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    Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 32nd, 2039.

    Firstly, the first line of this paragraph is the funniest thing that I have ever read. I can't imagine how she would have asked this; Her: "should we fondle for two hours?" You: "er, can't we do a bit more?" Her: "no" You: "how about a bit less?" Her: "no, we can only fondle and it must...
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    The Muscle Test opener

    It depends on how happy the girls are to try it out. I'm not entirely sure it would work on the street, but in a chilled out bar it could be great.
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    The Muscle Test opener

    Try reading the whole post ;) Personally, I dont agree with muscle testing as a psychological technique, but it could make a good opener!
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    You Can Prove A Negative

    I may be totally off here as it's two in the morning and I am a little tipsy, but I would argue that only some negatives are provable. You can prove the negative that 2+2 does not equal 5. You cannot prove that unicorns do not exist. The universe's extension is indefinate. As Kant pointed...
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    FR: The most ridiculous lay ever - too ez

    Like I said, I'm sceptical as well. My point was, true or not, this thread shows that you have to take your chances. OK, I may have misquoted you about the keyboard part, but my point still stands, and is irrelevant to how sceptical you may be. Fair enough, in fact he said he told "the girls...
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    FR: The most ridiculous lay ever - too ez

    There is a fair bit of scepticism about this thread, and I am somebody else who is unsure whether it is true or not, but I think that it's irrelevant. There is a lot to take, even from a story that seems as simple as this. Luke, I find it ironic that you are telling Stand to get off his...
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    New So Suave theme song

    Can only be The Prayer by Bloc Party. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8oRFcA0mFM
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    threesomes

    Why have only two people realised that this post was a fairly funny joke!?! Anyhoo, no I havent yet!
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    lol Banter lines you can use to tease

    I love the Windex one and the criminals one! How about "you're ugly but you intrigue me!"
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    Running Away: Going homeless for 4 days

    Sounds like a great experience. How about conquering another problem and learning to spell? :crackup:
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    What are your best pick-up lines?

    No offense, but how have you reached 500 posts and are still after pick up lines? Learn to talk to women. The best introductions have already been posted on here, and include classics such as "hi" or "hows it going?". On another note, a funny "pick-up line" (insult) is "Lets play Titanic...
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    What are some groceries that are both cheap and healthy?

    Muesli, apples, cheap fresh fish (fresh sardines are great and cheap), eggs, wholemeal cous cous, wholemeal pasta, tinned tomatoes, lentils, chick peas, lettuce, tomatoes, small amount of brie (cheap and full of protein).
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    telling a girl you want to sex her tonight...

    Lol, I was joking as well-I am assuming that you arent stupid enough to call her a tranny!!! That is definately not the best way to a girl's pants, particularly at a dinner party!
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    Regaining sexual confidence

    I'm not sure how you can solve the "hardness" problem, but next time you get to the stage with her naked ask her to guide you in.
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    Isn't the problem with women today?...

    If you are advocating sticking with tradition why do we not just go back to a time when the Popeis the most powerful entity in Europe, to when death by stoning and gladiatorial combat was right, to when slavery and racism was perfectly OK? The zeitgeist with relation to gender has changed over...
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    Buffers

    Rollo and Joker, really awesome posts! The greatest champions and people act out of a desire to win, to be the best. Alexander the Great did what he did because he wanted to see the ends of the Earth. Would anybody have called him a failure if he had stopped his advance before the Indian...
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    telling a girl you want to sex her tonight...

    Actually, "sexing" is a word. It is a verb meaning "to determine the sex (gender) of an animal". If you tell a girl you want to sex her she probably wouldn't be too happy-you are implying she may be a bloke!
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    Need help: Young girl with a boyfriend

    Have you heard the lyrics to Take Her Back by the Pigeon Detectives? Reminds me of this... Anyway, personally I say next her.
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    James Bond does not Kino

    James Bond doesnt exist-it doesnt mean that you ought to pop out of existence to get laid!
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    Changing You Mentality When Living In Hell

    That was me. My point was that changing your diet, you habits etc are the smaller steps on the way to a big goal. I was saying that even if he could not envisage himself as the proverbial millionaire, with the perfect body now, these smaller steps would take him there. We are saying the same...
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