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What's with the messy house? That's another red flag

You need to bring a girl over and bang the new girl while the roommate is home. Preferably, while the roommate is prancing around naked. Make no attempt to go anywhere private. Bang the new girl in a common area, like the living room. If you must use your bedroom, leave the door open...

Cannot evaluate the situation without analyzing the pics. Please post them.

"Get on your knees"?

Impressive, and well played

Good grief, someone has to say it: your error was failing to attempt a same night lay. Clubs are for same night pulls, not for number closes.

Is she banging you?

Funniest **** ever.

Try using indirect then promptly changing to direct like you suddenly realize she is cute. Example in a supermarket in the dairy section: You: Hey, which brand of yogurt is the best? HB: Blah You: Yeah, my friend just got into health food and working out and she is insisting I each yogurt...

Awesome thread! I'm glad to see you out there approaching. In just a couple of days you have a few numbers. The more approaches you do, the easier it will get and the more willing you will be to try new things (such as a different line sometimes). Just think... at this rate you should be...

Approach #187 This is maybe 6 weeks ago. To my disappointment, they closed most Borders bookstores in my area (and in your area, too!). I was at a going out of business sale at one, and I see a cute girl. Open her easily re: what she was looking at. Very easy, very smooth, and very cool...

Approach #186 This was a couple of months ago. I was at a Panera Bread and this chick had an IPAD. I opened her with, "hey, is that an IPAD?" (really clever, huh?) as I walked past her table outside. Pleasant convo, got the number, she never responded. Next!

Where have I been? Well, since last Fall there has been a lot going on personally. I had some family illnesses, my dog passed away, and through it all was my primary by my side. However, I still get the nagging notion that I can do better than her so I do need to pick up sarging again. It...

This ^^ is stupid. What is better: to read her emails, find something fishy, and dump her; or not read her emails and get blindsided when she dumps you. Duh. The OP gave no indication he ever looked into her email until there was something already fishy. This kind of crap opinion...

Approach #185 This is at Super Target in the frozen foods. I see a cute girl, and I procrastinate a few seconds. Then an old lady in a motorized chair thingy rolls up and asks me if I can hand her two of the Swanson Chicken Fried Chicken frozen meals from the freezer case. No joke. So I am...

Approach #184 This is last week at B&N. See a cute girl in the travel aisle. I see she is looking at a travel book on New Mexico. I open her on that. A nice 20 minute conversation later, and I close but she has a bf. Dang, I wouldn't want my gf talking to random dudes for 20 minutes at...

^^ To my surprise, #183 texted me and called me. We met up at a Starbucks (she doesn't drink) last Sunday for an hour. Eh. But she did contact me. I am surprised...

Get her drunk. Watch porn with her.

What is kinda funny is that this dumb biotch will NEVER be able to buy her kids new cars because she is spending all of her money on the clubs, bars, and nice dinners. To have money, you need to (1) make money and (2) not spend what you make. Good riddance to this dumb slut.