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    Should I call out my friend on his Sh*t ???

    Looking back over my original message, I can see how what I wrote could have been percieved as nothing but a "bytch" issue. It certainly didn't help that the question at hand stemmed from a "clothes" related issue, nor did it help that I gave the impression that I genuinely gave a shyt...
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    Should I call out my friend on his Sh*t ???

    I found something interesting about one of my closest friends the other day.... but allow me to fill you in on the background information first. I purchased an expensive polo on ebay this past spring because I could get it on there for cheaper than what I would pay in a major store and...
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    Ball's in my court, but now what?

    First post back in quite some time. Things are going much better for me but I seem to have stumbled into a situation that, for once, I'm really not sure how to play. I'll keep it as short and sweet as possible. The girl in question has openly had a thing for me for almost a year now. Seeing...
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    Add sugar to protein shake?

    SIMPLE mix in BLENDER: -2 scoops whey -500 ml of cold water -2 packets of 'Splenda' (artificial sweetener that works great!) -2 teaspoons of plain cocoa (or more if you're so inclined) Cocoa powder makes the drink more chocolatey and 2 packets of splenda bring it to the perfect...
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    What are the most respected careers?

    "Attractive" I'm not for sure on, although likely something along the lines of fireman, marine or doctor. I did, however, hear that in an official survey, woman named "teacher" as the male job they respected most. I guess their primitive soft-spot for a man who's good with kids overshadows their...
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    Name some reccurring SoSuave threads/questions

    "What kind of car do all y'all have????///" "Wut's a good cologne for DJing????" "I have an 8 inch penis... does that mean I'm small?" "I can't *** during sex!" "I can't get my girl to *** during sex!" "Can she be pregnant...?" "Yo, rate my looks" "I have a feeling...
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    Corey Matthews and Jack Tripper

    feeeeeeeeeenay! :D
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    Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?

    Aha, who DOESN'T enjoy doing this every once in a while. Here's my list: -flat ass -hairy upper lip/sideburns -excessively wearing jogging-pants -applying a 'mask' of foundation such that you can see on their neck where their real skin colour starts and the cover-up stops -taking...
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    RIP victims of the tsunami

    Cablelight, I noticed that some of your theories tend to be rather Randian and as I just finished reading Atlas Shrugged, I can respect where you're coming from. That said, I don't necessarily agree with it all. -150, 000 people are simultaneously killed by a wave. -300, 000 more die...
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    Autism

    I highly doubt you were autistic dude. My mom occasionally works with autistic people and you can spot one quite easily as they tend to be very much in a world of their own. For example they are aware of your presence but you mean nothing to them and they can't really grasp the idea of being...
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    Like wuzup dudes!@

    Proud day for you and your family :rolleyes:
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    Anyone speak Chinese?

    Not to burst your bubble but I've heard that Mandarin is single-handedly the most difficult language to learn. In other words, this would not simply be a "listen to this tape during your commute to work" type project. That said, I agree with you that Mandarin would be an extremely beneficial...
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    Help on my appearance - inlcudes pics

    sherminator... is that you?:p
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    Sammo's 8 Week E-course

    AH! Looks like I missed the cut by about an hour. I've always been intrigued by what you have to say Sammo, and if you're willing to let me join still, you won't regret it. I won't even bother pointing out that I'm one of the senior DJ's on this thread ;)
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    Vincent Van Gogh: Cut Off His Own Damn Ear! AFC or DJ?

    Tough call, and a number of questions must be answered before I make my decision: 1) Was Van Gogh making eye contact with the girl at the time he gave the ear to her? 2) Did he have an "I don't give a f*ck!" attitude whilst cutting his ear off? 3) Was he able to use some C&F later on...
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    the coolest guy in school

    This is actually an excellent topic and I want to see some more responses! Now at my school I'm pretty decent friends with the "most popular kid" at my school and therefore feel I can make the following observations as to why he's at the top, so to speak. Rich Parents (life's not fair...
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    Sneaky Tips Section!!

    Although I personally hate people with cheap personalities more than anything, there are times when I feel I need to rebel against $10 movie tickets too I used to work at a fast food joint and agree that they are extremely easy targets for free food. As an employee we were instructed to...
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    Put your favorite feel good song here

    Luce - Good Day Tom Cochrane - Life is a Highway Bad Ronald - 1st Time (Real Cancun intro song) Neil Young - Keep on Rockin In the Free World Matt Good - Load Me Up David Bowie - Heroes Manfred Man - Blinded By The Light Dr. Dre - Still DRE Weezer - Island in the Sun Isley Bros. -...
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    Rate these girls

    Good god, the one on the far left is hideous. I don't mean to be a prick but i would probably mace her if she ever got within 10 yards of me. In every picture she looks like a demon with an underbite... she barely registers a 2 in my books. *I only felt validated to write this after...
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    Another look at "the compliment"

    *Shameless buuuuuuuuuump*
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