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    Television shows to watch?

    http://www.comic-images.com/data/media/23/kim_possible_28_by_graficoslozano1.jpg Why the f--- does only her left nipple work? Hollywood is so f---- up these days. Find a girl who has two working nipples. One is at attention and the other is as flacid as my "personal pull-toy".
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    What's it mean when a girl asks if you're gay?

    http://i.imgur.com/OdmIK.jpg You do look very feminine and GAY. The real problem is that you look like a prick. The type of gay boy that even gay men avoid. I wouldn't hire you to work at Starbucks, let alone take my bags up to my room. And if you did take my bags to my room I wouldn't tip...
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    Mila Kunis

    Yay for the crack hores :cheer:
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    Green Lantern recast as gay! WTF!

    Wow, are you guys saying that Hollywood might be controlled by a group of gay Jewish men? No way! I guess next you will tell me that there are gay baristas at Starbucks, gay men working at SAKS, and that Mexico has drug violence. You are some crazy kids!
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    America Circling the Drain

    You are the first human on earth who would prefer Mississippi over Tuscany. Maybe if you actually visited Italy you could make a more educated comment. Florence is in Tuscany (Toscana). NOBODY who actually visited Tuscany would even dare compare it to Mississippi. I would suggest you say...
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    The offical Sosuave no fap challenge (Let's get it!)

    Like any of you boys could last two days (let alone 5 weeks). You boys are playing (poor choice of words!) with some dangerous s---. Just give in. But be sure to tell me...uh...us about it :rock: By day 3 you will helpless by the 12 second mark of this video. At 33 seconds it is a lost...
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    So what exactly is Paul Janka's appeal?

    What? It is fake? No way! I believe everything I see on youtube that is trying to sell me something.
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    Would you go out with this pregnant chick?

    http://www.loveme.com/tour/photos/odessa-nikolaev-kherson-0512/images/kherson-women-134.jpg Grandpa says that you are out of your f---- minds! He sends his regards from Ukraine. Save yourselves. Learn Russian. Sad thing is that most straight guys in America would at least bang her. You know...
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    Mila Kunis

    She would be just an old hag in Ukraine if her family hadn't left. Really below average. The West just has a horrible pool of attractive girls these days. Immigration patterns don't help much. In saying that, all of you boys would do her and BEG for seconds. You would wash her dirty...
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    does money , new car , new home really get woman these days

    My point is that young females who can reproduce are not into what gay men are! Studies prove this. A healthy female can get turned on more by a new purse than a picture of a hot naked man. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/fashion-study-online-2012_n_1580663.html A way to a female's...
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    does money , new car , new home really get woman these days

    How many of you actually have money? How many of you are actually a rich, old, f----- fat man with a house bigger than your school? End of discussion. Yeah, I am a high school senior and I can go to the prom with a zitty boy who wants to touch my breasts, or I can go with my father's friend...
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    Jerry Sundusky found guilty

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr4Dmk1McEw&feature=player_embedded Stupid American hores. Seriously. Just look at those fat, asexual, ugly pigs that you worship. They are cheering a verdict. How gross is that. That is more classless than what he did. You don't f----- cheer a guilty...
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    Top male regrets by askmen.com

    Not playing a team sport? WTF? Do you know how many coaches in America are gay? How many do things to their players? America hates priests because of the Catholic churches support for Palestine. I have news for you. Coaches, teachers, and band instructors are getting a lot of young male...
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    How and for how long cocaine use can be detected

    Another fake story by a teenager. The military is for the poor of every society. Cocaine is for those who get into the finer discos and are sent birthday cards from the staff at the local Hugo Boss store. Yes, you do receive handwritten birthday cards from a staff member. As they say, "You...
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    Hollywood is a cesspool of perversion and corruption

    Wow, girls using their bodies to get ahead! Men going for younger females! The horror! For a moment I thought you were talking about Ukraine :rock: Talking about gay and you link to a bodybuilding forum :crackup: That ain't gay. Nah. Nope.
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    Outrageous salaries for Actors/Singers/Athletes/CEO's etc..

    Actors and singers make little to no money. Only a handful do and those are usually females who fall in love with their managers when they were "too young" for Anglo tastes (Celine Dion). The Backstreet Boys and N'Sync made NOTHING. NOTHING. Fat Lou Pearlman took the boy band money and their...
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    Tips for a virgin

    My God! A virgin? WTF is wrong with you? F----- horses are getting more pootang than you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpcgNr6y-lM&feature=player_detailpage#t=84s My f----- God! She is talking about a farm animal. Mr. Ed is getting more action than some of you. P.S. I do admit that...
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    She's older than me

    Dude, women that old rarely can get pregnant. Men who have a thing for creatures who can't get pregnant have some issues to deal with. Issues that can be solved with a trip East. http://pautov.viplast.ru/images/gallery/10904.jpg Dude, you need to study Russian. Go to Ukraine. Go...
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    Save me... from safe modern life

    And I want to get on a rocket and ride it to the moon! Keep dreaming. BTW, your dreams must be as f---ed as mine! I always wish I could dream of this http://pix.avaxnews.com/avaxnews/de/6f/00006fde_medium.jpeg Ukraine instead I always end up dreaming about this...
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    Green Lantern recast as gay! WTF!

    My friend, you are on a Higher Plane than the rest of these boys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwuNPMH9nLg For you, my friend. Smooth as silk. BTW, when I think of your wonderful name I think of this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClVGVsXyY-c One of the best movies of the 80's. Scooters...
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