Hello gentlemen,
Seeing a lack of actionable and fun little tips, I've got a little golden move to share. Best suited in mixed social circle situations, for those under 30 or so (a lot depends on your personality).
When a girl says something (incredibly) stupid, interrupt and ask her if she knows what “touchdown” means.
Ignore her lack of football knowledge, shake your head and proceed to tell her that it has another meaning. Ask her if she has ever heard of Down’s syndrome. Tell her that it’s a tradition in your friend circle, that once someone says something not-so-very-smart, you proceed to do a “Touch-Down”, as you touch her shoulder. If she doesn’t get it, do another “touchdown”.
Congratulations, you just got a “pass this ****-test and collect tingles” card for the particular girl. From that moment on, anytime she says anything you dislike or throws a **** test at you, all you will have to do is simply place your hand on her shoulder and give her a knowing look, every so often accompanied by a patronizing “touchdown” coming from your mouth. No effort, no thinking, just a little touch.
If your social circle knows this little move, it actually becomes a lot more fun when someone who is not in-the-know gets "touchdown-ed", and can quickly spread around.
Seeing a lack of actionable and fun little tips, I've got a little golden move to share. Best suited in mixed social circle situations, for those under 30 or so (a lot depends on your personality).
When a girl says something (incredibly) stupid, interrupt and ask her if she knows what “touchdown” means.
Ignore her lack of football knowledge, shake your head and proceed to tell her that it has another meaning. Ask her if she has ever heard of Down’s syndrome. Tell her that it’s a tradition in your friend circle, that once someone says something not-so-very-smart, you proceed to do a “Touch-Down”, as you touch her shoulder. If she doesn’t get it, do another “touchdown”.
Congratulations, you just got a “pass this ****-test and collect tingles” card for the particular girl. From that moment on, anytime she says anything you dislike or throws a **** test at you, all you will have to do is simply place your hand on her shoulder and give her a knowing look, every so often accompanied by a patronizing “touchdown” coming from your mouth. No effort, no thinking, just a little touch.
If your social circle knows this little move, it actually becomes a lot more fun when someone who is not in-the-know gets "touchdown-ed", and can quickly spread around.
