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    what do YOU say when a girl asks you, "How many women have you been with?"

    How many women have I been with? "You gotta become one of them to find out! I make my girls earn my secrets." -OR- "Well I don't like to brag or lie... I'll just show you my bedpost and you can feel the notches!" OR, James Bond style: "If I told you that, I'd have to fvck you! But only your...
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    Tip for Newbies: BEWARE THE FAKE GURUS!

    BEWARE the FAKE GURUS (continued, again...) Ever notice Donald Trump or Hugh Hefner desperately trying to impress women with their bank account? Hell no, they make women WORK for their attention without spending a dime on them. And you don’t need to be a millionaire to do it either – all you...
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    Tip for Newbies: BEWARE THE FAKE GURUS!

    BEWARE the FAKE GURUS (continued) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 2. Bitter Feminist bi*ches. I rarely ever find cause to use the word “bi*ch” in anything more than a sarcastic or playful context, but in this case the recipients truly deserve this title. These are cranky wrinkled women who usually have failed to...
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    Tip for Newbies: BEWARE THE FAKE GURUS!

    Here's something cool I thought I'd share.... most of it is pretty self-explanatory and intended for guys that are new to the game and looking to learn more... so if you are a master Don Juan you probably won't need to read this (but feel free if you want to anyway): Beware the fake gurus...
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    I'm a fat girl magnet, I seriously can't stop attracting fat girls

    YES! There's one BIG thing you can do to keep the fatties away if you don't want them - MAKE ME YOUR WINGMAN! Dude I love fat chicks! Well, the hot fat chicks anyway. You know, BBWs. not the ugly ones. If you're in the OC, send me a PM, and let's see if we can wing. If you don't live in the...
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    Why is it so hard to keep a women intrerested in you

    Great tips guys. I agree completely. The way I seduce chicks, I don't pester them every hour with needy phone calls. I pretend there are other chicks in the pipeline (and usually THERE ARE!) so I make each call fun and if the girl's having fun talking, which she usually IS, I casually suggest a...
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    College Girls

    Cafes, outside of class, bookstores, anywhere where a lot of people gather and you have 5 mins to chat and do a number-close. Heck even IN CLASS may work. One time I macked a college girl I saw coming OUT of a class. I asked her what I missed and suggested we switch numbers and study together...
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    sleeping with ugly girls?

    Lol some ugly girls are nerds and super smart, not stupid. But they DON'T have street smarts. And some "10s" are bimbos with a room temperature IQ who think "Moby D!ck" is a disease! It all depends on the individual girl. As for me, I've never slept with ugly chicks but I've kissed a few...
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    Anyone else not gonna go out tomorrow night, simply because it's Halloween?

    Lol the fat ones are just right IMO! Especially with those "slutty" fishnets and what not... Funny thing is, there's not that many of them in my area, let alone for halloween parties, I live in skinny chick central, and I don't find anorexic chicks to be worth macking/seducing to begin with.
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    Girls Stare and Approach, But Won't Talk To Me!

    Sometimes I get that look because of my big dark eyes. If girls look, just look back and open them "hey what's up? you look lost" LOL, they will deny it and then you can open them!
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    Am I Gay?

    Lol you're not gay. You probably just have an objective sense of what is a "good looking guy". The sort of guy you want to be like. Lots of classic seducers (Casanova, Cagliostro, Byron, Duke De Lauzun, Eugen Sandow, JFK, Rudolph Valentino, etc.) were able to appreciate what an attractive man...
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    Myths of the Seduction Community

    Hey man, whatever works! I've talked for up to an hour with chicks but after that I just get tired or hungry or thirsty. It's cool though, because you build A LOT more rapport this way than with Mehow's nervous cut-off calls. It's a great idea to talk long if you want to make her your gf, but...
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    Myths of the Seduction Community

    8. Never go direct, especially not in bar or club game This is a STUPID myth that all the crazy MM followers propagate. They argue that if you give a direct compliment at ANY TIME, you become an "AFC" and the girl loses interest. NOT TRUE, if you approach with REAL confidence. They don't get...
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    Myths of the Seduction Community

    There's LOTS more myths in the seduction community than most guys think - and YES, it's based on trial and error, but there's also a BIG part of the seduction community that's driven by a profit motive. Case in point: a LOT of the guys that are marketing their "guaranteed get-Laid PUA crap"...
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    GREAT first date, kiss close >>>> 2 days later, LJBFs in a voice message!

    OK guys, what happened yesterday is RETARDED. I followed the DJ rules to the letter and this **** happened. Here's the story from the beginning: EVERYTHING WAS GOING SMOOTH.... I met this cute redhead chick at a college bookstore two fridays ago. Got her number, did it smooth and confident, no...
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    Dating is a MAN"S GAME!!!!!!

    Lol even if you're a shy nerd you need to grow balls and APPROACH women, use a direct opener, give a small compliment, whatever. Just don't say what every other guy says and DON'T back down! Woman isn't gonna beat your a$$, she has no clue who you are. Just go direct, introduce yourself, don't...
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    What most HBS have in common(besides body and looks)

    Lol it can also mean "hot bich". Or "honey bunny" according to Mystery! "they are always pretending to be virgins, getting drunk off of free drinks from AFCs and then going to the bathroom to vomit".
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    so now fat chicks are beautiful ... msn article .. wtf?!?

    Haha I know I'm a chubby chaser! Though I'm not EXCLUSIVELY a chubby chaser, but you basically get the idea. I'm a DJ first, a chubby chaser second. I'm not encouraging anyone else to be chubby chaser or trying to change them.... if they want to that's fine but you KNOW we don't like...
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    Fishy Smell!? What Should I Do?

    Lol most girls have that fishy smell.... be glad it doesn't smell like rotten bacon LOL! Once I laid this blond chick that was like that, YUCK! I had to stop and make up a quick excuse. But if it's REALLY bad (and assuming you KNOW chicks don't normally smell like this) you need to seduce some...
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    Don Juans Everywhere!

    USA / California / Orange County
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