Recent content by JPFromTally

Her ----> Manipulating game player. You ------> Falling right into her trap and willing to hand her your ballss in a paper bag. I've shown my girlfriend naked pictures of my exes. I don't give a crap what she thinks. I hate to tell you this man, but you saying: the most terrifying...

When a girl spreads her legs, it means she wants you to screw her silly.

From previous experience this is a bad idea. I did this once and I really regret it. Every time I had sex with her I thought about my buddy already tearing it up. Plus, even though he said it didn't bother him I found out years later that it actually did. There's so much poon out there...

Dane Cook made Maxim's 50 lamest things list: --------- 43. Dane Cook Some comics get better each time out. And others prove to be Boston frat-boy douchebags who used up their 15 minutes of funny long ago. Goodbye! --------- I have to agree with them. I think my grandma is funnier...

This girl just found out she's pregnant and is looking for a chump to foot the tab.

If she's not horribly ugly why not tell her you want a booty call and nothing more. If she looks like an urangutang then you may just tell her that you're in a "complicated" relationship right now.

If you tell people that you "have no life" they are going to be inclined to believe you and will do their best to avoid you. Never put yourself down... especially in front of women. By the way, GGTW... thanks for the compliment... Right back at you.

But that's my point... Why do you have to get somebody something on this stupid made up holiday? I never said women don't get men anything - though from my experience women usually aren't as obligated to get the man as expensive a gift, if anything at all. I just said that most men go...

There is a word for being forced to something in order to avoid a consequence from someone... it's called EXTORTION. I do business with a financing company and my rep there is a girl who is 25 and we've become friends through talking so much to do deals. When I told her that I wasn't doing...

Went to the supermarket today to get a sub (Boar's Head turkey... yum) and the cashier was this cutie with brown hair and blue eyes. Cute dimples when she smiled (She's 21 and I would say an 8). I said, "How's your day going so far?" She said, "Pretty good. I'm new here." I said...

There is nothing more AFC than Valentine's Day. It is essentially a day where men supplicate to women. I was in the supermarket today getting a sub for lunch and you should have seen all the fools racing to get flowers, balloons, chocolates, cards and anything else that would allow them to...

I'm going to keep saying it til I'm blue in the face... Lines don't work! Talk to a chick like she's anybody else.

Have you ever walked down the street and had a homeless guy approach you? He usually said, "Excuse me..." and immediately you went into defensive mode. It's the same thing when you do it - the girl goes into defensive mode. Try just a casual conversation starter relavent to the situation. If...

You say, "Me and Ashley, don't really have feelings for each other, we just like to have fun, and party." Yet you don't want her to keep seeing Joe.... Who are you kidding?

Making out with drunk girls is an American institution that this country was founded on. The framers of our Republic would be spinning in their grave if they were to hear you be ashamed of it. Why do you think Mardi Gras was invented? It was so women would have an excuse to get drunk and...