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    I'm Becoming Needy...Dang.

    At first she was the one demanding everything, a really great, beautiful girl. Now, somehow, things have flipped entirely. She was initially the needy one. However, her delicate emotions quickly made me feel guilty. So I foolishly ended up putting in the effort because I liked her. My best...
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    Which Hooker Would You Buy?

    Assume that you're a 35 year old virgin that makes about $45,000 a year.
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    Visiting her Ex...?

    Right. New information here. So I have this amazing girl all set up. She told me awhile ago that she would be leaving for two weeks and wouldn't tell me why. Well now she told me. She will be flying up to her ex-boyfriend, now in college, and be staying with him. The arrangement was...
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    Stringing a Girl Along, I Need Some Professional Help.

    I like her, she likes me. All in all, she's a pretty sweet package: -Very intelligent, she's basically top of the class. -Extremely attractive, she's easily a nine. -Very cool. What can I say, I like her. She came off as pretty innocent but she definitely has a wild side. This kind of...
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    "Unsexy Thoughts"

    You know the situation(s). -You're grinding a girl and you let your hand slip up her leg. -She's sitting on your lap whispering in to your ear (in a sexy breathless tone) -You're laying down rolling around (horse play) Basically, these are just a few of the million situations where...
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    Different Ethnicities Typically Prefer Other...Ethnicities.

    Different Ethnicities Typically Prefer Other...Ethnicities. So can we settle this? I realize it's not 100% but it's a noticeable correlation. What would you say? For me: Caucasian M: Hispanic F or Caucasian F Asian M: Asian F or Caucasian F African M: African F or Caucasian F...
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    The Ultimate Pick Up Line

    It's pretty consistent for me. I thought I may as well tell you since it's been fun. Next time you're at a party go up to a girl (that you don't know) and say as normally as possible, "Hey, you want to go fool around?" Naturally, they don't scream, "Hell Yeah!" (well, some of them...
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    Oneitus Incoming!

    So I'm not blind. When you talk to a girl for ten hours on the phone and still feel like doing something, there's a problem. I know, right? Ten fekcun hours? How the hell does that happen? :crazy: I have no clue. We click. More importantly, how do I nip this in the bud? I like her...
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    Homcoming Dates?

    Anyone do anything in particular when asking out your date for Homecoming?
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    Ever get the Feeling that God Doesn't Want it to Happen?

    I'm trying to get with this girl and freak coincidences keep happening that hold it back. For the purposes of the story and your imagination, she's an Eight maybe a Seven for you picky ones. (Nine when wearing a skirt :woo:) My plan was simple. Get her number. Call it. Ask her...
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    Shoudl I Wait?

    Alright, well I have this girl who likes me. Probably a Seven. -I like her, but not that much. -She has a brother that could kill me. My problem, you see, is that I don't want to take her to Homecoming. October 12th. I would like to get a girlfriend for awhile, but my timeline is a...
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    Shoes and Hair

    Girls love it. Comment (positive only) on their Shoes and Hair. Try it. Sweet and simple. But it works wonders.
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    When to Settle

    I've always had this problem. By that, I mean I've never conquered it. I'd rather wait for exactly what I want rather than get what I can. This applies to women as well, naturally. So here I am, a devilishly handsome senior, wondering which girl to go for. I'd appreciate some...
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    I'm going to have a Girlfriend by Next Monday

    Not this monday, but the following Monday. Some bets were made and basically a friend's freedom and a few bucks sits in the balance. I've got two girls lined up at the moment. I'll keep you updated and ask for advice as required, I think I'm set though. One wanted me to chew her...
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    Anyone Seen Superbad?

    Hilarious. A few aspiring Don Juans lol. McLuvin rules. Saw it with a girl I know. I don't think I can make a move, I won't make a move. She's cute, probably a seven, maybe an eight. But she's also a friend's ex. She asked me to go to Six Flags with her. Hmm...I'd like to, but I...
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    My Friends are Holding me Back

    I had a group of solid 7s eating out of my hand. Completely, I was 100% in control. I told them that they should stop by and hang out with me at lunch. They eagerly agreed. They came, they saw, they left. I'm a rather observant person. They were not pleased with the friends I...
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    Girls Love Notes...Girls Love Guys That Write Notes

    No, I'm not saying write a note in advance. No, I'm not saying giggle, hand a heart-shaped piece of paper to her, and run off snickering. I'm saying that if you sit next to a cute/hot girl than: Grow the balls to write a simple phrase on a piece (of a piece) of paper. Crumple it into a...
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    Jogging with a Girl?

    Alright, let me explain the situation. This girl who used to have a little crush on me a long time ago (seventh grade) Has become very, very hot. Anyways, I have her in my physics class and she said I should go jogging with her. Problem. I'm not the best runner in the world. I'm...
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    Favorite Hair Color (On a Girl...)

    Preferences everyone?
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    Favorite "Type" of Lady?

    Wondering what kind of preferences the majority of people have on this site.
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