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Absurd online "laundry list"

Hooligan Harry

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For some reason it seems that women who like to use online dating services cant seem to spell or use basic grammar. Here are a few responses...

you seem like a jerk with no respect

i lady isnt treated like what u expect no wonder ur single LOL
Oh my god ...
u couldnt be any further up yourself if u tried...
u want perfection ...and ill tell u now u wont get it ...it doesnt exist....beside u wont win any hearts with a self absorbant profile like yours....

What your after is not a female to enjoy life with but a slave at your beck and call....

But i tell u now they dont come cheap....they r mail order brides....believe they cost a pretty penny ...hahaha

Well what more can i say ...couldnt believe a man could write so many words...but hey ...i dont think u will get too many appling for the job ....

Ego goes a long way hahahah....
In this day and age your looking for a woman that does not exist. Good luck finding her. Had a major laugh when reading your profile anyway. Thanks for the laugh!!
Hey,
well i have 2....to funny....amazing....and im seriouse hehe,,,,anyway , you know what you whant.........very...how do you say ( CLICHER) Well Don Juan (securo)for sure 2 be sure, (surment) A girl will be attractif 2 your speech , but about a woman.well......never....take care
Here are links to the profiles of the women. Just to see what kind of quality we are talking about

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9530595.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7287003.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9551559.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6130604.htm

I sent a simple "please note you have been blocked. If you cant take the time to run your response through a simple spell check I would have serious concerns about your personal hygiene and ability to hold down a job"
 

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Hooligan Harry said:
I sent a simple "please note you have been blocked. If you cant take the time to run your response through a simple spell check I would have serious concerns about your personal hygiene and ability to hold down a job"
LOL.

You cant be serious, these chicks seem pretty low quality. I honestly dont know why you guys even bother with internet chicks. That last one takes the cake out of that bunch of losers, lol what a tripper.

Ethnicity:: Mixed Race with Mixed Color hair
I was already betting by her airy fairy flakey vibe she's got a hairy bush, that confirms it.

pretty doest mean....u know...
What the fvck does this even mean? Some of you guys must have some serious patience for these retards.
 

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Heh, are you using the profile description I wrote?

LMAO,..I realize Plentyoffish isn't the best example of online dating sites, but it's sh!t like this that stops me in my tracks when I read about some guy telling me how "great his online game is".
 

Hooligan Harry

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Yeah man. It laughed my arse when I saw it and thought I would give it a bash :)

Plentyoffish is full of trolls and single mothers though. I may load this up onto one of those sugar daddy websites. Lets see what kind of reponse it gets when they know you are loaded. :)
 

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Rollo knocked one out of the park here.
 

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Hooligan Harry said:
For some reason it seems that women who like to use online dating services cant seem to spell or use basic grammar. Here are a few responses...


I didn't bother looking at the links but most of those responses look like they were written by a retarded 3rd grader.
 

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Read my thread in on Plenty of Fish regarding looks test. You'll find out quickly what online "dating" is really about..forget the 'laundry lists'. It's all about women leaving a profile up in hopes to score a model "10". I've tested it with numerous women and the replies, IM's, Favorites, first responders, parade of women viewing "my" profile etc. was all the proof I needed. It's a joke.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=178505
 

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I had a good laugh reading one where she didn't want her man to have a porno mustache. I guess she will disqualify the c**k of a pornstar because of his mustache.
 

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*sits back with bag of popcorn, waits for entertainment to begin*
 

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Social_Leper said:
Its been quite tame so far but there's been a few responses that made me chuckle.








What's wrong with using my real pics?
Nothing is, matter fact is bold, I don't know if I could though, to many bishes know me, on POF and of. The drawback of living in a medium sized state
 
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