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Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?

SeymourCake

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Is that a Don Juan thing to do if her ass is clean?
 

adam225

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Each to their own....:crackup:
 

GADavid

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What are you drinking tonight?

The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
 

CrimsonPanther

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why is that weird? O_O
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
 

adam225

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Yum yum.... sweetcorn... tastes pretty damn good....
 

Albatross953

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Jesus now I have to clean coffee off my monitor.
 

VladPatton

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Hahahah, priceless thread!

Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
 

Purefilth

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Best. Thread. Ever.
 

backbreaker

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"I like having my salad tossed with Ketchup or Syrup. I prefer Syrup"
- Tossed Salad Man
 

JoeMarron

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The only time I'd even contemplate trying that sh!t (hah) is if she never had sh!t come out of there in the first place, in other words she wears a bag that takes care of that....meaning that I probably wouldn't be banging her in the first place.
 

foreverAFC

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i dont think you could ever be considered a true don juan if you arent into eating ass
 

_sideways_

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backbreaker said:
"I like having my salad tossed with Ketchup or Syrup. I prefer Syrup"
- Tossed Salad Man
Lol I just seen that Chris rock stand up on YouTube two weeks ago lol
 

speed dawg

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Dirt road goes one way and that's out.

I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
 

GS750

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We need more threads like this.
 

Albatross953

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AFCs do this so they can get back the dinner they bought her.
 
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