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i think you over use "..." when you right, and you seem to use it incorrectly!

She's got a thing for you dude!

Swingers!!

god!! does that bring some painful memories. had the same problem until i started having regular sex. try some KY Jelly, shouldnt have a problem gettin ya nob in her then (even if it is a little soft), then once ya in and start pumping away, ya full hard **** will come fighting back!!

i have a female friend who i have been mates with for 10 years (no history), and we are pretty close and one night i ended up at her place a little drunk and stayed with her in her bed. didnt think nothing of it and neither did she. i did have a girlfriend at the time, and didnt mention it to...

Thats the best thing i've heard all day!! SPOT ON