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Luke, first of all, go spend some money on *****s. They can be fun. Second, it is baffling for those of us who get laid from time to time to get what we thought we wanted but still seem unsatisfied. It's one of the great mysteries of life. Three, in our pixilated age, many of us have lost a...

There are bars we could go to, though I hadn't really thought of that until just now. I appreciate the reinforcement. That was basically my attitude: "I see. You failed my test. NEXT." Of course, I'll let her make it up to me, but that will involve doing something out of Throat Jobs 14...

Met young girl at coffee shop. She's 19. We've had good kino, laughing, etc. She says she's about to break up with boyfriend. I said we should celebrate her being done with exams and we made plans to do that this Friday. But they were vague. I figured she'd flake out. Today I call...

Another quick point. You and your wife sound miserable. She passive aggressively messes with you, brings up the guy she fvcked that she was in love with etc. And you sneak around and cheat on her with 19 year olds and internet girls. Then she tells you what to do, and you do it and admit you...

What's the goal here: do the right thing and have self-respect or create the image of success with a "successful" marriage where you are treated like crap? You need to look inward and see what the answer is. Even the words you use sound like scratching a chalkboard to me, "obey your wife."...

God of Getting Layed [sic] you are confused on so many levels. Oh, the scientific method. Yeah I never heard of it . . . even though I took and got 4s and 5s in AP Physics, Chemistry and Biology in High School, went to the University of Chicago (where I graduated with special honors) and...

She wants you. And you're bright enough to communicate that to us by being totally in the dark about what it is she is actually saying and what you're saying in response. My God, dude. Text is so easy to flirt. When she asks how are you, say, "I'm horny as a mother ****er. Any suggestions?"

Correct. 15 is a crime most everywhere. Go to age of consent.com to avoid deep doo doo.

It's a dumb question and frankly it makes the girl a bit unattractive in my eyes. That said, a preset story is great. Take an enneagram test and use it to your advantage. I'm lucky b/c I'm a seven. That means I have a love of life, pleasure, new experiences. I tend to be positive and...

Here's some quick lessons for all you amateur legal eagles. This discussion and admission is admissible. It's a statement by a party opponent. It's a statement against interest. As long as they can match IPs and what not, then the "hearsay within hearsay problem" is dealt with. It's...

I would have a preset story. Well, I think one way for you to get to know me better is to hear about this last weekend/this time I was in China/the new business I'm starting/how I spend time with my friends, etc. etc. Or, you can bring up something kind of dopey that chicks are into, like...

Butterflies are from body's fight or flight response. You often get them in a negative way if you have "performance anxiety," in situations like meeting new people or public speaking. It's a strong physiological response involving adrenaline and your adrenal glands (located above your...

I don't really understand this theory. If I don't jack off every other day at least, I am extremely antsy, unhappy, and a bit AFC. I follow the Something About Mary rule: if I jack off, I'm more relaxed and get less fixated on an object. I just am. And it helps my game. Plus, frankly...

It's possible she's lost interest, is in love with some ex, or is the type of person who has a hard time saying no when she feels obliged to do something. I'd give it a few days, and just be direct: I had a great time with you on X date. I thought we really connected. I'd like to take you to...

Don't get rid of her. You've got it on a silver platter. If oneitis is driving you crazy and she's not your committed GF get it done. You have little to lose. And if oneitis is commitment-phobic, teach her a lesson.

I think it's as gay and boring as every other myspace profile I've ever seen, other than a few that belong to porn stars. It screams desperate, fake, and insecure to me.

It sounds like your basic personality sucks. You are bitter, angry, resentful, paranoid, cowardly, replete with rationalizations, and insecure. You find ways to rationalize every potential situation: well, I'll be moving in may, she was a dog, etc. etc. You are full of excuses. You are full...

I agree; myspace is the least "stalkerish" way to get her number, show her some respect as more than a ONS, and to gauge long term interest.

God of Getting Laid is clearly not a God of Logic. Something that is true most of the time, is not false or bullsh*t when a single situation does not conform to the general rule. That is the nature of statistical knowledge. It's like if you were playing poker, had aces, and called an all in...

One useful insight into this is the distinction between assertive and aggressive communication styles. AFCs are actually quite aggressive, contrary to belief. They are always shocked to be rejected. One minute you're the cat's meow, but if you reject them you're just a "mean *****." Well...