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    Victoria's secret.. job?

    Great, if you can get it. But then you'll also get the weirdos. Now, there are several jobs where guys would not survive if people didn't think they were gay. Beauty pageants (where you aren't a success until you're flopping around in rainbow spandex). A lot of you're "fine" theater...
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    are you unattractive? what happens when you make eye contact

    If anything, they usually look disgusted or sneer. Otherwise, they ignore me.
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    Why Do We Even Bother?

    I think the issue is you're dealing with girls that ACT like women should act on occasion; so when they do revert back to immature behavior, they give women a bad name. They can look as good as some women can look. They can even be the same age. They can be adult in body, but not in maturity...
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    Nicknames for HB

    "Hey, you in the bushes!"
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    Drinking Game!!

    "Jeez that's sick. What do you call this game?!" The Aristocrats!
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    Ugly girls are meaner than hot chicks

    I would actually say that all girls from 16 to 35 are nasty, hot or not. But I'm not really interested in girls. I want WOMEN. There's a difference. And real women with some integrity and true kindness are rare. I think the hot women are conceited enough where you have to be good looking for...
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    When girls are not what they seem.

    1) Some people are really good at hiding who they truly are. I'm feeling ripped apart because I was lied to by this one woman. Man, I knew women lie. But I thought I knew her. And I took her at her word when I shouldn't have, but I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. And near the...
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    4 Year Old Approach

    Jeez. And my nephew would just stare, cross eyed, slackjawed, drooling, and breathing heavily. (actually, that's pretty much the truth. I'm not going to use this kid for picking up women until he stops doing that stuff). Whatever is funnier, I'd just say he either gets it from his uncle, or...
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    What's keeping the Mike dog from getting a lay?

    Uh... It could be that you refer to yourself in the third person... or that your last name is "dog." Not looking for the same things as you, it's tricky to say, especially since I'm a dude. It could be the women (some of them, anyway) just don't want the "one night stand" kind of thing. Some...
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    Where does neediness come from? And what is the cure?

    Lack of options leads to frustration. Frustration can lead to bitterness, it can also lead to a bit of desperation, though not always. It can sometimes become a vicious cycle to get rid of. Take a guy who is a raging alcoholic who can't afford much. If he's an angry alcoholic, he isn't going...
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    I need a man's opinion on something...

    I'm glad you are ok, health wise. Just don't do that kind of thing again, or be prepared for when something shrivels up, you pee fire or your lady bits fall off. It's waaaay too risky, kid. Well, since she's a "booty call" and technically, you're a "booty call" or were before recently, you...
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    Hey I'm new here

    Scrapbooking. Doilies. Actually, we try to discuss ideas on how to communicate with women and understand how women talk and think, though I think a lot of guys here are more focused on notches on the bedpost. The power to learn and use it to your advantage can often turn from just...
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    User names [Merged]

    I have no idea. I don't do readings much because it sounds really corny to me if I'm doing it as a compliment. I suppose general speaking abilty and stage persona and overall confidence is improved, but other than that, they're different matters. I do a little flirting during the act...
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    Gaining Respect From Guys?

    There are different ways, and I'm not entirely sure where it begins and ends... I gained some props for not always running to a girlfriend. She had a nasty habit of starting petty fights, and then ditiching my number. Then she'd call others up, and demand I call her because she's mad at me...
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    User names [Merged]

    I'm an aspiring mind reader by profession; I know a lot of British people who refer to me as "mental" because I've got a zany, crazy sense of humor; I also love Chess, Rubik's Cubes (though I'm no pro at them, I like the intellectual looking stuff); It's also part of one of my online names for...
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    Anyone ever get rejected in the way that we all dread?

    I've gotten a ton of nasty rejections. Some now are actually a little funny in a sad way. "There's no way I'd even be caught in the same ROOM as you." "What the hell makes you think I'd ever want to go out with you?!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. NO. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And THESE come from...
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    How do YOU get girls?

    1) Chloroform. 2) I get a shovel, and I wait until the local graveyard is closed. I jump the fence... and... Actually, I just ask women out. I don't really have a tried and true method. I have a normal way of going about asking women out, but so far, that way hasn't really worked...
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    Your First Kiss!

    I was (almost) 20. I was so nervous, I accidently kissed her on the eyelid. First make out was weird, and a little gross, cause I went for a sweet little kiss, and ended up having a tonsillectomy. It was, I'd imagine, almost like kissing an octopus. Later on, the kissing got better on...
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    personality shift

    I think some of it is finding the right buds to hang out with. I find I'm better off with being a man about things if I've hung out with certain buds during the week. Otherwise, I feel myself starting to drift back to overly nice mode. I think at first it also has to be a constant practice...
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    the weeping man

    I don't cry at movies. I cried when I was 9 at Death of a Salesman, but as far as that type of thing goes, that's the only thing I can remember crying at. I get the lump in the throat on occasion, but even then, that's rare. I made the mistake of laughing my butt off - loudly - while watching...
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