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There are a bunch of us that are going to go out and party on Vday. The woman don't expect us to pay for sh*t or take care of them. To all of us it's just another night to go out and party. Vday is what you make of it.

Dude not every chick is gonna like you. A DJ just doesn't let it bother him and just moves on.

Yeah but a dude could hook up with a rich chick and get the same benefits. Lay the pipe good and you could be takin care of.

I have this sudden urge to tittie f*ck

I answer my phone because I don't really care. I was even doing laundry on a Saturday night one time and a chick called and asked what I was doing. I told her laundry and she laughed and asked if she could come over. I said sure and she watched me do laundry and we f*cked. I have no idea...

LOL I like how you put that.

I had to deal with this type and it was draining because everything is going great for a month and then BAM it's done. Then a month later she's back and you go through the process all over again. It's a sick thing to have to go through but it's good that we can figure it out before getting too...

I heard that I need to find a woman with morals today. WTF? This is coming from one of my good friends. I was also called shallow today also. I just laughed because I know that young women love me.

Telling someone you don't want to see them any more really hurts. I know people think that it's AFC to feel like that but whatever. I had to do that last night also and it kept me from getting sleep even though it had to be done. I'm still thinking about her this morning but I know she's...

I used to hook up with chicks that had BF but not married. I haven't done that in awhile because I started seeing myself in the other dudes shoes. It just doesn't feel right to me anymore.

SO I guess I'll be playing Warhammer online come september. If anyone wants to join me and a couple of my buddies your more than welcome. we have a vent server for chat and everything.

Rockband is about the only game I play right now. Can't wait for RB2 in a month!

Tropic Thunder had me laughing for the whole time. Tom Cruise is a funny mofo.

She was getting you horny to f*ck her fat friend.

for a five inch deep pus*y, yeah.

HAHAHAHA I got "50 ways to leave your lover"

I don't think it's a given that the US will win the gold medal but they do look f*ckin good. It's been so long since they have actually played as a team and they finally realize that's what wins the gold. Can't wait for the Olympics to start.

always push forward till she says stop. If you don't really know what the feeling is go from kissing to kissing her ear and work your way down. always go lips, ear, neck, collarbone, then shirt off. it works every time. Also have a slight grip on her lower back nudging her toward you it will...

Chicks always come up to me and ask if I play football so I just say yes. When they ask for what team I just say whatever comes to mind. Shoot I remeber onetime I said the Bears and they were playing in Chicago the next morning and I live in Arizona. Chicks are f*cking stupid.

Man the only time chicks talk about sex around me is when they arn't getting any. They will say something like they have a non existant sex life or I haven't gotten laid in awhile. Never that they just got rammed buy a C*ck or just gave a BJ. I say ditch her because I just don't deal with bs.