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Thanks guys and girl :) Those are great! Just needed some more ideas. Jager_Boy its pretty common to get responses like "so what are you going to do when you go home, masturbate?" or "so you just going to sit at home and masturbate all weekend?" I get these sexual/playfull...

Yeah Don_Joffe, I don't think that you read my post correctly. Thanks for the lines so far. Exactly what I'm looking for.

Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever. I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc... I...

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What do you guys usually say when your with a bunch of girls you don't know too well(but you can joke with) and they start talking about female celebrities(say they're looking at a magazine). You know like who's the prettiest ect.. Ex. there's this one girl I know who is a HB8.5 she's...

WTF....I don't get it? I am high right now though, lol.

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Anyone got any motivating words? This is awesome this babe just invited me to the club on Thursday. Can't wait. Only thing is I don't dance...uhhh.

What do you mean by that? I think faded jeans, nice shirt and a nice casual/dress jacket is very GQish and stylin.

Alright, so this is where I currently am. I have made a great deal of progress from one year ago. I actually went to a party(reluctantly though) for new years and I had a good time. One of the few times I've been to one. I have gained like 40+ pounds and no longer look skinny and...

I like the last post. Thanks everyone.

How do you guys respond to this statement from a girl that your macking on? My old AFC self would want to give her 1000 compliments and tell her she's crazy. Keep in mind I'm talking about girls you have some rapport with. I'm thinking that the best response would be to exaggerate and...

aequitas your so right. I'll ask her and just assume that she'll say yes. If she says no then it would be pretty awkward around work. Then again, I would ****ing get my answer. Its true, she is single right now. I need to make a move. As I have stated I've danced around the...

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Should I just go for it? Advice needed. What the ****, I'm pissed. Okay, I either want this girl to love me or hate me. I really can't stand anything in between, like some ****ty friendship. I started working a year ago with this girl Shannon. When we first met and worked together I...

Reptilain alien babe. Hamster or Garden House up butt?

lol at the last three responses. These are some great comebacks, thanks.

Like you know at my work girls are always like "oh, he's so cute" and try to embarass me infront of everyone. I can never think of anything clever enough thats not stupid, to say infront of other girls and sometimes competeing guys to. Any funny, none cheesey comebacks are welcome.

I met this party girl last week and I'll probably see her this week again. I'm going to ask her out but the problem is that I don't have any parties to go to this weekend. I was thinking of just asking her to come over to watch a movie, but after I heard her talk about how she went out to a...

Hey, can anyone help me with choosing a good looking winter coat? Right now I just have a snowboarding type jacket thats way too bulky looking. I want something alot nicer, something that will get me some compliments would be cool :cool: I'm still trying to figure out my own style. I...