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Try mixing Yukon Jack with Mountain Dew.. you'll be suprised how good it is. For whiskey though I never stray away from Jack unless I'm getting some Jameson (Irish Whiskey)

F*ck that.. your coaches were making you look like an ass. You had every right to be pissed.

Prom can be fun.. but from what you said it'll probably just be a waste of money. If you don't have a group to go with then.. yeah I wouldnt.

Look up actual flight logs from commuter jets for actual UFO documentary. I saw a show on it on the History channel.. and theres many different ones. It kinda freaked me out. And its kind of ignorant to assume that theres no other planet in the universe that can support a life form like us.

I have a killer sub system in my car and all I have to say is if you want the full effect of the system you're buying, you better invest in a cord that can handle it.

I'll talk on the phone with my GORGEOUS girlfriend for sometimes an hour.... and just because you found someone who can actually carry on a decentn convo doesn't mean you're an AFC.

Olives, Dried Fruit, and Mozzarella cheese are fairly healthy habits.. atleast a lot healthier than most others' habits.

Cats puke up hairballs everywhere... just a FYI.

If you get that many no's... you should probably change your approach.

Sometimes its ok.. but mainly it'll just show that you wanna get with her because she's hot.. which she's probably heard a million times before. Try something like "I love your laugh" or something like that.

Work abs every other day.. and the best way to get a 6 pack is to regulate your diet, excersize, and cut your body. Bicycle crunches will make you beg for mercy by the way... give those a shot.

Cheese has some good benefits... Calcium (regulates which calories you burn).. and protien. And to get constipation.. you have to eat A LOT of cheese. Just stick with the best kind.. like provalone.

"I'd rather be smart than a dumbass".... see how that goes for you.

You already know shes still "in love" with her ex, and you already know that you should next her.... SO GROW SOME BALLS AND DO IT. You're wasting your time my friend... even if you guys started something.. I guarentee you would get the line "I like you a lot, but its not gonna work out because...

Cats suck.. no matter what anyone says... I used to have a Miniature Schnauzer (looks like a scottie) and it was a pretty damn cool dog. Theyre fairly small (like 20 pounds) and the dont shed AT ALL. You just have to give them haircuts every once and a while. He was a damn good dog though...

"you can still have the seat.. but I'm not gonna get out of it..."

You've been with her for 8 months.. so what are you worrying about? You probably know enough to know if shes joking in a comedy way or joking to hint at something.

You can eat p*ssy and floss your teeth at the same time! Thats what I call efficiency.

Be gentle.. use both hands to shake her one hand.

If you paint your fingernails, please do us a favor and never return to this site again.