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  1. VladPatton

    16 Signs He's A Gentleman (And You Should Marry Him Before He Gets Away)

    A shorter, more concise list: 1. Makes 1.2 million a year 2. Treats you like sh!t and injects endless drama into your life while giving zero fvcks
  2. VladPatton

    ghosting. Do you confront?

    Ghosting is the softest rejection you can get. Let it go, and don't call her out on it. Get to a point where it truly doesn't affect you and it won't bother you at all anymore.
  3. VladPatton

    Why do you think this woman can't get men to sex her?

    Haha...who tf is this spaced out pill poppin stick figure? She's lucky her vibrator gets easily turned on.
  4. VladPatton

    5 texts you should never send to a girl

    Yeah, I love that one..."maybe she doesn't have her phone handy"....bvll****, brochacho! She's ignoring your ass and/or put you on the super back burner.
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    A blow to ugly guys cant get hot women?

    He's in a mobility scooter from all that fawkin he did with that 12" hog he's packin! lmao
  6. VladPatton

    A married woman

    Use her for banter and talk practice. That's probably your best best in this scenario. You wouldn't hold an MMA match with a speed bag, would you? You can't exactly bang this one because of all the social strings.
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    What are your requirements to marry her?

    A prenup tighter than a granite block.
  8. VladPatton

    Let her make the move....?

    You're just another occupant in her Contacts app, bro. Sorry to say.
  9. VladPatton

    This is what happens when you suck in bed...

    The Beta-Chump Complex hahah
  10. VladPatton

    The beta male won tonight...

    This is weird. You DID approach, and she DID say she was seeing someone, so why beat yourself over it now? She loves the attention, bro. She shot you down, but LOVES the fact that a dude thinks she's attractive. They NEED that attention, even if they're a supermodel making 25 million a year...
  11. VladPatton

    "Any girl would want you/"You're a good man."

    Code for: "You're such an awesome, talented, handsome, smart, stable man, that you wold make a girl the happiest person in the world. I, just, uh, don't want anything to do with you sexually, or at all relationship-wise....bit for other girls, you're just the sh!t!!"
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    She said I have to earn her kiss?

    Getting in her bed and not fücking her is like cooking ribeye steak to perfection, smelling it for an hour, then throwing it out.
  13. VladPatton

    Low quality chick?

    Dad could be fvckin your game up. Keep her on the back burner, but don't be surprised if she lost interest. You may not have been the only one she "felt insane connection with". Also, when dealing with any ethnic chic, most of the time she will choose one of her own first, regardless of you...
  14. VladPatton

    Need advice about a girl respond.

    Yeah, had this happen many times. They lose interest over night. You should always expect a 50% chance of this happening. Try once again, and see how it goes in about a week or so. That should be a decent reset period. Gauge her reply and if it's still cold and reeks of bull$hit, just...
  15. VladPatton

    Guy asks if BF is around

    Bro, just marry her. You'll have her forever.
  16. VladPatton

    My advice to woman, please don't dump a man unless you are 100% sure

    Damn. Pretty typical behavior, though, I am not shocked. You seem to of handled it well. It's sh!t like this that makes me dread relationships.
  17. VladPatton

    Got her number, left a message, no response

    Sometimes the cawk carousel is slow and she didn't get to you yet. Leave it alone and move on. If she gets back, great, if not, adios.
  18. VladPatton

    The dreaded question of "What do you do?"

    Do what you wanna do with exactly zero phucks in your gas tank.
  19. VladPatton

    The negativity is poisoning the forum

    Bro, this place is bubbling with negativity of pissed off dudes lookin to get pu$$. Be weary and don't get wrapped up in it. And mostly, think for yourself in regards to YOUR situation.
  20. VladPatton

    Girl is obviously playing games, what should my next move be

    LOL This b1tch is such a huge waste of time. Read your original post, but make believe it's someone else writing it. Phukin ridiculous! Come on, man.
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