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You have to be freakin awesome... Fighter pilot, race driver, dildo designer, Abrocrombie or Finch(you're choice) Santa Clause, Darlin_Coco, beer chugger, Dog Sledder..ect ect.. If you wanna just sit in front of a tv farting and shining your indocot Johnsons, then you will settle for a quality...

yes you should let them know they pissed you off...oh yes.... you says "look here dude, you pissed me off, I'm not giving you any bone tonight"

You ****ing asswipe stalker ****....

Bend over and I'll **** you in the ass... that should give you an idea that it isn't really all that.... Just keep on being a ***** like you are.. it's all good yo.

Or you could say.. "hey I just **** my pants..can ya smell it?

I would say..."hey cutie, what a tite ass you have there..how about hangin wit me and I'lll give ya a spin on my ****... then I'll buy you a stuffed crocodile or some ****.. come on baby..I wanna **** you.

I've stopped half way through jerking off and told myself this is just not working out..

get some velcro gloves and get into the sheep thing... they are nice and soft.. forget woman,... they stink like ass anyways.

I wouldn't reccomend you get started in smoking da weed... have your own mind and make your own decisions..no pressure.. who cares if they think you're a *****... People on this thread may think I'm a ***** for writing this, but I don't care, lol.. Never tried smoking it, and never will...

I don't like really skinny chicks... I like the chicks you describe...

^^O.P. if you are serious about your girl, don't take the above advice:down: :crazy:^^ If she doesn't want to give you head, then that's it....she's not ready or comfortable enough... She probably thinks that is what *****s only do, and she doesn't want to feel like a *****.. She's...

Try dressing it up like a lollypop..... but she may even try to bite it... Be careful.... Seriously though... try to talk about this calmly with her... If she doesn't want to ..then don't push it.... give it some time...

1978 Cutlass Supreme with a whale-tail spoiler... Cherry bomb mufflers, and fur on the dash..... oh..... air shocks... yesh.

I've been attracted to some "big boned" girls.. I'm a definate face person...Must have a stunning, soft face... I don't care about a little over wieght.. it's all about personality with me...and a cute face.. I do have limits though.. I mean... I would care for medicly unhealthy obese...

Of course you'll have to put a sticker on the back that says.. "My other car is a Mercedes"...

1954 Volkswagen Beetle... Seriously.. Chicks dig cute cars and the guy that is 100% secure in himself that could ever be seen in public in one of those.. Hell, I want to restore one, and yeah....it's gonna be Herby the LoveBug.... Freakin right...

Get me a beer ok?..thx

I could use an adult beverage tonight

I have a feeling if I walk through the door, I will find a purplr room with shiny lights, and a bed covered with velvet sheets... Oh and you standing there naked with a glass of Dr. Pepper... Not going to entice me with that Dr. Pepper.. Dr.Pepper aint that good.. Nah.. I'll pass...:moon: