A Magic Bullet

Hey all, this is my first post. It's also probably going to be my last one. Now that's out of the way, lets get started. First, calm yourselves. I'm not selling anything or recommending any product. So take your protective hands off your wallet. I don't want your money.

So what do I want? I want to help. A brief synopsis of what I'm going to help you with? I'm going to help you get laid. How am I going to do that you ask? Who am I, this one post wonder? I'm an ex male prostitute. I made a living from seducing people of both genders. I've since left that lifestyle, mainly because it just isn't healthy. It's also more boring than you can imagine. Once you have sex a certain number of times, it's just not fun anymore. It doesn't bring long term happiness. But, if you're reading this, then ill go out on a limb and say that you still enjoy it. Otherwise you wouldn't be here right? Cool. Everybody here over analyzes everything. So this is going to be simple. Really simple. It's not easy, it takes effort, but its short and simple. That's enough introductory filler material. Lets get down to how to create an attraction so strong, that a woman is willing to throw her hard earned money at you for the experience of a roll in the sack.

A Magic Bullet pt. 1

So, what is it? What's the damn secret? TALK TO PEOPLE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY ATTENTION TO THEM. As stated so many times before, grab your figurative balls, walk up to them, and start a conversation. DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER GOAL IN MIND. You're not trying to get in their pants, your learning how to read people. Why won't I just tell you how? Because there's absolutely no way I can tell you how to read every person you could run into. Say things to people. Gauge their reactions. Different people react differently to different things. If you aren't willing to put in the insignificant amount of effort required to introduce yourself to, and carry a conversation with a stranger, then how do you expect to get in their pants? So that's part one. Talk to a whole bunch of people. Individuals on public transport. Groups of people in clubs. Cliques in school. Whatever environment you are in, talk to people and be sociable. And remember, you're not trying to get laid. You've got no goal, no intended outcome. You're just talking to people and learning how social interactions work. Do this. Do this all the time. Whenever possible.

A Magic Bullet, pt. 2

Part two is simple, but for a lot of guys it's difficult. Stop masturbating. Quit watching porn and stroking yourself. Why? Because you're wasting your time. There's all kinds of "broscience" around nofap, but the reason I'm telling you to cut it out is because you're wasting your time. Plus, there's a huge boost in confidence when you set a goal and work towards it. Pull yourself together, and stop chocking your chicken.

Also, if you're boring, or super defensive and guarded, become passionate about something and get out of your shell. Develop a personality.

So if you've been following along and actually doing this instead of sitting around reading it, you should have a beginning understanding of how interactions between people work, what makes people happy, what pisses them off, and even *gasp* what makes them aroused. You should also have a bit more spare time to spend on that brand new hobby or interest. For me, I totally nerd out on vaping (ecigs) and building my own heating elements for my vape. I also meditate a lot, council other ex amphetamine addicts, and I spend a lot of time at work where I make coffee in a non corporate shop. Is this all I ever talk about? No. But when somebody asks what I do, I've got a good head start on topics to discuss. So busy yourself with something. Something YOU LIKE. Don't pick it because you think others would find it interesting. Pick it because you enjoy doing it. If people think its cool, great. If not, it's not the end of the world. She probably doesn't expect you to be hardcore into hair care products, and she doesn't think twice about it when you aren't. It's no different for you. Do stuff you enjoy and have fun.

A Magic Bullet pt.3

Part three is also really simple. Get up, go outside, and work on part one and two. Once you're at the point where you've totally got people reading down and are having a total blast with your life, take a step back and think. Do you really need to be having sex that badly? Or are you happy with your life where you do things you enjoy and understand the social interactions of the world around you?

No? You still want to have sex? Okay then. Keep at parts one and two until you've got that down. You haven't touched yourself in weeks, and feel totally comfortable talking to people with no agenda. You've got interests besides getting laid. You are, in scientific terms, a chill dude. I cannot stress enough that getting yourself together, enjoying yourself, and enjoying talking to other people and understanding the interactions and why they go the way they go is absolutely essential to what comes next. So do it!

A Magic Bullet pt. 4

Okay. Welcome back. Congratulations. You're going to get yourself laid now. You're having a blast with yourself, you're getting people and how they work. Now go out there. Find someone you're attracted to, starts up a conversation just like last time, except now you're going to talk almost exclusively about things that make them happy and aroused. Avoid things that make them shank-you-in-the-guts livid. Figure out how to initiate sex, or better yet, use their triggers for happiness and arousal and get them so revved up that they initiate it. In the end, this is all about numbers. Not phone numbers, the number of people you talk to. Statistics baby. If its going nowhere, see if they'll be your platonic friend. I see so many people moaning about the friend zone here. Friends are good. It's a good thing to have friends. So make her your friend if you can tell she's not down to hop on your lap. No shame in that. If somehow you manage to really piss someone off, bail. Let it crash and burn. Don't worry about salvaging it, theres 7 billion others to work with.

Also if you manage to crash and burn that hard, actually go and work on parts one and two and stop being a lazy ass.

That's pretty much it. Kegles are good for lasting longer in bed if that's your thing, don't mess with people in relationships, use protection, and don't be a ****.

Any questions let me know and I'll consider coming back around. Until then, laters, and have fun.