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My new pickup routine

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Went to Walmart see hot girl shopping. Ask if she needs help finding anything. Tell her you don't work there but just want to talk. I just met an awesome lady this way.
 

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I've had this happen at a small grocer I go to regularly for just a handful of items. Young cashier, probably 18-19, very friendly anytime she's there and I'm checking out. Saw her again just yesterday and, mind the selection in the store is small and thus not too difficult to find anything. She makes it very clear to me "Do you me to help you find anything specific?"

She's a pretty hot little asian number...if I were single though...man it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
 

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I did this with 3 at the store today. The first was into it until her husband came. The second I got digits and we are already talking.
 
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Hanging out with soon to be ex-wife at Walmart
She wants to re-spark sexy fun time
Takes me to intimate apparels
See young hot girl in same aisle
Decide to use dread game on 'wife'
Say 'Bet you wish you still had legs like that'
Suddenly she starts crying and over-reacting - pretty much being a cvnt
Had to calm her before pushing her wheelchair to the next aisle
What the fvck is wrong with women these days??
 

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BeDJ said:
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Hanging out with soon to be ex-wife at Walmart
She wants to re-spark sexy fun time
Takes me to intimate apparels
See young hot girl in same aisle
Decide to use dread game on 'wife'
Say 'Bet you wish you still had legs like that'
Suddenly she starts cryin

g and over-reacting - pretty much being a cvnt
Had to calm her before pushing her wheelchair to the next aisle
What the fvck is wrong with women these days??

The ex wife is gone I don't wanna go back. This freedom is precious and I got the phone full of new numbers . Happiest I have ever been right now.
 

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Dear Married Man,
I went to a Specialist Curtain and Sewing Super Market yesterday...It is located in a smallish town of 50.000 about ten miles across State borders,really quite Awesome,there must have been 50 Women there and maybe a handful of Men...I had a genuine need for some Wool to repair a Pullover that the moths have corrupted...Well,I trolled around for a while in the general area,when I saw a nice looking full chested Girl obviously a Country Lass in the area where the Wool was,I sidled next to her and deliberately chose a very course Wool that was a pretty good Colour Match...I asked her advice stressing that I was a Mere Male on a Mission...Well straight away,she helped and enjoyed doing so.....No,no,no...This is completely unsuitable,it would stick out terribly...Quite a conversation ensued,she really knew her Onions,nice person...I expressed my gratitude and suggested she let me show my appreciation by joining me for Coffee,after I bought a few things,well I actually did want a Bag needle and some Snap fasteners,and a bit of Velcro,as I moved around I could see her watching me like an Eagle Hawk,to cut a long story short I bought my gear and moved next door to the coffee shop,chose a quiet spot,moved chairs away,so IF she came in she would we would have to sit on the corner sort of next to me,looking out the Window....She came,and yeah it would have been easy,but she lived 60 miles away on a property with her Son and Daughter in Law....When you add on ten miles that's an hour and a half travelling,a three hour round trip...too far away,but it was good practice,I commend Womens Craft Shops to you all!
 

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Do you do this totally sober? I hate how when you approach a girl at the supermarket other people hang around and stare and try to listen in.
 
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Do you do this totally sober? I hate how when you approach a girl at the supermarket other people hang around and stare and try to listen in.
Yeah, just take off the fedora and eyeliner.
 

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Stagger Lee said:
Do you do this totally sober? I hate how when you approach a girl at the supermarket other people hang around and stare and try to listen in.

Yes I am sober I do it on my lunch break. She is just looking around the shelf for something, I slowly move to her direction and said "do you need help finding anything?" Then I guage her reaction. If she is into it, I will say "I don't work here, but I just wanted to talk to you."

Then I asked her name, gave her mine, made small talk. She told me she is a flight attendant taking off to Qatar in a few hours. I handed her my phone and told her to put in her digits. I then texted her with my digits. Then we started texting about meeting each other when she is back in town, might be one or 2 weeks.

But she was into it. I will call her over the weekend to see how things are going.

Easy as 1.....2........3.


I did it with an asian chic, and she was into it, laughing and smiling. Finally after I made my last joke she goes "here comes my husband". I said OK. Her husband didn't do anything, I just put on my shades and slowly walked away.
 

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BeDJ said:
Yeah, just take off the fedora and eyeliner.
Not applicable. I was against PUA peacocking stuff from the beginning. But wearing some type of hat would probably help when you have thinning hair. Other people are always trying to be a ****block.

I did it with an asian chic, and she was into it, laughing and smiling. Finally after I made my last joke she goes "here comes my husband". I said OK. Her husband didn't do anything, I just put on my shades and slowly walked away.
I think couple go to the store together and separate on purpose to see if any random guys will hit on the wife.
 

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Stagger Lee said:
Do you do this totally sober? I hate how when you approach a girl at the supermarket other people hang around and stare and try to listen in.
This is more you than them. That is it's your inner thoughts rather than reality. I just rationalize it as they're jealous. The men are jealous they don't have the balls; the women are jealous you didn't choose them.
 

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samspade said:
This is more you than them. That is it's your inner thoughts rather than reality. I just rationalize it as they're jealous. The men are jealous they don't have the balls; the women are jealous you didn't choose them.
Of course it can be nerve racking to daytime approach a girl with people watching. How may guys are doing it regularly even from on here?

It might be more me or the guy trying to pick up that they dislike ****blockers. But like you said, they ARE jealous, so it is them.

****blocking is real and most of it is hidden. People spend more time trying to prevent someone else getting ahead than they spend trying to get ahead themselves. It's a fact of human nature.
 

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Stagger Lee said:
Of course it can be nerve racking to daytime approach a girl with people watching. How may guys are doing it regularly even from on here?

It might be more me or the guy trying to pick up that they dislike ****blockers. But like you said, they ARE jealous, so it is them.

****blocking is real and most of it is hidden. People spend more time trying to prevent someone else getting ahead than they spend trying to get ahead themselves. It's a fact of human nature.


Why would you worry about who is around watching? I don't care. I did it yesterday with the cashier a pet store but she said she had boyfriend so I told her I'll come back in a month and she'd be single.
 
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I just did it again
I saw 2 hotties in the fishing aisle at Walmart.
I approached asked them if they like fishing I told them that I used fish on my farm when I was a kid. I got both their names the first one didn't want to give me her phone number so I went for the second one. She's Asian and she looks like she's 15 but she told me she's 20. I got the digits
 

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I promised feedback on this, so here it is. At the grocery, freezer aisle, two young blondes together. Followed the buried protocol. Witty banter ensued. Didn't number close cuz they both had rings.

I chat up chicks at the grocery all the time. For those of you that feel awkward about it, as long as you are light and funny and not "heyyy babyyy" you won't come off creepy. H3ll, make some funny comments to dudes too if it helps you relax.
 

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I scour Walmart on my break .I look for targets. Today it was the fishing aisle with two girls in their perfect situation to approach.

This is fun for me I don't care who's around I don't care who's watching I do what I want.
 

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Great thread and tips.

Stagger Lee said:
****blocking is real and most of it is hidden. People spend more time trying to prevent someone else getting ahead than they spend trying to get ahead themselves. It's a fact of human nature.
Couldn't agree more, and in all aspects of life. Some people fuel on resentment and never change. It's so hard to weed those out, too, because so much of it is done behind your back or under the radar. It's so hard to negate that maybe the best thing is to just accept it. These days, I'll "move and circle back" when the CBers come, or just work another option. Male ego is what makes us need to stand and "win." There is no win, just time waste for all, so much that it's better to just shift to something else.

OTOH, I have also learned over the years that people aren't paying nearly as much attention to us as we think they are, and even if they are, we rarely get loaded into long term memory what with all the messages blared at us/them from every angle. Some things that were very embarrassing or shameful in our memories, no one knows about. I can't count the people who come up to me and say, "damn, remember that weekend we went to that show and then did blablabla for 20 hours straight?" and I have no idea what they are talking about. Most of those aren't really druggy or boozy either, just forgotten. Many of the things we think are important "to everyone" involved were only important to us in retrospect, which is fine.

A great book I highly recommend to everyone here is "The Invisible Gorilla: How Our Intuitions Deceive Us." It contains lessons for seduction and life generally. Anyone who finds the topic interesting can then go on into heuristics generally, Kahneman and Tversky's Nobel work, and Gerd Gigerenzer's books. They explore lots of the real science behind things like NLP and attraction without being at all focused on it, but the relevance will become instantly clear to anyone who does seduction. In fact, knowledge of heuristics and how they work is a great life and seduction tool generally, have been for me.

Meeting women in stores, be very slow and purposeful. Hang out and look at the same damn vegetables for 10 minutes, don't scoot or zip around. Women who find you interesting and are there to meet will "end up" in the same area and will also be moving slowly. I like the produce and fruit areas because the higher quality women are in those areas. Make no mistake, lots of them are there to meet and shop, not just shop. Don't buy the "what? who? why are you talking to me?" BS. Just smile knowingly and let them know you see through their ruse. Produce is a great ice breaker too, it's legit to just up and ask "what do you think of these?" about pretty much any fruit or veg. "They have these at Xway for the same price, wonder if they're better?"

And don't laugh, but liquor stores are excellent places to meet women, especially those franchise wine stores with events on early weekend evenings. Magnet.
 

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I heard from my first wal mart pickup today. This is the one who is still traveling at that crap flight attendant job. She is going to call me as soon as she in in my area , I told her I will plan something fun for us to do at it will be great.

I have so much confidence right now. I am at 0 bodyfat from running 5 miles a day and not eating anything unhealrhy. Yes I am thin now but I have started to bust into thr weight room and its amazing how defined my muscles are. They pop right out of the skin because there is no fat there, I bought creatine and musclie milk and have already built some muscle. Going to the gym tomorrow.

Ex wife texted me today about some picture some kid I met of her friends drew for me. I deleted it. I think she is expecting me to ask her to come back.


That is the last damned thing on my mind. I am going to the courthouse and getting the papers and am gonna have them served to her.

Not going back to that ball and chain. Best part of all of this is I just finished paying off all my debt, so I have been released from 2 shackles.
'
I expect to have some stories to tell soon.
 

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dasein said:
Great thread and tips.



Couldn't agree more, and in all aspects of life. Some people fuel on resentment and never change. It's so hard to weed those out, too, because so much of it is done behind your back or under the radar. It's so hard to negate that maybe the best thing is to just accept it. These days, I'll "move and circle back" when the CBers come, or just work another option. Male ego is what makes us need to stand and "win." There is no win, just time waste for all, so much that it's better to just shift to something else.

OTOH, I have also learned over the years that people aren't paying nearly as much attention to us as we think they are, and even if they are, we rarely get loaded into long term memory what with all the messages blared at us/them from every angle. Some things that were very embarrassing or shameful in our memories, no one knows about. I can't count the people who come up to me and say, "damn, remember that weekend we went to that show and then did blablabla for 20 hours straight?" and I have no idea what they are talking about. Most of those aren't really druggy or boozy either, just forgotten. Many of the things we think are important "to everyone" involved were only important to us in retrospect, which is fine.

A great book I highly recommend to everyone here is "The Invisible Gorilla: How Our Intuitions Deceive Us." It contains lessons for seduction and life generally. Anyone who finds the topic interesting can then go on into heuristics generally, Kahneman and Tversky's Nobel work, and Gerd Gigerenzer's books. They explore lots of the real science behind things like NLP and attraction without being at all focused on it, but the relevance will become instantly clear to anyone who does seduction. In fact, knowledge of heuristics and how they work is a great life and seduction tool generally, have been for me.

Meeting women in stores, be very slow and purposeful. Hang out and look at the same damn vegetables for 10 minutes, don't scoot or zip around. Women who find you interesting and are there to meet will "end up" in the same area and will also be moving slowly. I like the produce and fruit areas because the higher quality women are in those areas. Make no mistake, lots of them are there to meet and shop, not just shop. Don't buy the "what? who? why are you talking to me?" BS. Just smile knowingly and let them know you see through their ruse. Produce is a great ice breaker too, it's legit to just up and ask "what do you think of these?" about pretty much any fruit or veg. "They have these at Xway for the same price, wonder if they're better?"

And don't laugh, but liquor stores are excellent places to meet women, especially those franchise wine stores with events on early weekend evenings. Magnet.
I don't understand why you guys give a damn who is wtaching or observing you. When I got the girls number today I had to follow her to the next aisle and the Wal Mart emplyee was trying to mac on her. I just stepped in front of him and said " ok I just got this new smart phone I am trying out to figure out how to put in new contacts."

Finally I figured it out, and told her to give her me digits so I can put them in. She t9ld them to me. I told her OK I am going to text you my digits now. So IO sent her a message that just said "HI." I asked her if she got it? She checked and said she did. I asked her what did it say. She smiled and said "you said HI."

That immediately ruled out she gave mke a wrong phone #.

Guys this is easy as hell! What is with all this bullsh!t ****blocking crap I am hearing about? Shut them down. Tell them to bug off you are talking to a lady you just met. That's what I would do if someone tried to interfere with my pickup.
 
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