A buddy of mine was witness to the greatest stripper story ever told.
Once upon a time, there were two guys going home from a bar. They didn't get any chicks, but they were drunk and hungry, and they stopped at a waffle house. So here's the scene: 2:00 in the morning at a waffle house just off the interstate, coffee, club clothes hanging disheveledly off their sobering bodies, the bright, harsh light of the restaurant reminding them of their failure to pull any chicks that night.
Well my buddy was pretty solid with the ladies, he had that reputation that helps you more than it hurts you. But his buddy was an AFC, and tonight he was an obnoxious, sloven, drunken AFC, and I'm sure dude regretted taking him out.
So who should enter the waffle house, but THREE hot-ass strippers just getting off from work! The drunken AFC guy thinks, "My ship has arrived!" and goes after these strippers hail-mary style. They shoot him down and embarrass the hell out of his more suave partner. As they were leaving, my buddy approaches them and sais, "I'm real sorry about my friend there. Let me pick up your tab." He ends up in a conversation with these ladies of the night, and they invited him back to their apartment! So stuck with the drunk AFC, he follows these girls back to their place and has a FOURSOME with all of them on the same bed. The AFC made his way into the bedroom, tried to join in but the women told him to get lost, so he SAT ON THE OTHER BED JERKING OFF WHILE SILENTLY SOBBING TO HIMSELF while his buddy had sex with three smoking hot strippers!
So the moral of the story is, don't be an AFC.
Also, don't go thinking the suave guy in this tale had it made either, for it was common knowledge among us that he was plagued with STDs.
So the other moral of the story is, strippers are hot, but NEVER EVER bang one without a condom, if at all.
The End.