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    How do you win?

    Nobody likes to lose...so just look at it like you have won some valuable experience.
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    How do you win?

    Your assessment that women always win is based on the false assumption that they always get what they want. Sure the ladies can get laid much easier than most guys, but sex is not the main objective of women. You are projecting yourself and your desires on them and that is why you see our gender...
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    Bedroom Advice

    Haha....not that kind of advice you pervs. It's actually a harmless and simple question.... What is the most comfortable mattress money can buy these days? I am looking for firm support that can take a beating from the constant wear and tear of athletic sex. I already have a platform to...
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    Boooo!!!! Hisssssss!!!!!

    I was kidding as well...does this means we have kids together? :eek: I think personal vows are nice along with a family gathering to celebrate the union. But I say leave the government out of my sex life! Maybe you are right, but I would rather believe you are wrong. It may have taken a...
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    Boooo!!!! Hisssssss!!!!!

    This coming from the guy with only 50 posts in 2 years! Ahh the irony. Actually, I prefer someone who lurks instead of posting pages and pages of worthless crap. No one can complain about what you are too lazy/uninspired to write, so I say lurk away!
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    Stop making every thread a sticky!

    haha...someone's jealous!
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    Boooo!!!! Hisssssss!!!!!

    Perhaps. But I reckon we will never know the truth since I don't date older chicks anymore. Sure the sex can be mind-blowing and even enlightening at times, but I stand by my dad's advice (If you can't find a good woman, raise one!) Haha...my old man snagged my mom when she was 18. He was 34...
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    Where the hell did I go wrong??

    You know what's funny? You keep telling her you have stuff to do, but it totally falls flat because you call her too often. You started off well, but she smelled BS and decided to leave you on the backburner. The solution is simple. Never concentrate all your game on one chick. Make sure that...
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    Boooo!!!! Hisssssss!!!!!

    That fukking does it. I am sick and tired of you little b!tches whining about girls not calling you back, what color shirt you should wear, or whether or not someone famous is a DJ or not. The amount of worthless info on this site has become staggering! Truth be told, at least half of you are...
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    What happens if I can't find a wife?

    THis is ironic.. The fact that you are trying to find a wife almost surely guarantees that you will not! Good women are not found...they are attracted to powerful and interesting men. Judging from the tone of your posts, I envision you as a laidback guy who has great relationships with...
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    Zen Continued...

    Wow...a helpful post from Dr. Zaius??? I suppose there is a first time for everything. In related news, I too have become an indifferent bastard. Chicks love it because it gives them the challenge of winning me over. Besides, the game is a lot more enjoyable when you are JUST HAVING FUN.
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    When to go

    Hmm, I suppose the words "We told you so" will probably come off as gloating, so I will try to be helpful in light of the obvious. You already know you love him, but you should be wondering if he really, truly loves you. The fact that he has been dipping his magic wand in quite a few hats...
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    Frivolousz21's: Frivolous tip of the day:

    \ Not a bad tip...but incomplete. Hit it and then quit it, but make sure she knows exactly WHY you are leaving. If you make her aware of her esteem problem, she will be more likely to work on it. This creates better karma than simply breaking hearts left and right.
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    Oh My ****ing God!!!!!!!!!

    True, but your anger is misplaced. It doesn't sound like she did this intentionally. I think you are more upset with yourself than with her, for making a bad judgement call. If anything, this should be a lesson to you to be more sober in your dealings with women. It's a friggin HIV jungle out...
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    The Evil Educational System: The Path to Slavery

    Too true! There really is little wonder why homeschooling is on the rise these days. What it boils down to is.. the government wants a society of CONSUMERS, not entrepreneurs. I mean, why raise millionaires who will eventually compete with you when you can make them all slaves to your agenda...
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    Oh My ****ing God!!!!!!!!!

    Aside from the physical risks of eating pvssy, you should be careful who you go down on for spiritual reasons...especially where menstruation is concerned. If you consume a woman's blood, you are not only risking STDs but you are also creating a powerful energetic bond between you both...
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    After 2 years, I am single again, yet NOT always happy(!?)

    Terrible advice! 1. You did the right thing man...you been doubting on this girl since day one. 2. It's time to move on, but dont be so eager to jump into another LTR. Mingle a little baby! See what's really out there and it will give you a clearer idea of what you want. 3. Welcome...
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    Serious question: am I gay?

    Re: erm.... Ahh, my old friend Aquatits! I see that despite your mind-opening adventures with Amway, you still have not developed a personality or sense of humor. Good luck with that.. Your Pal, Crotch
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    Serious question: am I gay?

    Yeah...except with a mouthful of c0ck it would sound more like "Finy Thancer" :p As far as your crisis of sexuality goes...I suggest you try to envision yourself kissing a man passionately while rubbing on his growing package. If the idea gives you wood, then you might want to consider...
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    I suck in the sack

    When you feel the nut coming, relax your stomach muscles and take a deep breath. You can also distract yourself by writing phrases on the roof of your mouth with your tongue. Another way to curb orgasm is to decrease your sensitivity by wacking off a few hours before you sex...be sure to beat...
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