The Impalusible AW

Originally posted by HeartlessBtch
Ok... I must admire your writting and creativity YET I am offended, so i must ask... Do you have anything better to do than waste your time writting stories to degrade women?

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Originally posted by HeartlessBtch
Ok... I must admire your writting and creativity YET I am offended, so i must ask... Do you have anything better to do than waste your time writting stories to degrade women?

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
The Implausible Attention Whor.e

Lately i had been feeling more and more confused, everything around me was a mystery. Life, Women, Food, Colours but today was the day i became a man - i wasnt afraid anymore, as a Knight of Passion, King Of Men, and God Of Love i was and am invincible. I methodically choose which destination i should go to, the kingdom of now? or the kingsom of never? or shall i just make do, and stay in this land that i now live, i am happy, yes i am happy, well i think i am happy, but if i think i am happy, then maybe i am truely not, the mind can play tricks, when anger, pain, frustration and the feeling of being used by anyone, not just her overwealms me - there is nothing i can do that could possibly change the way i feel, i cant change the world!

YES YOU CAN!

Who, Who said that!?

Me!

Who, Whos there? Show yourself!

I cannot do that young squire.

Why?? - show yourself coward and explain to me what you mean.

Your are a defeatist, a gloom merchant, a cassandra, a cynic, a crepehanger and a misanthrope. If you, If your mind lets you beleive that life is unfair, that women are unjust and that your enemies are heroes - you will never attain the status MAN.

No - Stop it! You have no idea what i am going through - women ignore me, they hate me, i am ugly, i am unconfident, i am shy, i am reserved, but through it all - i am still a man, a male, a king!

KING!? KING?! You HAVE the title King, but King you are not - your wife is an AW - she flirts with your Cardinal, your Lords, she flirts and has slept with your Jester for heavans sake!

NO!!! You are wrong - she would never do a thing, she is a w....

A what?? A whor.e?? A witch?? A Wench?? What??

NOOOOO!!!! SHE IS A WOMAN!! a woman! a woman?

Yes my friend - she is a woman! As long as you maintain your AFC ways - she will cheat on you, she will fool you, she will never be yours really!

......................... (silence)

I will tell you a story young squire - HARK!!


My heart beat with confidence/
A confidence that i had never felt before/
She stood in her dominance/
The implausible Attention Whor.e/

Her eyes were flickering flames/
Hazel Entrapments , pools of discontempt, labours of law/
But I play my own game/
With the implausible Attetnion Whor.e/

I will never be controlled/
I am a man, My value is Gold/
She is an AW, De-Holed!/
I am a man, BOLD!/

She stares at me, why?/
Is it because im ugly, stupid or repulsive?/
Its because im a Guy!/
Masculine, Bold and more Seductive/

My arms hold her close/
With a look into her mind, shes raw/
I will deflower her Rose/
The implausible Attention Whor.e/

I glide across her body/
Her skin pale, Lips Claret, Thighs of Virgins/
Her surname was, is Andreotti/
She was valuable, like Sturgeon/

But after this moment - Happiness/
A fall from grace was to occur - Bytch/
She wanted more than one Pen1s/
She will get a genital itch/

She smiles at me when i see her/
She talks to me on the phone/
But she ignores my advances and my dates/
All she wants is bone/

Maybe i am tiresome or maybe im a bore/
But the one thing that i know im not/
IS fodder for an Attention Whor.e/

But sir - what does this mean? What is an AW? What is a Phone? What do you propose for myself?

These are all questions that you need to know that answer to - and i can give you them:

This is my life, i am you 2000 years from now - The Future Shezzler, i have come back to the present day - to pass on the word so that I can be a MAN without having to find out the hard way - do you understand me Shezzler?

What?"?!!!? Your me?!!

Yes i am

No it cannot be - thou arest an apparition brought on by the hallucogenic affects of this element that i smoke.

Beleive me - i am Shezzler -i am you - and i am here to help.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY WIFE IS A SAINT, SHE WOULDNT HURT ME, SHE WOULDNT CHEAT, YOU ARE TRYING TO TURN AGAINST ME

(With that - ye olde shezzler cascaded into a dimension, a dimension full of dementia - this was known as Oneitis - his mind was warped by the Witch, The Wench, The AW, The Women.

The people who tried to help him were now his enemies - his ownself, his own mind he had even turned against, at the mere thought of his precious wife being anything more than his!

He picked up his knife and he gored The Future Shezzler...but wait!!

The Future Shezzler just laughed, laughed at his oldself has he attempted to overshadow the new Don Juan that he had become, he no longer was at the beck and call of women, he no longer looked upon women as a Goddess, he looked down on them as a Goddess - because he was a God.

No - one could bring out the old AFC in him again - the AW was a pawn in his worldy entertaining game of chess, the AFC of old was spiteful, he wanted out, but a DJ has control over himself, over his life and the people in it.

I could be a man of many words

I could be a man of many dreams

But words and dreams are only attainable if you are a man

AW;s will come and go - more often they will come as more and more AFCs fcuk there brains out - but your soul, your mind and your heart will never leave - they are your reminder of the past that you once lived.....but alas..They are also your defence against your past AFCdom and the cruddy realm that you once inhibited.

Speak Up!!!! Or Forever Be a Chump.

Hey ladies!
Guess what?

What?

Your coming back to my castle, and you gonna ride my lance!

Until the fairys fly, Shezzlers voice will never die.

Good Luck DJ's

Shezz

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Originally posted by Triple X
Shezzler no offence man, but are you trying to imitate Pook here by any chance?



Anyway aside from that I totally agree with your message... AWs are f***ing annoying and need to be dealt with accordingly. But you know what I learnt recently? (very valuable)

Attention Wh0res are called that because that is what they so desire - your attention, to feed their huge egos. Just like you desire sex from them - and they know this - so they tease you with it (but won't actually give you any if you are AFC) cos they know it drives you nuts.

So what to do?? Give 'em a taste of their own medicine!! Attention is your currency (as I read somewhere else here). Give it to them very sparingly, and play games with their head (be 'hot' one minute, 'cold' the next). They're not used to this, and it will totally mess with their head which is both what they deserve , and is loads of fun as well!!!

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A scandalous woman (AW) wants to be liked and pursued by lots of guys, while a smooth player just wants sex with lots of women. He could care less whether they like him or not, or whether they even pursue him. In fact, for the most part he'd rather they didn't pursue him because he prefers to do without the drama. For scandalous women, it seems it's otherwise. If she can get a guy to cause drama, then she goes away satisfied that she had an effect on him.

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Scandalous women are good at what they do because they don't necessarily realize what they're doing. That is, they don't understand that it's because of their frequent mood swings that they go from one guy to the next. They don't have to put on an act. It's their emotional processes that determine their actions. If you want to make a scandalous woman curious, she needs to find you a little mysterious. To make her interested, you need to seem like a challenge. To make her want to seduce you, you need to appear innocent. Your actions will determine her moods, which she has little control over. You're a new toy, and the moment she's tired of you, she's on to the next. Her interest is strong early on, but will soon wane, and will wane quickly.

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