Anything...except for NO!

Peak · 08-13-2000, 06:02 AM

It's hard for many girls to say the word NO!!!
It's succinctness appears to be too much for many of them to handle...mainly cause they think they are going to hurt YOU (which is probably true in most cases).
So next time you hear anything other than "YES" please remember these words and save your precious time and money.

Yes = green light (maintain velocity and direction kind sir)

No = red light (STOP right there buddy; come to a screeching halt. If you procede the cops will be after you, or you are likely to have an accident)

Excuse = amber light procede with extreme caution: remember you still have to cross a busy intersection and it is highly likely that it'll change red on the way through. If it does please see NO!

Don't live your life in the uncertainty of the orange light, it may turn red at any time!

AD always says this, but I heard some great excuses a girl gave my mate the other night so I thought I'd emphasise it with a post. By the way we moved on a scored some other girl for him.

Cheers.

[This message has been edited by Peak (edited 08-13-2000).]

Anti-Dump · 08-13-2000, 10:28 AM

Peak,

Great post. I like the your 'Stop Light' example. I just might steal that. But I will give you the credit.

Beautiful. I also like 'don't live your life in the uncertainty of the orange light'. How true.
Anti-Dump

terminator911 · 08-13-2000, 11:51 AM

Excellent post... I like this kind of posts because they relate to something all of us know very well, and exactly how it works.

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"Women. They've got half the money in the world and all the pu$$y."

Inspector Clouseau · 01-01-2002, 02:22 PM

bump.

Buzz · 01-01-2002, 10:36 PM

bump, good post.

If you see a red light, just make a right turn and go on to the next intersection. =)

-Buzz

Espi · 08-19-2009, 09:07 AM

This is posted in the DJ Bible??????

spesmilitis · 08-19-2009, 06:31 PM

it should be

horaholic · 08-19-2009, 07:14 PM

Most of the time, girls wont directly say yes either, though.

08-13-2000, 06:02 AM	#1
Peak Master Don Juan Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 835	Anything...except for NO! It's hard for many girls to say the word NO!!! It's succinctness appears to be too much for many of them to handle...mainly cause they think they are going to hurt YOU (which is probably true in most cases). So next time you hear anything other than "YES" please remember these words and save your precious time and money. Yes = green light (maintain velocity and direction kind sir) No = red light (STOP right there buddy; come to a screeching halt. If you procede the cops will be after you, or you are likely to have an accident) Excuse = amber light procede with extreme caution: remember you still have to cross a busy intersection and it is highly likely that it'll change red on the way through. If it does please see NO! Don't live your life in the uncertainty of the orange light, it may turn red at any time! AD always says this, but I heard some great excuses a girl gave my mate the other night so I thought I'd emphasise it with a post. By the way we moved on a scored some other girl for him. Cheers. [This message has been edited by Peak (edited 08-13-2000).] __________________ Peak©

08-13-2000, 11:51 AM	#3
terminator911 Master Don Juan Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 591	Excellent post... I like this kind of posts because they relate to something all of us know very well, and exactly how it works. ------------------ "Women. They've got half the money in the world and all the pu$$y." __________________ Avoid divorce... Find a woman you truly hate and buy her a house

01-01-2002, 02:22 PM	#4
Inspector Clouseau Senior Don Juan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 207	bump. __________________ "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." --Theodore Roosevelt "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -- Mark Twain "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius

08-19-2009, 09:07 AM	#6
Espi Master Don Juan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Tampa Bay Age: 42 Posts: 4,901	This is posted in the DJ Bible?????? __________________ "Age wrinkles the body; quitting wrinkles the soul.” Gen. Douglas MacArthur

08-19-2009, 06:31 PM	#7
spesmilitis Master Don Juan Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,527	it should be __________________ - "Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms" Ron Paul for president 2008 R.P. lights it up @ GOP debate http://youtube.com/watch?v=8BB3NrSpRGE

08-13-2000, 10:28 AM	#2
Anti-Dump Master Don Juan Join Date: May 2000 Location: United States Posts: 1,353	Peak, Great post. I like the your 'Stop Light' example. I just might steal that. But I will give you the credit. Beautiful. I also like 'don't live your life in the uncertainty of the orange light'. How true. Anti-Dump

01-01-2002, 10:36 PM	#5
Buzz Don Juan Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 150	bump, good post. If you see a red light, just make a right turn and go on to the next intersection. =) -Buzz

08-19-2009, 07:14 PM	#8
horaholic Master Don Juan Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 36 Posts: 2,262	Most of the time, girls wont directly say yes either, though. __________________ IF YOU ARE NEW HERE, CLICK HERE AND READ BEFORE ASKING ADVICE ABOUT 'THIS ONE GIRL.'

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