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    How do I tell my girlfriend she's a cheapskate?

    Hi guys! Here's the problem... I thought I'd be nice and get my gf the tattoo she's always wanted for her chrissie present. She raved bout it and all. So she got me some silly bracelet in return. NEVER MIND. After that, she was going away for chrissie to Bangkok which is the land if...
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    she has a bf.

    Yes, hello my fellow DJs! It's great to be back after a rather long hiatus, and i'm sorry it has to start with "SHE HAS A BF". I know, rather AFC of me... but I'm pretty clueless when it comes to this because I've never actually tried anything with a girl who was already taken. I guess in...
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    My ex girlfriend - the fvck buddy.

    Yo fellas, tell me what you make of this situation.. Basically i dated a girl who was in a 3 year relationship that was going nowhere. He had a nasty temper and all. So convinced that life with me would be much sweeter she ditched him for me and we dated exclusively for about 3 months...
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    Adult Board Games... Any suggestions?

    Hey mates! Was thinking of getting my mate and his girl an adult board/card game for their one year anniversary gift. They're throwing a party and i don't wanna go empty handed. Thought something they could have fun in bed with would be kinda cool. And a board game wouldn't be too vulgar...
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    She keeps referring to me as a friend. HALP!

    hey dudes, got a quick question. HB 8 who's also got her game on. C&F-ing me indirectly. she probably doesn't know she's doing it. she flirts with me and yet she refers to me as a friend. and in 11 days, it will be her 3rd year anniversary with her boyfriend. my god. she did tell me...
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    gf happy not spending too much time with me.

    hey mates. my girlfriend is a tad queer. usually my previous girlfriends would be all upset when i can't spend much time with them, but this time it's different. we're in the same uni but hardly see each other during weekdays. is that abnormal? she's usually hanging with her mates and i...
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    whiny girlfriend. HELP!

    she's generally a nice person when she's not whining. but when she's whiny and moody, i swear... it kills. so today was one of the days she decided to be whiny. her godbrother was bugging her for money that she owes him and she was working part time at some ****ty roadshow downtown...
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    Girl was trying to be ****y with me.

    this was part of a phone conversation i had with a HB9. so i said to her : lets get together after your exams for a bit and if you turn out to be a really boring person, i'll tell you i have to go home and feed my dead rabbit. she : -laughs- dead rabbit?! me : yes. dead rabbit! alright...
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    Gf going suntanning with some dude. WTF

    the subject says it all. she told me she's going suntanning with her brother's friend's brother. and i said nothing. i didn't want to be a **** and tell her she couldn't go, that'd just make me look like the over-possessive f**ktard. like i'm giving her no freedom and shyte. but all...
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    One day hot, The next day cold.

    just wanted to share a story with you guys so there's this chick i've been seeing. went on 2 dates with her, and after date 2, she was all over me and stuff... snuggling up to me and leaning in sooooo close. so i kissed her. and we made out blah blah blah i didn't try to bonk her then...
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    The "Almighty Princess" and the ex girlfriend.

    right here's the deal. there's this HB9.5 who's going to the same college as me... and we recently just started hanging out, she was in my high school but i never really noticed her up till now. when i discovered she's taking the same course as me. so anyways, had a great date with her...
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    question about health supplements

    hey mates im pretty new to health supplements. well, in short, i have a tub of monohydrate creatine powder and a tub of protein powder. my question to you guys is... should i take the protein pre or post workout? and the creatine as well. i havent got a clue when to take them. any...
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    she said... "just the two of us?" when i asked her out.

    gday mates so heres the situation i asked this chick out. she seemed interested enough. but then she said "just the two of us?" and there i was blank for words. i mean i expected her to know or reckon it was a date.. maybe i should have been more direct and simply said "hey ___, can i...
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    why the hell does oneitis last so damn long? help me figure it out guys.

    so you think you've found her, your perfect mate. one tiny problem, she doesn't like you, one big problem, you're infatuated with her. and it goes on, for months and years... you secretly wish some day she might just miraculously change her mind and fall for you. you don't know why, its that...
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    Extremely Weird Chick

    met this girl working in the club. gave me her number on the first night we met. contacted her a couple of times(she hardly answered any of my calls), seemed mildly interested in going out with me, then blew me off at the last minute. was pretty cheesed off, so i deleted her number from my...
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    Revenge of the EVIL club chick. HEEEELP!

    Oh dear. here we go again. ages ago i posted about this chick who worked in this club i went to. well, i got her number i asked her out, and she flaked at the last moment (didnt pick up my calls and gave me **** about her boss not wanting her to date her clients) so i nexted her and moved...
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    ****blocked by girl's folks and sister in church. please help.

    gday mates 3 more days till the end of my final term papers!!! whooop dee doo. alright, here's the beef last sunday i had the chance of sitting next to this HB8 in church. she was with her sister and her folks. so i couldn't really start talking to her, firstly because it was a church...
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    Do Not Stand For This ****e!!!!

    fellow DJs and brothers of the board i have seen way too many posts about how the chick is so flakey.. what should i do? she didnt call me back.. what should i do? she stood me up, what should i do??? should i call her? or try to date her again??? the answer is.... NO man...
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    How would you have handled this?

    was feeling pretty good about this girl things were going fine too... i didnt really contact her, and most of the time it was she contacting me first showed mild interest in her, but she does know im interested anyways, today after a paper in uni, we took the train back together, and...
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    How the hell do i make her stop?!

    gday mates i need to get this stupid girl to stop treating me like an emotional tampon. but i want to go about it politely. like when she starts lamenting about her life, is there anything i can say to shut her up that isnt too rude? :D and perhaps ****y funny thanks in advance mates...
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