The manipulative, cold hearted man with tits

CHALENGE GUY · 05-11-2001, 10:26 AM

THE MANIPULATIVE, COLD HEARTED MAN WITH TITS

This little MANIPULATIVE, COLD HEARTED MAN WITH TITS/ENGLISH dictionnary (or bullsh!t detector) is the result of my direct experience. Feel free to post your entries.

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY THE CYNICAL MAN

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You see, American women (my country) are spoiled. They get everything they want at an early age and it continues from there. They don't appreciate anything. As they get older they realize the power they have over guys (only if you let them), and use it to their advantage.
Here's the trick: When caught, they hide behind their 'sugar and spice' (ACTION's words) facade and we men let them get away with practically murder.
This is the double-standard out there. I like to call women like this, "Men with tits" cuz they think like a big-time jerk guy, but in the body of a woman. Very dangerous, to say the least.
I say only by sticking to the basics, and dealing out the BOTTOM LINE if there's a problem, can you effectively weed out the bazillion useless manipulative women out there and find a good one.

She gives you all the signals but keeps talking about her BF :

Translation : " I have a comfortable relationship with my BF (he’s rich/he’s got a big car/d!ck, whatever). I won’t leave him for you, but flirting with losers like you is my favorite hobby. I like to feel desirable, beautiful, lovable. Once you are hooked, I mention my BF and Gosh do I love to see that desperation in your eyes! Jubilation! Oh…the poor little teddy bear has a crush on me. Oh… you are so cute… "

She’s attracted to you, but she’s also saying " Let’s just be friends for a while. I don’t want to jump into anything right away because whenever I’ve done that in the past, things just didn't work out. Blah blah blah. "

Translation : " I am manipulative and cold hearted. I know that if I admit I’m not attracted to you, then you'll bail. The next week, month, year, decade, whatever, I’m gonna tell you that I finally met the man of my dreams and that I owe it all to you. As you can see, my beauty and platonic affection for you are reminiscent of a fine chocolate coating on a big piece of dung. Want a bite? "

She has a boyfriend on the side, but (WOW!) she’s ready to leave him for you.

Translation : “I’m giving you a big flat clue on my honesty and loyalty. I love you so much… You can trust me! Ha! I have no integrity, and I love it! Hopefully, you are too dumb to see that I’m a taker. I don’t have the guts to tell my current boyfriend that I want to end it before I get involved with you. I’m a little monkey with tits ; I won't let go of one branch till I get a grip on the next. When it gets boring with you, I’m gonna do the exact same thing. But don’t listen to your bullsh!t detector! Everything is all right. Yeah, that’s right, look at my tits… "

" Friday night? I’m afraid I can’t because blah blah blah blah. But call me next week. "

Translation : " You turn me off. But call me next week, because I don’t have the guts to tell you that I’d rather sleep with a road apple. Besides, I can still tell my friend that this loser is after me. Oh… you boost my ego! Ohhhhhh yeah! Yeeeessssss! Ohhhhhhhhhh! But this is the only pleasure you can give me, so back off.”

I never kiss on the first date.

"Wow. What a great night we’ve had together. Thank you! It’s so boring to be alone……….. But you turn me off. Oh! Thanks for everything. You are wonderful! I’m so full of crap, but when I’m with you, I feel like gold. You are my hero…….. but don’t forget you turn me off."

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There's this woman I met over the Internet. We'll call her Gina. We exchanged pictures and phone numbers. She seemed attractive (pretty face, brickhouse body, Yum!) so I called and asked out on an action date to a restaurant that has a gameroom in the back. She agreed. That was was two days ago.
This morning however, I get this email from Gina:

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Whatsup Survivor? Just thought I would drop you a few lines to say hi. I hope you had a wonderful week. Thinking about our date on Saturday. Looking forward to meeting you. There's one thing. ( I'm trying to make a long story short) I think I mentioned our students are going to a 5 Star Restaurant on Friday 5/18. That's why I'm still up. Anyway, the two gentleman who mentored and financed the dinner for our students are having a BBQ on Saturday. They are both ministers. One is graduating from Seminary. Instead of going out and beating you (SMILE) at Skeeball I would like you to be my guest. Let me know your take on this. Call me or e-mail me.
Talk To You Soon........
GINA

Translation
"I am still curious about meeting you Survivor, but since you either talked with me on the phone too long (10-15 min.) or said something stupid in the conversation, my curiousity in you isn't high enough to want to be with you alone, even if it is in a neutral, safe, public place. When I meet you for the first time, I would like to have some backup.
Therefore I want us to meet where I can have HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE. Instead of having only me evaluate you, you will be TRIPLE-TEAMED by myself and two ministers that I've already spoken with concerning you. And who knows how many other people will be grilling you with questions.
And yes Survivor my dear, I am purposely placing you in this stressful situation to see how you deal with it. If you choose to go to the BBQ, I'll think that I can probably get you to do anything I want at a moment's notice, and thus lose respect for you. If you choose NOT to go, I'll probably assume that you were intimidated by the situation and chickened out. And you'll still lose any chance you had with me. It's a lose-lose situation for you, win-win for me!
Isn't Internet dating wonderful! (SMILE)
Call me or email later so I'll know whether or not you're gullible enough to fall for this BS stunt I'm pulling.
Talk To You Soon........
GINA

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 05-20-2001).]

ACTION · 05-11-2001, 11:02 AM

Yo:

I'd be laughing my dyck off right now, but the only thing stopping me is that this is all true!

Albion · 05-11-2001, 02:56 PM

Exactly! I wish more guys would realize this.

-al

Loudog · 05-11-2001, 08:38 PM

Yah...to sum it up:

WOMEN ARE ATTENTION *****S. THEY TAKE EVERY BIT OF ATTENTION THEY CAN GET. no matter what the outcome.

what do the rest of you think.

DJ · 05-13-2001, 04:56 PM

I just got very angry very quick. Man ain't that the truth. If only I had found this site earlier.

Don_090 · 05-13-2001, 06:00 PM

Cheers to cynics everywhere!!!

Great **** man,

CHALENGE GUY · 05-13-2001, 06:26 PM

Wow!...
I guess I was quite angry when I wrote that post. http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Although I do not approve that kind of aggrssiveness, i still firmly believe what it says.

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

Sting · 05-13-2001, 07:12 PM

I know I probably broke a cardinal rule, but I showed this column to a female friend of mine. At first, she called it chauvanistic, childish, that it only described a "small minority" of women, etc... After she was done belittling it, I asked her point blank if she had done any of these things. Faced with a question being asked by a close friend, she answered quietly "yes."

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It could happen to you, just like it happened to me, there is simply no immunity, there's no guarantee...

The Cynical Man · 05-13-2001, 09:20 PM

Yo Sting:

There ya go. Typical woman - can't admit when they're wrong, and will do ANYTHING to get away with sh!t! And until you bust 'em point blank, they won't admit it.

Losers!

All you peoples out there - read Sting's post here!!!

THIS is what we're dealing with, guys! THIS is the MAJORITY!

So CYA - Cover Yer A$$!!!

Sting · 05-13-2001, 11:33 PM

Thanks for the compliment Cynical! I get a real kick out of your postings as well.

Postscript to my prior posting:

My female friend called me just a short time ago to "continue our discussion" about Challenge Guy's original posting (I thought it was over -- I guess I was wrong). She qualified her previous admission with the following monologue (paraphrased of course):

"I acted like that when I was young and inexperienced. I don't do that anymore. Why can't I find a nice guy? blah blah blah..."

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It could happen to you, just like it happened to me, there is simply no immunity, there's no guarantee...

The Cynical Man · 05-14-2001, 01:09 AM

"I acted like that when I was young and inexperienced. I don't do that anymore. Why can't I find a nice guy? blah blah blah..."

DUH.

How many fookin times do I gotta hear this line????????

Sting - tell her that once she pulls her head outta her a$$, then she'll be able to SEE all the good guys out there. Lemme tell ya, it's gotta be pretty hard finding 'nice guys' with yer head up yer a$$...

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Hey - the choices you make in life will have consequences; you just can't avoid it; I don't care HOW big your t!tties are...

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ACTION · 05-14-2001, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by The Cynical Man:
... Lemme tell ya, it's gotta be pretty hard finding 'nice guys' with yer head up yer a$$...

Fellas, this has got to be THE LINE OF THE YEAR!

God damn right I'm gonna remember it!!!!

HotRod · 05-14-2001, 05:24 PM

I think it's all true. The thing is whatcha gonna don about it? If you believe these things then that means that 99% of the attractive women out there are maniuplative, attention seekers, etc because they can get away with it. That means you will be single for a LONG time if not forever. And you'll never be able to find a chick that's worth it. I know *****es out there that get away with a lot of **** and they always will because it is NEVER going to change. That's just the way it is.

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CHALENGE GUY · 05-14-2001, 06:04 PM

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If you believe these things then that means that 99% of the attractive women out there are maniuplative, attention seekers, etc because they can get away with it. That means you will be single for a LONG time if not forever. And you'll never be able to find a chick that's worth it.

HotRod, I completely agree with you, but I promised myself that I won't settle for imitations. I want the real thing. Enough of these manipulative pu$$ies.

I'm starting to look in the 7/8 range.

Wish me luck.

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

HotRod · 05-14-2001, 06:09 PM

Wish me luck.

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I guess that luck has a lot do with than I previously thought.

The Cynical Man · 05-14-2001, 09:10 PM

Hot Rod, although it looks pretty fookin bleak, the thing you gotta remember is that there ARE a few GOOD ones out there.

Just don't settle for bullsh!t, man - it's not worth it! And 9 times outta 10, that's what you're gonna find - BULLSH!T.

Keep your eyes peeled for that ONE. And let the rest of 'em rot in the mess they made!

CHALENGE GUY · 05-15-2001, 02:10 PM

New entries

" Wow, this post is chauvanistic and childish. It only describes a "small minority" of women. I acted like that when I was young and inexperienced. I don't do that anymore. Why can't I find a nice guy? blah blah blah..."

Translation : Sh!t, some jerk has discovered my tricks. It’s so hard to pull my head outta my a$$ and start attracting nice guys… Oh well, let’s just say the whole thing is chauvanistic and childish. You know… this brown sanctuary of mine is so comfortable... I’ve been practicing all my life to become such a good contorsionist.

" I love you… "

Translation : Love me.

" Do you get alot of girls? "

Translation : I don’t feel anything. My brown sanctuary hides the world from my eyes. Are you interesting? I don’t know, but I assume that since you've got other women chasing you, you must be worth something. What? Sorry, i don’t hear you. You know, it’s hard to hear anything at all in here.

" Well, give me your phone number instead. "

Translation : You are boring. I’m not interested. I won’t call you. But this little number goes in my EGO BOOST SCRAP BOOK. Thank you… you are so sweet.

HotRod · 05-15-2001, 04:56 PM

"Do you get alot of girls?"

I don't know about U but I'd rather here that then "you don't get any girls do you?"

Lexomatic · 05-15-2001, 06:27 PM

"My life is very busy at the moment"

Translation: "I'm waiting for someone to take me away from it all, and you are not him. Thanks for lunch, though."

The Cynical Man · 05-15-2001, 08:54 PM

Heheheh - ya know, Challenge Guy has a great idea here:

How bout if everybody posts a couple of bullsh!t lines that women have fed them, and give the translation?

Then we can have our own little 'dictionary' in our minds and know what the F is up.

Knowledge is power, baby!

(I don't have anything new off the top of my head... YET hehehe)