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    Capitalize every chance?

    Are you attracted to her or not? There's a lot more to sexual enjoyment than perceived hotness. You could have god-awful boring sex with a model and then mind-blowing on-every-piece-of-furniture sex with an ugly fat girl. Your friends aren't as impressed, but are you doing it for them? Also...
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    Prom tomorrow

    Hi. Welcome to 1950. Seriously. It doesn't matter. I'd actually advise against it. Wait a little. Nothing says "lousy first time" like prom night.
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    Les Liaisons Dangereuses: Disillusion

    Matrix, I love your posts. They always get me thinking about something new. Just a comment about the part about Picasso, Warhol, and Freud. It is so very true that people seem to fall in love with those who are "distant." However, there is a certain important initial condition....... they...
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    Massages

    You gotta learn how to give good massages. If you can - NO girl says no to a massage. They just don't. If you get a rep as a guy who gives really good massages.... then girls line up asking you to massage them. It's one of the easiest ways to become mr popular with the ladies. Seriously...
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    Les Liaisons Dangereuses: The Bombshell

    I don't think altavista will translate that very well..... so I'll do it for the lazy: Are you french? from Quebec? or just a good french student ;)
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    how to get a timid girl to give head

    PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, do NOT push her to do it! Don't use physical force to get her to do it..... she has to do it on her own accord. Even if you very gently push her head down to "give her the idea," it still counts as forcing, and it's the best way to get her to hate giving head, and feel...
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    Bracing myself

    Yea, havin braces is tough when you're in college.......... like one in five hundred students will have it. Invisalign seems to be pretty great... it's basically an invisible retainer... - the only drawback being you have to go to your orthodontist every 2 weeks to get your new set in...
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    Would You Date A Girl Who Has The Same Last Name As You?

    what, are you afraid that eighteen hundred generations back you had an ancestor in common? pffft..... don't even worry about it, there should hardly be an issue. It can turn into a joke tho (you can maybe use C+F that she's already trying to take your last name etc etc)
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    Girl ALWAYS talking on her cell phone while we are out together

    I remember some alleged DJ Master (I forget who it was..... maybe Doc Love... I don't think so tho) saying that whenever a girl pulls out her cell phone on a first date, he WALKS OUT! He literally gets up, walks out of wherever they are, and leaves! I found that pretty funny, but you can be...
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    accutane

    There is a very long-term effect to accutane that you rarely hear about.... lack of digestive enzymes. See, accutane is like rubbing alcohol. It kills. Everything. Now, that's good for clearing your face - but bad for your stomach. It can rot away and hurt your digestion system. What that...
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    Are we really that scary?

    I find that most guys have very fragile egos: especially when it comes to sexuality. More specifically, when it comes to sexual experiences of the person they are involved with. Guys don't like girls to be "experienced" (don't ask me why, in my opinion the more experience and more relaxed you...
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    Post your funniest ******** translation

    "you're so great and any girl would be lucky to have you" = "as long as it's not me" "I don't like him anymore" = "Although I still fantasize about jumping him in the sack every night, I'll still let you feed my need for attention" "I'm so fat" = "I don't work out, I eat whatever the hell...
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    Unwritten law of the friendship!

    That's quite an insightful way to look at the usual "I'm falling for my best friend" scenario..... plus it's true :)
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    Finding an HB virgin

    I seriously do NOT understand the fascnation with virgins. Who the FVCK cares?? Look at it this way: a girl's first time is painful. If it's painful for her, it's harder for you to enjoy it. In the end, it's lousy sex for the both of you. And then she'll hate you afterwards. If a...
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    The High School Conversation

    Ohhhhh I get what you're saying. All the guys should not talk to girls; or at least not start conversations. After all: aren't the most succesful DJs in high school those guys who sit in the corner with their heads down? I mean, they NEVER initiate convos, and if someone talks to them...
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    This girl took her birth control right in front of me...is this a sign?

    Alright, I'm going to be the first to NOT to tell you "you should have ripped her clothes off cuz she wanted to screw you!!" First off, the pill can be used to regulate women's periods. It's not always used for birth control. Some women just use it becuase they have irregular periods, and the...
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    The surprising truth behind "Swingers"

    I just finished watching Swingers twice in one day. Don't ask why. Many hail it as the greatest DJ movie ever made. For that reason, a few people may be upset by what I write here. If you haven't seen it, it's about a guy who moves to LA after getting dumped in a 6-year relationship. And...
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    my friends girl tried to kiss me last night

    you're a smart guy. You understood two important things: 1) You do NOT mess around with friend's girls. 2) If you told him, he either wouldn't believe you; or blame you for it. It sucks, but it's the way it is. The best thing you can do is just if she tries anything again, tell her...
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    girls love accents

    I had a theory like that myself. It's undeniable that women are attracted to accents. Why, I can't say. But they are. Certain accents have better effects. Ukranian accents work really well. So do swedish accents. In fact, almost all european accents work like a charm. I have yet to try...
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    Confuse her

    Ahhh, how true. I remember several years back a female friend asked me for advice. This guy (whom I also knew) was heavily flirting with her, but every 15 minutes he'd say "just to make sure, we're just flirting, right? We're not feeling each other?" and it confused her beyond reason and she...
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