Malice said:
I will never post a married lay report. It's stupid. There is no challenge to getting laid when you are married.
Haha no challenge huh? Sure there is... Try getting laid after a huge angry outburst with your wife. Or with kids running around the house until after 10pm while you work from 8am til 5pm. Not always easy. Don't always have the energy. So yes... It can be a challenge. Just different.
 

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Epimanes said:
Haha no challenge huh? Sure there is... Try getting laid after a huge angry outburst with your wife. Or with kids running around the house until after 10pm while you work from 8am til 5pm. Not always easy. Don't always have the energy. So yes... It can be a challenge. Just different.
In that case I agree. Good lay report!
 

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Had a fuking fantastic weekend. Since my oldest is now old enough to stay home and watch the house for long periods she took care of her little brother while my wife and I headed out for some much needed pampering. Headed off to a 5star resort hotel/spa/casino for the night. Checked in (never been to such a fancy place before) Gave eachother an hour long massage in the room, complete with happy endings (beds were amazing). Showered up.. Dressed up and hit the hotel luxury resturant. Had a yummy seafood platter with lobster then hit the casino for a few hours. Money lasted all night was up then down haha. Went back to our room and fuked like minx all night, got up and hit the shower again... Fuked in the shower... cleaned up and headed home to the rugrats all relaxed and refreshed with both of us smiling from ear to ear.

Fuk I love my wife. Best woman ever.

Epi
 

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lay report: Played Sonic Allstar racing with wife, went to bed. Woke up horny. Pulled wife's pj's down. Did my thing, fell asleep.

Pretty much the story of my life. The only thing that could make this better would be Pizza for dinner and Pac Man Cereal for breakfast.

Epi are you married to a Canadian girl? There doesn't seem to be any game/kino/anything when you marry a foreign girl. You just say, "I'm horny" and its presented to you on a platter. Same with "I'm hungry", dinner is cooked and put in front of you.
 

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Yes. I'm married to a hot 5'4" 125-130lb blonde canadian woman. I gotta work for it sometimes but that's 1/2 the fun.

Lay report!:last night was relaxing with my wife on the couch watching a few shows cuddling and stuff we passed out together in each others arms. Woke up to my wife feeling my dyck in her sleep lol. So I return the favor and start fondling her. She is soaked through her panites and I tell her "that's it I'm gunna eat you right now" I whip off her PJ's and go to town. She cvms and begs me to rail her. We go at it for a bit...I get mine twice and then we head to bed and I woke up smiling from ear to ear. :)

Ahhhh the married life. No condoms.. No disease.. Faithfulness.. Trust.. Love.. Companionship. Love it.

Epi
 

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This weekend got head in the car in a store parking lot and busted all over her...who says sex life gets stale.
 

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Drank bubble/milk tea that night, woke up horny, had sex.

This is pretty much lay reports for married men... one advantage, we get it all the time vs single guys gotta work for it and go through dry spells.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
This is pretty much lay reports for married men...

Not so fast. More men than us probably have wives who's pu$$y dried up like a prune. I'm not sure if they outnumber us but most people say sex dries up after marriage.
 

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Last Wednesday, I took the day off and spent the day with my wife. We each did our thing 4 times. She's recently turned into a Nympho, which I attribute to 50 shades. Now she's moved on to other erotica.

Which brings us to last night.

Spent the first hour searching for a dildo left in our living room, from last Wednesday. Still haven't found it. I'm waiting for my parents to come by and find it, or our small group from church. :nervous: Most likely our teenage kids will or have found it.

Then we shaved her pvssy, and had sex. Climaxed together which was nice.

Today, I convinced her to go all day in a skirt with no panties. Looking forward to tonight. :woo:
 

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Think the wife was studying porn or something. Was doing BJ techniques and doing the porno gag noise thing. I was walking around like a boss today. It rekindled the flame. Can't believe I am posting this, oh well.
 

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The whole "50 shades" / Turning Fourty / Hysterectomy thing turned my wife back into the girl I first fell in love with.

We've definitely rekindled the flame :)
 

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Frogster said:
The whole "50 shades" / Turning Fourty / Hysterectomy thing turned my wife back into the girl I first fell in love with.

We've definitely rekindled the flame :)
Yeah she was hanging out with her girlfriends last weekend I will bet a million they were watching pornos. I'm not complaining.
 
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