I went to a house party/get together last night. Two girls from work and one girl I used to work with, one of the girls I currently work with has been showing me signs of interest and her friends say she thinks I'm cute.
Anyways I get there and all three of the girls are drunk, we need cups for beer pong so the girl that likes me and I go and get them in her car. While we are gone she says something along the lines of "Girl X (one who I used to work with) dared me or the other girl to make out with you by the end of the night." So at the first stop sign I came to I leaned over and kisser her, and she said "Well that wasn't really a make out" and I said ,"You can have more later."
We get back there and I kill 5 shots of vodka in 10 minutes (big mistake) and then proceed to play beer pong and drink bud light platinums (these things **** me up, bad idea number two) and every 15 or so minutes we go outside for a cigarette break. I have quit cigarettes but the girl that likes me smokes them and once I was drunk I had two or three with her. She kept trying to kiss me but I said ,"I hate the smell of cigarettes so your not allowed to kiss me right after you have smoked." This really got to her and once we were both royally f'd up she kept trying to kiss me. Then like 10 minutes later we made out and she was like "I'm not going to have sex with you tonight because the other girl we work with said you only wanted to use me for sex." and my response was something along the lines of ok? I never mentioned anything about sex lol.
Two more people from work showed up and we went back and played more beer pong and at this point I was like 5hit I'm getting really messed up so I went upstairs to sleep on the couch because I was worried I was going to be sick. So I fell asleep but she came upstairs like 20 minutes later and woke me up. When I woke up I was like damn, I'm sick. I then threw up but I pulled my shirt over my mouth so that I didn't throw up all over the place in the house. I managed to keep from getting it all over the place.
So me and the girl that likes/liked me went downstairs to the bathroom so I could shower and she could wash my clothes. I stripped right in front of her and got in the shower, I felt really self conscious because when my **** is soft its so small! I don't remember what happened after I got out of the shower I woke up in the morning in gym shorts on another couch.
lt;dr
So basically, I ****ed up. It looks like I can't hold my liquor, but I threw up because I killed those shots so fast. I'm going to guess that she won't like me after this because it also looks like I have a small prick. But could I care? Nope.
Anyways I get there and all three of the girls are drunk, we need cups for beer pong so the girl that likes me and I go and get them in her car. While we are gone she says something along the lines of "Girl X (one who I used to work with) dared me or the other girl to make out with you by the end of the night." So at the first stop sign I came to I leaned over and kisser her, and she said "Well that wasn't really a make out" and I said ,"You can have more later."
We get back there and I kill 5 shots of vodka in 10 minutes (big mistake) and then proceed to play beer pong and drink bud light platinums (these things **** me up, bad idea number two) and every 15 or so minutes we go outside for a cigarette break. I have quit cigarettes but the girl that likes me smokes them and once I was drunk I had two or three with her. She kept trying to kiss me but I said ,"I hate the smell of cigarettes so your not allowed to kiss me right after you have smoked." This really got to her and once we were both royally f'd up she kept trying to kiss me. Then like 10 minutes later we made out and she was like "I'm not going to have sex with you tonight because the other girl we work with said you only wanted to use me for sex." and my response was something along the lines of ok? I never mentioned anything about sex lol.
Two more people from work showed up and we went back and played more beer pong and at this point I was like 5hit I'm getting really messed up so I went upstairs to sleep on the couch because I was worried I was going to be sick. So I fell asleep but she came upstairs like 20 minutes later and woke me up. When I woke up I was like damn, I'm sick. I then threw up but I pulled my shirt over my mouth so that I didn't throw up all over the place in the house. I managed to keep from getting it all over the place.
So me and the girl that likes/liked me went downstairs to the bathroom so I could shower and she could wash my clothes. I stripped right in front of her and got in the shower, I felt really self conscious because when my **** is soft its so small! I don't remember what happened after I got out of the shower I woke up in the morning in gym shorts on another couch.
lt;dr
So basically, I ****ed up. It looks like I can't hold my liquor, but I threw up because I killed those shots so fast. I'm going to guess that she won't like me after this because it also looks like I have a small prick. But could I care? Nope.
