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  1. J

    broke up with my girl cause i wanted to bang other chicks

    Just call her and tell her you miss her. Hang out. The rest will take care of itself.
  2. J

    "I have a boyfriend"

    "you look like you could use 2"
  3. J

    How do I deal with this?

    This is terrible, I don't know if I believe it. If it is true, all you can do is hold your head up high. I admire your drive to stick to your beliefs, but you should never allow something like that to happen. If you have beliefs like that, you need to find a girl that shares them or it will...
  4. J

    Desperate help please

    1) Quit being a *****. You gotta man up, why are you afraid of getting hurt? The only way you can actually avoid getting "hurt" all your life is to not even try. If thats the case, give up and go play WOW all day. Remember this important cliche to live by: "what doesn't kill you makes you...
  5. J

    Asking for what you want in bed...

    Ok well as it stands thats the plan for next time, in the meantime any other good ideas?
  6. J

    Asking for what you want in bed...

    K so I've hooked up with this girl a couple times now, and I want to keep seeing her, but I've got some bedroom issues... Basically we hook up, but it seems one sided... she never touches me, blows me or jerks me off or anything. Its all just make out and me doing all the work it seems like...
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    Sosuave and its influence on my opinion of women

    In my opinion, this site is to help you get what you want from women... whatever that may be. Women are people and they all make mistakes and do bad things, just like guys do. Perhaps your problem is that you used to think that women were a bunch of little angels who could do no wrong... if...
  8. J

    If you're a recovering AFC and don't really have "other girls" waiting, make 'em up?

    What's the point of learning to be a Don Juan if its all fake? Enough with lying. The whole point is to get girls to like you for you, regardless of what you want from them. Lying is for the weak. So stop.
  9. J

    Why is my butt bleeding..

    Dude you probably have hemmeroids i bet it hurts like all hell. Eat a ****load of fibre to get rid of the constipation (like lots of raw veggies and whole grains, this is good for you anyway). NO white bread. This should be how you eat anyway. Go see a doctor right away! it sucks that you...
  10. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    "This is a classic 101. Read about Franco. Do NOT contact her whatsoever. Let go of that idea. Go and sarge other girls." K if this is my problem I obviously did it a couple times, I guess I just didn't want to let it go because the ***** through such a brick in my schedule. Surely there must...
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    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    "Did you isolate her from your and her friends? You should have taken her home instead of taking her no." Umm yes... actually I took her into the photo booth at this club and start sucking on her tits... she was the designated driver (meaning NO alcohol). We're in canada so we're all 18 and...
  12. J

    FIGHTCLUB MOVIE: 11 Lessons

    Fight club actually changed my life.
  13. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    hahah well definitely wasn't the boyfriend or husband issue, or the drunk issue (she was the dd). The weird thing is that she kept on leading me on for 2 days after. Whatever the case i'm sure your right, unless it turns out she was stranded without a cellphone on the side of the highway or some...
  14. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    K well that more or less sounds like the game plan now, I'll keep everyone posted if anything noteworthy happens. Still happy to hear any thoughts.
  15. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    umm the making out wasn't the point... like she was all over me and everything. The reason i'm so pissed is that (oh right should have mentioned this) is that I was waiting at school for her to call me (she said she would right when she finished work) and she didn't pick up her phone.
  16. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    I guess it is the first night of spring break for her... still the NERVE. She didn't seem like the type to do that, my mistake i guess. I got another question though, if she apologizes or whatever, how will I know she won't flake out again. I'm thinking I'll just say "How do i know you won't...
  17. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    Also I should add she was the designated driver for her friends, so it wasn't just some random drunken thing.
  18. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    Also, is there any good way to handle this ridiculous situation?
  19. J

    How could this have gone wrong? fml

    K so I met this girl at the bar on friday... we hit it off super well. We made out for probably a whole hour (well lets face it i wasn't counting), then my friends and her friends went out to dennys for some late night food, she was snuggled up next to me the whole time. Unfortunately I didn't...
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    Video Lesson 1: Two and a Half men- DJ/Platespinning/Alpha-Beta Clip

    I LOVE 2 and half men... its the funniest show on air right now in my opinion, plus its got all these wholesome and valuable life lessons.
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