Of course, this only works if you already know the woman and see her pretty regularly.
I was spinning this one plate, and I started to notice that she would be late for our get togethers or would have plans come up on her. Not just like once, but a few times over three weeks. It started to seem like her interest level was dropping, since before she would always be very punctual and answer my calls by the second ring.
So, I decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. I just dropped off the face of the earth as far as she was concerned. I did not call her, txt her, or message her for five days. If we would both be on yahoo messenger or something at the same time, I just would not send her anything at all. Even when she sent me something, I would talk like I could give less of a **** about her. Simple "yea", "nah", "haha" answers.
The convo may have looked something like:
Her "Wats up?"
Me (5 mins later) "nothing"
Her "Its been a while! Wat have u been doin??"
Me "Work. Sleep. Laundry"
Her "So u been too busy to call me?"
Me "Yea"
Her "How did u get home after class last nite?" (I don't have a car, so this girl usually gives me a ride from class)
Me "Amy gave me a ride"
Her "Amy?"
Me "Some girl in my econ class"
Her "IC IC Well am I taking u to class tomorrow?"
Me "Nah. Amy is coming to get me"
Her "Do u want a ride home?"
Me "Nah"
Her "R u mad at me or something? You aren't talking much"
Me "Nah"
Her "Ok. JW"
- I sign off -
2 days later, this girl calls my house. I don't answer the phone at all. I wind up seeing her at IGA (a grocery store) later that day.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: I need milk. Whats your excuse?
Her: *laughs* "I need laundry detergent"
Me: "Then what are you doing in the dairy department?"
Her: ...
Me: So, you saw me, and thought it would be a great opportunity to interfere with my milk shopping?
Her: Yes. *smiling*
(I pick up a jug of milk, and start walking down the isle)
Her: Where are you going?
Me: To the check out lane. I would try to steal the milk, but no one is going to believe that I'm pregnant with a baby that looks suspiciously like a milk jug.
Her: *laughing* Stay here and shop with me.
Me: Your a big girl. You can get laundry detergent by yourself. I have to go meet Amy in like 20 minutes. So I've got to shower, and get dressed, and whatnot"
Her: Are you with her?
Me: I will be in 20 minutes.
Her: You know what I mean.
Me: No
Her: Then why are you getting all prettied up?
Me: Because I like to smell good and look pretty
Her: What are you doing later tonight?
Me: Sleeping
Her: You should come to my house
Me: Why?
Her: Just do it!
Me: Not if you are going to bully me into it. Say please.
Her: PLEASE come to my house tonight.
Me: Fine.
That night I went to her house. We started to watch a movie, but you all know what that means. 20 minutes in to the movie, she was grabbing my ****, and by 30 minutes in we were naked.
The moral of the story: Women can not stand being ignored, especially by guys that they know were interested in them. It makes them wonder why you lost interest all of the sudden, and they will use their vagina to capture your attention back if they can.
I was spinning this one plate, and I started to notice that she would be late for our get togethers or would have plans come up on her. Not just like once, but a few times over three weeks. It started to seem like her interest level was dropping, since before she would always be very punctual and answer my calls by the second ring.
So, I decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. I just dropped off the face of the earth as far as she was concerned. I did not call her, txt her, or message her for five days. If we would both be on yahoo messenger or something at the same time, I just would not send her anything at all. Even when she sent me something, I would talk like I could give less of a **** about her. Simple "yea", "nah", "haha" answers.
The convo may have looked something like:
Her "Wats up?"
Me (5 mins later) "nothing"
Her "Its been a while! Wat have u been doin??"
Me "Work. Sleep. Laundry"
Her "So u been too busy to call me?"
Me "Yea"
Her "How did u get home after class last nite?" (I don't have a car, so this girl usually gives me a ride from class)
Me "Amy gave me a ride"
Her "Amy?"
Me "Some girl in my econ class"
Her "IC IC Well am I taking u to class tomorrow?"
Me "Nah. Amy is coming to get me"
Her "Do u want a ride home?"
Me "Nah"
Her "R u mad at me or something? You aren't talking much"
Me "Nah"
Her "Ok. JW"
- I sign off -
2 days later, this girl calls my house. I don't answer the phone at all. I wind up seeing her at IGA (a grocery store) later that day.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: I need milk. Whats your excuse?
Her: *laughs* "I need laundry detergent"
Me: "Then what are you doing in the dairy department?"
Her: ...
Me: So, you saw me, and thought it would be a great opportunity to interfere with my milk shopping?
Her: Yes. *smiling*
(I pick up a jug of milk, and start walking down the isle)
Her: Where are you going?
Me: To the check out lane. I would try to steal the milk, but no one is going to believe that I'm pregnant with a baby that looks suspiciously like a milk jug.
Her: *laughing* Stay here and shop with me.
Me: Your a big girl. You can get laundry detergent by yourself. I have to go meet Amy in like 20 minutes. So I've got to shower, and get dressed, and whatnot"
Her: Are you with her?
Me: I will be in 20 minutes.
Her: You know what I mean.
Me: No
Her: Then why are you getting all prettied up?
Me: Because I like to smell good and look pretty
Her: What are you doing later tonight?
Me: Sleeping
Her: You should come to my house
Me: Why?
Her: Just do it!
Me: Not if you are going to bully me into it. Say please.
Her: PLEASE come to my house tonight.
Me: Fine.
That night I went to her house. We started to watch a movie, but you all know what that means. 20 minutes in to the movie, she was grabbing my ****, and by 30 minutes in we were naked.
The moral of the story: Women can not stand being ignored, especially by guys that they know were interested in them. It makes them wonder why you lost interest all of the sudden, and they will use their vagina to capture your attention back if they can.