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The nice thing about really obese chicks is that you can pretend they are a giant breast with a vagina. :D

I always wondered whether the sex of a dog mattered to a guy who was into Brittany Spaniels. Go for it! But don't forget to give hime an enema first!:eek: :eek: :eek:

You want a mature response? No, you don't kick his ass, and you don't play it off. He isn't worthy of friendship. You have your girlfriend to get a restraining order on him (because if she doesn't help to stop his behavior problem, some other girl may be hurt by him in the future). If...

Heartbreak sucks....just keep in mind that it takes time to heal. Try to find a way to distract yourself. If you find yourself getting depressed, you should consider medication for that and the panic attacks. Remember, you will have another girlfriend, your dad understands and life will get...

I was thinking that you need to get into a situation where the women are more open and emotion. To that end, you might want to do a fight club number and start going to self-confessional, group therapy meetings. My guess would be that AA is an easy way to meet women and not too horrible a...

You might have something with the girls picking up on your intent. But your aggressiveness might be coming across as kind of pervy. Do you smile when you look at them, or when they catch you looking? You might need to bring yourself into a state of relaxation when you spot a desirable...

What a Joke!! http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/103309086.html "I'm a red-head with curly, sholder lengh hair. I have light brown eyes and am fair skinned with freckles. I'm 24 yrs old, 5'4", and about 170lbs. " "I'm looking to date, not to have sex. If I wanted to f*ck around I would...

The worst part about being an athiest is that there's no one to talk to while getting a blowj0b.

Closest hotel room I could find was in Houston. Took me 11 hours to drive 350 miles. Now I find out there is a hole in the levee and the lake is draining into the city. Great, all of my stuff will be ruined.:down::down: Since I'll be starting over I need to find a new city....

Public Relations or Advertising. Liberal Arts prepares you to drive a cab, unless you plan to go further and teach. Sounds like you have math phobia. It's really not that hard, just a bunch of rules. Pretend it's the rules of a game. If you're having problems with algebra, you might...

What a waste of time!! This is just spam for your new site. It has nothing and will never compare to this site. You should spend your time on your escort agency you want to start.

According to a criminal attorney I know, most of the escort services in New Orleans are owned by the same guy. The different numbers are forwarded to the same phone line. This guy also owns a strip joint. Down here, many of these clubs front for hookers working as dancers. (But not all...

Thanks for the advice. I have added my blog address to my signature so it will have some links to it. Hmm... perhaps I'll just put it in the body of the text. http://skinker.typepad.com/myfinancejobsearch/

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Ehhh... My dad is always befriending his employees - even after they leave. He's just very outgoing and his friends span all ages. Partly, he wants to help others be successful. He's always helping out people. Two recent events: wrote a reference for law school for one kid, got another a...

I've set up a blog on typad.com and it allows me to use text and html to post. I've been unable to find my blog through google or technorati. Also, I understand that html can be used to create keywords that will be picked up by search engines. So, can someone please tell me how to code...

ummm, wash them? Soft sheets are imperative unless you're living in a barn. Buy them cheap, but don't live without them. My old housekeeper would iron my sheets. Talk about comfort!! Typical dress shoes run about $100. Take care of them and they last for years. But if you've ever...

Invite her to visit you....or just get on the friggin' bus to her town. Where to bang her..... ...in the backseat of an unlocked car ...the bus station bathroom ...in the wooded area of a park ...in an alley Seriously thought, maybe you can borrow you mom's credit card and get a...

You need 72 stocks in your portfolio to eliminate non-systemic risk. Oil stock are already overvalued. In a rising interest rate environment, like we have now, financial stocks tend to suffer. A speculative/unknown stock is a great way to lose money. Diversity can be gained by holding an...

The best preventative for disease is innoculation. If these guys are bad-mouthing you to these babes, they've probably done it to other guys too. The key to innoculating someone against malicious lies and unpleasant truths is to expose these tales before they're told. You can build her...