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Have you tried using Target disk mode? 1. Shut down your old mac. 2. Connect it with a firewire cable to the new one (already booted) 3. Boot the old mac while holding down the "T" key 4. Screen of old mac will show firewire symbol, release T key 5. Your old mac should now be...

I'm actually looking for an HB -10, the kind of ugly that hits you like a car wreck. Fat, hairy, pimply, cross-eyed, bow-legged, hammer-toed, smelly and maybe just a little bit retarded... thats GF material!

You should not be draggin itunes to the trash..thats just askin for trouble. Go to your apple menu, choose software update and run the updater. If this problem just showed up out of nowhere, it could be a hardware issue. Either way, you should definitely back up your sh!t As far as...

Let me drop some real knowledge on ya bro: There are two types of women in this world 1. The ones who love sucking some c0ck. 2. The ones who find it as stimulating as a trip to the post office. Sure the #2's can be trained, but its an uphill battle. If oral sex is important to you, then you...

Yeah, don't even get me started on Christian propaganda, or the fact that December 25th is also the birthday of ancient gods (and sons of gods). My family tried to raise me Christian, but that sh!t never really flew with me. No offense to you believers here, it was just never my thing. To...

I just had another miserable holiday season with my insane family and decided that I've had enough. I am officially boycotting all this nonsense forever! I can understand how it could be a nice time of year for normal people...but how many of us really fit into that category? Most of the...

Newark. Hands down. I once got arrested for looking like a criminal there. Apparently some dude with my same jacket robbed a liquor store and I spent the night in jail, after the cops roughed me up some. I didn't even get an apology. Then there was the time I got attacked by homo thugs...

My pals in Manchester would find that quite humorous

Paragraphs, please. And take it easy on the caplocks there too, bub..we can hear you just fine.

Ahh, nothing like a SamePendo post. Didn't you defend Michael Jackson to the death once? That was hilarious.

The world is my left nut, SoSuave is the itchy spot and you guys are a bunch of pubes.

Zen masters would probably agree with you. With desire, suffering and disappointment are inevitable. It's a bit of a catch 22 though...isn't desiring to be desireless still a desire? ;)

Wow..for once I actually ... agree with mahon83050 :eek: The universe is probably going to implode or something.

Yeah.. all caps is pretty annoying. Stop doing that.

nothing numbs the pain like smoking crack

There is nothing you can really do. Time is the only thing that will heal your wounds. Years from now you will wonder why you were such a wimp over this chick. Just hang in there and ride it out like a man.

This is a good way to deflect insults, but don't rely on it as a sole means to convey confidence.

Anal sex is over-rated. Your c0ck smells like poo and sometimes you will get a brown peanut on the tip. Also, butt sex is one step closer to fagdom IMHO.. but.... if you are still enamoured with this idea, might I recommend reciting her the lyrics to Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for...

Fake tits are really disgusting. In cold temperatures they actually get pretty hard and even on a hot day they do not feel natural. I would rather have an A cup with nice nipples than a mutilated D cup...ugh!