d!ckmojo
Senior Don Juan
So after reading up on the Mystery Method (and watching all episodes in both seasons of 'The Pick Up Artist' lol) last week, I'm trying to cobble together a canned opener that I can use to initiate sets and hook with in a relatively smooth manner.
So far I've written a bit of material and I'd like your feedback plz.
(Talking over shoulder to hypothetical 3-set)
“Hey guys, I need your opinion real quick…. I gotta get back to my friends in a minute, but my quick question is… who do you think looks more hard-core in military uniform: Katy Perry or Rihanna?" (they always say Rihanna)
"Yeah Rihanna right? Katy Perry just looks like a scared little emo kid in combat clothes I reckon, whereas Rihanna is like this uber strong muscly amazon warrior babe, she’s such a bad ass.”
“Anyway, I gotta get back to my friends,” (body rock out, then turn back)
“Get this, my friends are rippin’ on me for playing netball coz they think its a girls’ sport… but what do you guys think, is netball fun or what?
(they always say 'Yeah netball is awesome')
"Oh, you guys like to play netball too? Yeah its great, hey! I usually play centre, or goal attack, because I’m tall and fit, and I score all the time. Let me try and guess what position you guys play…. Hrmm: I bet you are a goal shooter(pointing to tall girl/tomboy girl), you are probably a wing defence (pointing to shy girl), and you (point to target) must be the bench warmer (cheeky smile), am I right?”
(Stack on with)
“You know, sometimes I think Prime Minister is like a character out of Harry Potter, don’t you reckon? Just imagine if Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall had a three-way sex romp with Lord Voldemort’s pet snake... Julia Gillard could totally have been conceived that way, hey?”
Well that's all I got so far, I need a lot more material, but plz give me your input. I know the last routine doesn't really flow well from the last... :/
So far I've written a bit of material and I'd like your feedback plz.
(Talking over shoulder to hypothetical 3-set)
“Hey guys, I need your opinion real quick…. I gotta get back to my friends in a minute, but my quick question is… who do you think looks more hard-core in military uniform: Katy Perry or Rihanna?" (they always say Rihanna)
"Yeah Rihanna right? Katy Perry just looks like a scared little emo kid in combat clothes I reckon, whereas Rihanna is like this uber strong muscly amazon warrior babe, she’s such a bad ass.”
“Anyway, I gotta get back to my friends,” (body rock out, then turn back)
“Get this, my friends are rippin’ on me for playing netball coz they think its a girls’ sport… but what do you guys think, is netball fun or what?
(they always say 'Yeah netball is awesome')
"Oh, you guys like to play netball too? Yeah its great, hey! I usually play centre, or goal attack, because I’m tall and fit, and I score all the time. Let me try and guess what position you guys play…. Hrmm: I bet you are a goal shooter(pointing to tall girl/tomboy girl), you are probably a wing defence (pointing to shy girl), and you (point to target) must be the bench warmer (cheeky smile), am I right?”
(Stack on with)
“You know, sometimes I think Prime Minister is like a character out of Harry Potter, don’t you reckon? Just imagine if Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall had a three-way sex romp with Lord Voldemort’s pet snake... Julia Gillard could totally have been conceived that way, hey?”
Well that's all I got so far, I need a lot more material, but plz give me your input. I know the last routine doesn't really flow well from the last... :/