Maximus Rex
Banned
Back at the beginning of the semester, my sociology teacher announced to the class that we would have to do a presentation in addition to a term paper. My original topic was going to be, Why Drug Addicts Should be Euthanized For Benefit of Humanity. However, as I was reading the chapters in our assigned textbook, I came to realize that subject matter would fit more easily into into another topic, especially when it came to things as subcultures, social mores, roles and ethics within a group. So I decided to change my topic to "Why Do Prostitutes Choose Pimps?" Also since I had a few books on pimpin' laying around the house, I literally had the research material at my finger tips.
Yesterday, I began my presentation with the following disclaimer, "What I'm about to tell you will offend your sensibilities and shake to core what you know about life, but it will also display some misconceptions.
As, I'm going through the Power Point, I explain basic traits and needs that all women have, the need for an alpha male in their life, the three categories that a hoe will put a man in, why "squares," and "tricks," are undesirable and unattractive to a hoe while a pimp is. I talked about why pimps are sometimes violent, a pimp's duties, I gave the definitions to choosin', and knockin'.
At the end of my Power Point, my professor asked some questions, then here comes babygirl with her ubersensitive a$$. She says, "Well I think the girl is more important pimp and he's scared to losing her," this, that, and the next thing.
She also goes on to say, "In every class, he's always talking about women." Which isn't true. As a matter of I've only said in class two things that chicks might find disagreeable. Which is "that if I could afford it, I wouldn't marry a chick that agree to be housewife," and maybe something on the hypocritical nature of feminism. Other than that, whenever I spoke in class it was in regards to my project (our professor would want progress on it and how would integrated the textbook into the paper and the presentation,) or I asked a question pertaining to other people's projects. It's amazing how and when chick's selective hearing kicks in and how they blow things completely out of portion.
My professor, (who I thought I was going to have a problem with because she took issue with me referring to prostitutes as "prostitutes," and pimps as "pimps," tried to calm her a$$ down, but homegirl was still packing up her sh*t to leave class. As she was leaving she says, "I know this is a research project, but..." Again, my professor (who's being really cool,) says "Are you still friends?" Babygirl says, "We're acquaintances," and with that she bounces.
My classmates were talking amongst themselves and they all agreed (even the females,) that babygirl was doing too much. In the end my Powerpoint was very well received. The ladies enjoyed it, and the dudes thought I was the f*cking, probably for being so bold to do some sh*t like that and I've probably gave them some game they could use in their personal interactions with females.
The biggest irony that I take from this experience is that I was going to agree with this sensitive a$$ chick. The hoe is more important than the pimp and the pimp realizes this. That"s why he constantly has to keep giving her game and reward his hoes efforts when they're paying him (the pimp,) like they're suppose to. Another thing that surprised me is that this little tantrum came from a white girl. I would expect from a black girl, not so much from a white girl. Then again, when I explaining to her that if you're from the suburbs you lack the proper frame of reference to relate to this whole pimpin' sh*t. She kindly informed me that she grew up in an "all black," neighborhood, maybe that's where she developed the black chick "sacred cow," complex.
A little side not, this is cute thick a$$ white girl, that I've been meaning to sarge since the first day of class. Thanks to her f*cking sensitivity I have a reason to engage her a$$ on Monday morning.
Yesterday, I began my presentation with the following disclaimer, "What I'm about to tell you will offend your sensibilities and shake to core what you know about life, but it will also display some misconceptions.
As, I'm going through the Power Point, I explain basic traits and needs that all women have, the need for an alpha male in their life, the three categories that a hoe will put a man in, why "squares," and "tricks," are undesirable and unattractive to a hoe while a pimp is. I talked about why pimps are sometimes violent, a pimp's duties, I gave the definitions to choosin', and knockin'.
At the end of my Power Point, my professor asked some questions, then here comes babygirl with her ubersensitive a$$. She says, "Well I think the girl is more important pimp and he's scared to losing her," this, that, and the next thing.
She also goes on to say, "In every class, he's always talking about women." Which isn't true. As a matter of I've only said in class two things that chicks might find disagreeable. Which is "that if I could afford it, I wouldn't marry a chick that agree to be housewife," and maybe something on the hypocritical nature of feminism. Other than that, whenever I spoke in class it was in regards to my project (our professor would want progress on it and how would integrated the textbook into the paper and the presentation,) or I asked a question pertaining to other people's projects. It's amazing how and when chick's selective hearing kicks in and how they blow things completely out of portion.
My professor, (who I thought I was going to have a problem with because she took issue with me referring to prostitutes as "prostitutes," and pimps as "pimps," tried to calm her a$$ down, but homegirl was still packing up her sh*t to leave class. As she was leaving she says, "I know this is a research project, but..." Again, my professor (who's being really cool,) says "Are you still friends?" Babygirl says, "We're acquaintances," and with that she bounces.
My classmates were talking amongst themselves and they all agreed (even the females,) that babygirl was doing too much. In the end my Powerpoint was very well received. The ladies enjoyed it, and the dudes thought I was the f*cking, probably for being so bold to do some sh*t like that and I've probably gave them some game they could use in their personal interactions with females.
The biggest irony that I take from this experience is that I was going to agree with this sensitive a$$ chick. The hoe is more important than the pimp and the pimp realizes this. That"s why he constantly has to keep giving her game and reward his hoes efforts when they're paying him (the pimp,) like they're suppose to. Another thing that surprised me is that this little tantrum came from a white girl. I would expect from a black girl, not so much from a white girl. Then again, when I explaining to her that if you're from the suburbs you lack the proper frame of reference to relate to this whole pimpin' sh*t. She kindly informed me that she grew up in an "all black," neighborhood, maybe that's where she developed the black chick "sacred cow," complex.
A little side not, this is cute thick a$$ white girl, that I've been meaning to sarge since the first day of class. Thanks to her f*cking sensitivity I have a reason to engage her a$$ on Monday morning.
