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    What Does Your Car Say About You?

    Who cares about what car you drive to an extent...Girls aren't screwing your car their screwing you and what you have to offer on a personal level....just have some wheeels that are reliable and nice.....if the chic doesn't dig you she will care less what car you drive....if you like women...
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    *******

    Ebonics at its best.....Eat her puzzy out to the best of your ability...than she should make her way points .....South to take care of your business.....if not get rid of the selfish biotch!!
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    A somber warning to my fellow DJs...

    You've learned a valuable lesson regarding quality over quantity...even a retarded chimpanzee can bed down a bar skank....Start now focusing your attention on the classy sophisticated girls that dont just give it up for anyone...they would rather go home to their dildo than screw just any Joe...
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    # of sex partners...a true swagger

    All Star.....you mean 5 to 9 chics not 59 right......how many of these chics were worth ****in......I would have 250 gals on my Puzzy card if I just ****ed any Mary Rotten Crotch....I like the challenge of bedding classy chics with a little respect for themselves.
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    stripper

    COCAINE AND BOOZE AND A NICE ****...FER SURE
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    picking up latin chicks for non spanish speakers..

    You want Latin chics galore....if you have light eyes....bleach your hair blonde...more natural looking than blatantly bleached out and get that all american Surfer look going...Latin girls love that blonde hair blue eye thing it eats them up....In Spanish speaking countries maybe 1 in 75 guys...
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    I got ****blocked by a family

    Dude...you are either stoned or were dropped on your head...Why didn't you take the Asian chic in the fitting room for some afternoon action delight???
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    I have an idea for confidence.

    ****IN JEWS!!!!!!!
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    I got a funny reaction before sex last night.

    It sounds more like you were trippin on acid and had your little brother bent over the couch and you were boning his poor ass!!!! OUCH!!!
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    I just can't succeed. I am depressed

    Succeed at what....Go Gay or drown yourself...Bro...enough of these sob stories already!!!!
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    New York City (Reply All)

    I will tell you a fact about California...if you are an Asian male...living with mama and papa....driving an honda accord...eating egg foo yung and folding someones laundry and doing math homework..jacking off to porno all day and playing around on the DJ forum...your name is Jake tha Snake and...
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    chicks in NY has legendary bitc shield!

    MYC is too busy and sophisicated toapproach girls lke that....go out to a bar or club and work your stuff like verybody else...you will have to polish your self image up a bt as NY girls have seen and heard everything in the city....some people never can get laid in NYC that are out of towners...
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    To all indian djs

    I heard Indian girls stink so bad you have to wear a gas mask when banging em.......ewwww
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    Eye Contact

    Regarding eye contact...maybe she is just looking at you because she looks at everybody..as maybe everybody does...people watch people more than you think...I look at people just for the sake of it...I think you guys are overestimating eye contact...you guys should know by now the difference...
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    My Gf gets mad every time we go out.

    Dude..your 19 yrs old...Im sure there are allot of guys that got more going on than you...wait till your girl cheats all over your ass....or is she the totally insecure type? get a real chic than..
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    If this generation listens to Eminem's advice......

    Cmon now...if you have to resort to listening to Eminem lyrics to develop your takes on life you have issues...the guy is a music business puppet boy for pissed off kids...you gonna tell me any guy with a brain in his head really gives a **** what he thinks or says....sure he is a talented...
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    First step after gaining the DJ knowledge.

    Chances are you won't be rejected if you do all the surveying, body language and interest level thing correctly...make your move on girls that have shown interest and regarding the girls that havent yet...be patient and observe their behavior...never come across desperate or hurt by being...
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    6 months and still on 1st base

    Just like you said its his first GF and he doesn't want to ruin anything...she is in control...its the fear of failure syndrome....as he gets older and more experienced he will grow out of this phase...hopefully for his sake...and than again some guys never grow outta the phase of letting girls...
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    6 months and still on 1st base

    Your Buddy is either secretly Gay...too young and no confidence......a momma's boy or he had his pecker chopped off in Wood shop class...take your pick!!!!
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    Why do I have to go HALFWAY AROUND THE FREAKIN WORLD to find a decent female?

    The Euro chic is looking for US citizenship by using you......Just a thought.
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