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    Red Stripe

    I like it a lot. Real mellow and chill. Do yourself a favor and get a 6 pack sometime.
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    best beer 4 party

    Pabst Blue Ribbon is probably the best cheap ass beer for kegs. Can't go wrong with it. When I go to parties, I always bring a case of Natty. Trying to help out the host a little bit.
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    Don't watch this video

    Ok, I haven't watched it. Now what?
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    Bad trip with weed (hallucinations, time distortion)?!

    I've had one interesting experience with freaking out after smoking. One time my friends and I smoked a few bowls each of some stuff my friend got. Things got weird quickly, cause after the first bowl I experienced like a TV's snowy interference, except all multicolored. Then we went and...
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    Anyone ever been a part of a fraternity? I'm joining one.

    No man, go ahead and join if you want to be stripped of all individuality and 99% of your personality. There are other easier ways to meet people and form lasting relationships that don't involve skunk ass keg beer. Personally, all frats are good for is giving cheap ass beer to freshmen on...
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    i thought today I was gonna die

    This is what happens when you watch transsexual porn after dropping acid.
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    do any of you guys smoke weed?

    Makes sense that hot girls use pot, as weed smoke doesn't have calories :) I don't really smoke anything anymore, save the occasional tobacco hookah.
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    Nick Lachey is a freakin AFC

    The fact is that Lachey is hanging around 19 year old college girls when he was f*cking married to Jessica Simpson, regardless of what they did or did not do. People saw them together in multiple places. Honestly, this was printed in several of OSU's school newspapers. Let me repeat that for...
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    Finally able to prove it.

    Is 98 Degrees looking for a new member? I may point them to this thread.
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    Nick Lachey is a freakin AFC

    Nah dude, the girl went to a high school in my area but she's in college now. It was all over Ohio State's school newspapers. Don't beleive me? Behold: http://www.starmagazine.com/news/61788 http://www.askmen.com/toys/entertainment_100/147b_gossip.html...
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    Nick Lachey is a freakin AFC

    I'd rather not get chicks then rely on sh*tty emo-pop songs, a past failed boy band that had moderate success, and begging freshman girls to suck my c0ck after college football games. He seriously took some young chic to his hotel room and tried to get her to do him, she went to the rival high...
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    Nick Lachey is a freakin AFC

    Everytime his new song comes on the radio, I vomit uncontrollably. I'd rather stick my **** in the oven than listen to his cry baby babbling BS.
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    DJ music?

    Electric polka. Girls' underwear flies right off when you bust out "Best of the Old Country: Electric Polka Jam Volume 4."
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    Criss Angel, is it real or fake?

    Yeah, most of that stuff is performed infront of a paid audience with a crane when he flies into the air. If that dude could manipulate the universe using the principles of the string theory, then he definitely would NOT be hosing cheesy shows to impress people. He'd travel back in time, bet on...
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    To a girl, how do you refer to the poon?

    The Nani, as in Poonani :)
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    EXTREME - she wants to MARRY me - ive seen her only for 3 weeks!!!!!

    I think you better fess up and tell her the truth. Immediately. If you're smooth you may be able to keep her on as a FB. If not, then it's probably for the best you not see each other anymore.
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    How much do you like your supervisor?

    My supervisor is awesome. I can come in and leave whenever I feel like, I can swear all I like, I never have to deal with customers, and sometimes he gathers us all around his computer if he finds pictures of hot asian girls in his e-mail.
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    H3lp m3 2 b3 3xtR3m3 doodz!!1

    You guys are a lot nicer than I am, I was just going to say "kill yourself." I can't imagine this guy being older than 13 and actually being serious.
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    Prostitution legal in Germany

    When in Rome... have sex with the Roman prostitutes? Haha, Europe is a strange and wonderful land.
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    So how is Tokyo Drift?

    Yeah the cars in the movies are just riced out with little if anything done under the hood. They stick these whistlers in the tailpipes of cars to simulate turbo spooling, so they don't have to spend $$$$$ on turbo kits. The best cars were the muscle cars in the 2nd one. The Yenko Camaro would...
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