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    New York City!

    Staten Island should not even be considered part of NY. It is a waste of space! Get out of there if you value yourself as a human being
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    Mechanical Animals (Duality): Disposable Teens

    Wow you guys really over complicate sh!t. Its actually kind of funny to watch. One of the "gurus" posts long masturbatory posts and everyone else shows up right on time to lick his balls and shoot sunshine up his ass. I am actually glad that none of you will probably ever reproduce...
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    Most obvious come-on that was missed

    HER: "I really really want to fukk you...badly!" ME: "Can you pass the Cheetos?" Man I am still kicking myself over this one. :rolleyes: This is definitely the lamest thread I ever read!
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    hitting on babies

    14 year olds are hot. I like em when they are just starting to sprout a few pubes.
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    How long can you go without masturbating?

    I cant go very long without masturbating. damn I am wacking off as I type this
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    Picking Up hot moms

    Did you say something? I was busy wiping my c0ck on your moms face. She loves a good Dirty Sanchez!
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    Ready to dump my GF and dont know how. What do I do??

    I know I am too young for this forum, but I had to put my 2 cents... Fukk honesty. Take the cowards way out. Tell her you screwed some other dame and you respect her too much as a friend to lie to her, and its best that you just end it. so simple.. Works for me. but then again I am a...
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    You guys are all MORONS!!!

    LOL! You wanna talk about smoke and mirrors? Player you be smokin that crack pipe, and my response is just a mirror of how ludicrous your assumptions are. You keep searching desperately for a weak spot, posting multiple times and failing miserably. It was almost entertaining at first, but...
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    The Baby Bust Generation

    Thanks PRL. You are one of the few posters I respect on this forum. Your years have brought you wisdom (unlike some other old bastards I know) Nice to get some recognition for a change. People underestimate me because of my username all the time, and yes I am a bit of a clown. But honestly, I...
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    You guys are all MORONS!!!

    Player, player, player *shakes head* You got me pegged man. I read your post and am now in tears. :( How did you know that Sandra let that guy bring goats in on the action? That is my deepest and most private fantasy, yet you seem to read my mind like some crazy tarot-card mackdaddy...
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    You guys are all MORONS!!!

    Apparently I have affected Player Supreme enough for him to send me PMs. Thanks for the extra attention buddy, but I dont swing that way. Now onto your post... Smoke and Mirrors? Nucca please! You are the king of that shiat. Notice how you never answered my points. I basically called your...
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    The Baby Bust Generation

    Nice. Shows that you dont let other peoples hangups affect your actions. WTF happened here? You are supposed to be above the foolishness! If you are truly here to share ideas and not defend your ego, then why withhold the information? Why are you letting these punks affect your actions...
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    For all who care about Sosuave.

    That was a long time ago though. We have surely tripled our population here since then. I say give it another shot...whats the worst that can happen?
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    You guys are all MORONS!!!

    Hey this is not a bad flame! IT works because it is sincere and you are not grasping at straws. You probably could have been a little crueler for comedic effect, but overall you got the makins of a pretty decent trouble-maker. There is hope for you yet, squirrels.
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    guys..i need URGENT help..for the next 12 hours!!

    URGENT???! Is your mothers life at stake here? RELAX dude. YOu are not diffusing a nuclear bomb here. Her interest level is already high so you wont be AFC if you just call to see wassup.
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    You guys are all MORONS!!!

    Nooby Doo, Thanks for the feedback. Now why dont you kindly go and fvck yourself? PlayerSupreme, I like how you dodged all of my questions and tried to qualify yourself to me with a 5,000 - word response. Congratulations. You are officially my B!TCH! BTW..people here see right...
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    How does this **** happen!!!!!!

    Cheating is for the weak. If you want to have multiple relationships, you need to establish it from the start. Let her know you are seeing other women and if it bothers her then she should leave. Chances are she will do just that..but you would be surprised how many women get turned on by...
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    You guys are all MORONS!!!

    Hey thats not nice! The soda and chips are prescription from the doctor to help me become more ugly. Seems I am too good-looking to be allowed in public so I need to fatten up a bit and get a tinge of acne so I dont get raped in the street by gorgeous women. It really is tough being me. As...
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    You guys are all MORONS!!!

    That was lame. Fukk off, you sh!tfaced c0ck-knocker.
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