Korrupt
Banned
Rachel Starr. I can't help but laugh as I write this ridiculous post. I mean, good God at dat ass and sexual abilities, but this sudden obsession actually stems from a girl who used to go to my gym and was, no lie, my perfect girl.
The great amount of stress I'm under coupled with my recent sexual frustration due to my lack of free time to actively seek out women and sex is surely contributing to this odd obsession as well...
Anyways, this girl at my gym... Black hair, blue eyes, pretty face, probably around 25-28 years old, about 5'8, fuhucking amazing body - one of the best asses I've ever seen. She seriously looked like Rachel Starr at her peak, but with a better face (similar, but prettier). I used to see her in there all the time and I always had this massive crush on her. I know she liked me, too. Sh!t, I even talked to her once. Nothing big, just some light-hearted teasing/joking around and name exchange, but like I said, I could tell she was into me. Haven't seen her, or her sister who'd come in with her, for a long while though.
But recently, more than likely due to the aforementioned factors, I've been thinking about how I should have gotten her number and taken her out. It's f*cking eating me up inside! How in Batman's nutsack could I talk to this girl - my perfect fcking girl - exchange names, and not ever ask her out?! Lol I can't help but look back and laugh at the dumbass mistakes I've made when it comes to women. And even funnier is that I'll probably make a thousand more :crackup:
Don't pass up an opportunity. No matter what it is (e.g., women, job, etc.), because you'll end up a regretful faggot.
...Unless of course I can bang Rachel Starr. I hear she only charges $2,000 an hour and lives in Dallas, TX. Any contributions to the "get Korrupt enough money to bang Rachel Starr" fund?
The great amount of stress I'm under coupled with my recent sexual frustration due to my lack of free time to actively seek out women and sex is surely contributing to this odd obsession as well...
Anyways, this girl at my gym... Black hair, blue eyes, pretty face, probably around 25-28 years old, about 5'8, fuhucking amazing body - one of the best asses I've ever seen. She seriously looked like Rachel Starr at her peak, but with a better face (similar, but prettier). I used to see her in there all the time and I always had this massive crush on her. I know she liked me, too. Sh!t, I even talked to her once. Nothing big, just some light-hearted teasing/joking around and name exchange, but like I said, I could tell she was into me. Haven't seen her, or her sister who'd come in with her, for a long while though.
But recently, more than likely due to the aforementioned factors, I've been thinking about how I should have gotten her number and taken her out. It's f*cking eating me up inside! How in Batman's nutsack could I talk to this girl - my perfect fcking girl - exchange names, and not ever ask her out?! Lol I can't help but look back and laugh at the dumbass mistakes I've made when it comes to women. And even funnier is that I'll probably make a thousand more :crackup:
Don't pass up an opportunity. No matter what it is (e.g., women, job, etc.), because you'll end up a regretful faggot.
...Unless of course I can bang Rachel Starr. I hear she only charges $2,000 an hour and lives in Dallas, TX. Any contributions to the "get Korrupt enough money to bang Rachel Starr" fund?
