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Walk around yelling at girls, "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!"

I eat food, BIG MEAT, BIG MEAT, BA CHOMP, BA CHOMP, BA CHEWEY CHEWEY CHOMP :woo:

Re: Update!!!!!!!!!!! lol

YEAH MAN YOU DA MAN.

Thanks to Julian's new workout plan, I'm the envy of all my friends.

She breaks up with you during Christmas dinner with your parents? That is harsh.

Far left looks like she's taking a massive crap.

Buy a stuffed animal in the gift shop.

I think what Engetsu is saying is that Muslims are generally insecure about sexuality.

Are you Spider-Man?

I did this on Friday and dislocated my shoulder ala Mel Gibson in "Lethal Weapon". The chick laughed at me.

She was having a fag for lunch?

Maybe if you showed some level of disinterest he'd be more compelled to call you? Maybe panicing when he notices you not fawning over him will inspire him into showing more attention. If I was in his situation (i.e., a quasi-player), I wouldn't want to lose clientele. ;) Hope everything...

I would like another saucy tale from a Chick's Erotica Anthology.

Sounds like you like Nickelback.

5-8 feet.

Not a flame, but I disagree. I see an inordinate amount of decent/average looking guys dating hot girls.

Are you the real Peter Parker?

All girls have a big of jungle fever in them.