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    What value do YOU DJ's of SS provide a woman?

    Well, what makes me better than the average man? I don't really expect you to read and respond to this, it's more of an exercise in self-esteem building. 1. I speak French close to fluently – handy for all those weekend trips to Paris that I couldn't afford to take her on. 2. I play guitar...
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    How to know how much you are attractive

    I used to think the same way, that they were averting my gaze because I was hideous or a freak. But then I stumbled upon a thread about good looking chumps on RSD nation, mentioning this point. It's funny isn't it, the lengths people will go to to avoid complimenting a guys appearance...
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    Dancefloor game?

    Yeah I know what you're saying. Pretty silly thread I guess, but you know these girls do come to the clubs with boyfriends/afc orbiters then do stuff like this... To clarify though they don't actually grind up on me but they do get in my personal space. Turning them around is a good tip though...
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    How to know how much you are attractive

    You know if you're attractive if you: 1) get checked out by women on the street 2) have new acquaintances touch your chest 3) when you pass a woman in the street, she turns her head the other way to look at a wall or some other object that she would never otherwise look at, were she not...
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    I'm seriously sick of the so called females at my college

    OP sounds a lot like sour grapes, ya know? I would know, too.
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    Dancefloor game?

    Hey guys, keeping it short and sweet this time. Say a girl dances up to you on the dance floor, like actually moves several metres to dance in front of you, what's the procedure? Never been a grinder myself and I kinda miss what transitions the grinding dudes make. Lol, "grindr" Anyway...
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    I'm an AZZHOLE but I get the girls

    Nice message. This sounds a bit like C&F game but without the F, you know?
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    Advice: How to f-close as a timid little wallflower?

    Strategy? Oh yeah, so for Friday it's like five people who all work with me, plus this girl. We'll be at a bar drinking after work. Just one question this time: 1) How to smoothly transition from the group date at the bar, to an "after party" at my house?
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    Advice: How to f-close as a timid little wallflower?

    Hey there, so I just re-read this post and yeah I've matured a bit. I was catastrophising about her text the day before the show. It's regrettable that I wrote those fatalistic posts after that. Had my friend look at out text thread and he agrees she's still keen. Got a date this Friday. I...
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    Advice: How to f-close as a timid little wallflower?

    PS please I don't want your sympathy. Don't tell me to keep going or whatever. I'm done. Incel till the day I die...
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    Advice: How to f-close as a timid little wallflower?

    Christ al-****ing-mighty, I am a ****ing retard. Like actual chromasonal mutation and abnormality from birth. I blew it, ****ing blew it. She just sent me a bull**** excuse today, the day before we were supposed to see this DIsc Jockey: "Hey pal. Now I have time to write a response. I've been...
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    Advice: How to f-close as a timid little wallflower?

    Thanks man, needed a good flaming.
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    Balding at 18?any advice from other bald DJs?

    Yeah, shave your head with a razor. Hopefully you have a head like Ben Kingsley's or The Rock's. But as Style said in The Game (paraphrasing): shaving your head is a choice. Going bald isn't. Look like you made a choice and shave your head if you're going bald.
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    Advice: How to f-close as a timid little wallflower?

    Thanks for the replies guys. Yeah i should have definitely edited my OP. I guess I just wanted to get it all off my chest, since telling this to any of my mates would make me look like a "twit" to quote twentee. I guess I am one, but I was simply petrified by her advances. Purefilth is right...
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    To call or text?? Need some advice guys

    text. calling is for baby-boomers. and text tomorrow, project the image that you're too busy on a sat night to text somebody you barely know.
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    Advice: How to f-close as a timid little wallflower?

    INTRO: So I've known this girl for about a year, first as acquaintances in the workplace, then as texting buddies, then we went on a date on the 26th March. 26 MARCH: we crashed this film festival drinks thing. we left early, then she agreed to a tour of my new apartment. She hung around in my...
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    Switching from glasses to contacts??

    Yeah man I got contact lenses a few weeks ago. Maybe it's just me, but I get way more looks now. I'm much more confident now too, and I can play sports without being blind. The saying goes, "guys don't make passes at women with glasses", so maybe the same is true vice-versa. Certainly if you...
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    The Importance of vocabulary!

    This riposte made me guffaw. Quite astute, old bean.
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