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    Driving around with speakers full blast

    That personally annoys me. I listen to my music loud, but not loud enough so that people can hear me coming a block away.
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    The Fraity of Innocence...

    There's more to it than that, AFK. We all hit bad times now and again. I'm in one right now. The best advice I can give you is to keep your head up, there's nothing wrong with you. This happens. Focus on having a good time, doing something you really enjoy and might not have done for a while...
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    Forgotten Name!

    Honesty is the best policy. Be straight with her. Asking her full name might be a good idea-if you think your name is funny, you might say something about that and then ask how hers sounds.
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    pvssy eating is gross

    Thank you, Gene Simmons... I think having it shaved is a plus. It must be a ventilation thing or something, but the shaved ones i've worked on taste better.
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    Settle for Mediocrity

    I'm pretty sure it's a mockery (note the title.) Parts of that list are in my life, but only the ones that make my life fuller. For instance... -I have a girlfriend, and "try to f*ck her as often as possible," but that's because she's completely unlike anyone I've met. I don't keep her...
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    After 4.5 months of work, my girlfriend is hooked on abstinence!

    Don't get impatient-at least, don't show her that you're impatient. That would reinforce the notion that you're only in it for the sex, and her shields would go on full blast. Be calm, and don't let on that it's frustrating you. Take a "devil may care" attitude, and focus on having a good time...
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    Stupid girl not understanding she's a square and I want her to succeed.

    You can't help someone that won't help themself.
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    My Ex Contacted Me

    You're dating a great girl, you've become much more successful without the old one, and the old one treated you bad. Why play with fire? You'll only get burned.
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    Lessons From A Gigolo

    It amazes me how many threads here get interrupted and off-topic because of some inter-personal bickering or whatever. Jeez. I know exactly what you mean about connections and friends. I mean, have you ever read a little book called "The Godfather"? All Don Corleone asks is your...
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    About self-improvement...

    Patience. I get the feeling the truth will be revealed in due time.
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    New Jokes Thread

    What's the German word for virgin? "Goodentight."
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    DJs, have you ever been the one to blame...

    Just recently. My first serious relationship, among many meaningless ones. I won't get into the details here, but it boils down to my lack of experience (youthful arrogance,) and her situation (she wanted things that I couldn't possibly give.) It was sort of "the relationship was doomed from...
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    About self-improvement...

    I can't say that I do. Not yet at least. I'm not entirely sure what I want (please, no one give me a lecture on goals) and that's a major part of my self-improvement. It's not that I'm indecisive, I'm picky-I have to be sure of where I want to go. I suppose you could say I'm on the road to...
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    About self-improvement...

    I look at more than muscles, looks, and money for my self-improvement. I basically want to see what I'm capable off. I want to see how much potential I have, and how much I can realize. I sort of feel like I have to, like everybody's counting on me to become something great. There's this...
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    How to ask her to be my girlfriend

    You don't ask. It just has to occur naturally, over time. Spend a few dates getting to know her real well and gradually become a couple. There's no need to come out and proclaim anything.
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    Seeing her too much

    Find an excuse for why you couldn't walk with her-you forgot something in another class, have to go to your locker, or if you're already talking to someone else (another girl probably isn't the wisest idea if you're already dating.) Find a way to break up the routine every once in a while.
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    People need to stop fooling themselves

    I met my cousin's fiancee today. Most guys would rate her at 9. The fiancee is skinny, going bald, just an overall nerd. Physically, he'd be one of the guys on "Average Joe." But, he has confidence, is well spoken, funny, etc. Basically, the great guy that we all strive to be. They both make...
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    Ahh My Gf Just Told Me Shes Yougner

    Look at it this way: she lied to you. Her age is the least of your worries with this one.
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    gf wants to get married

    nomarriage.com
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    LITTLE BROTHER and me

    Hey, don't worry about it. Earl Boykins is exploding for the Nuggets, just signed a fat contract, and is about 5'6". Height is not always required. Besides, there's not a damn thing you can do about it, so focus on positive areas in your life, and on things whose outcome you can effect.
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