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What would be a good witty comeback to these comments?

Discussion in 'Don Juan Discussion' started by CP3WOO, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. CP3WOO

    CP3WOO Don Juan

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    My older brother has been hit pretty hard with these over the last 2 months and I kinda want to help him...Any suggestions on what he can say without standing there like a goon?
    "I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
    "I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
    "Let's just be friends."
    "I will never see you as more than a brother."

    Much help is needed!
     
  2. Lust

    Lust Master Don Juan

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    A witty line isn't going to help you.

    If your brother is getting these constantly, then it's something he is doing in his interactions with women that has caused these responses.

    Don't look for a quick-fix ****y line to stroke your ego, address the problem at the root.
     
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  3. baurman

    baurman Senior Don Juan

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    Your line should be... stop messing with those bytches that say that. If she says that, she doesn't want you. NEXT!
     
  4. Noobie

    Noobie Don Juan

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    "I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
    (pause) Is that long enough?

    "I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
    I'm not ready for a relationship either... but if a girl can cook, that's just a bonus

    "Let's just be friends."
    What do you mean? Did you want to help me do my homework?

    "I will never see you as more than a brother."
    ..and I'll never see you again (don't see her again)
    OR
    ...how about a father? LOL (just for jokes)
    OR
    Fine. I'll settle for being a step-brother.

    Give me more, this is fun lol
     
  5. fertileTurtle

    fertileTurtle Master Don Juan

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    WOW. BIATCH SLAPPED EACH AND EVERY TIME. I know what to do, wear a face guard. Or a football, helmet, yeah, that's even better wear a helmet.
     
  6. fertileTurtle

    fertileTurtle Master Don Juan

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    I'm doing something else later.

    You are too short.

    You are bald.

    You are fat.

    You are ugly.

    YOU smell BAD!!

    YOu sUcK!:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:
     
  7. Warrior74

    Warrior74 Master Don Juan

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    send him a link to this site and the dj bible. these women are flat out rejecting him. And he should have enough self respect not to settle for those terms. Oh he can verbally agree, but physically and mentally move on while still being polite.

    What he can do is start changing the way he interacts with NEW women. Forget about the old ones. If you didn't get what you want....by the time you hear those words of death you've made all the wrong moves and its game over.

    Send him to the dj bible and read it all. Good Luck.
     
  8. Noobie

    Noobie Don Juan

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    I'm doing something else later.
    Usually I like being called a person, as opposed to something else.

    You are too short.
    That means I'm fast

    You are bald.
    Only where it matters (wink) lmao

    You are fat.
    Your thighs beg to differ

    You are ugly.
    My mirror said i was fine last time i checked. Yours is cracked biznatch

    YOU smell BAD!!
    It's european smell.. LOL

    MORE YHEAHHHHH HHAAH
     
  9. Dannyrt34

    Dannyrt34 Master Don Juan

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    "Let's just be friends."

    Whoa, of course we're just friends. Slow down! I just met you sheesh!
     
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    SharinganUser Master Don Juan

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    You have a brother that asked you out? Are you from Alabama?? (look extremely weirded out)
     
  11. Juan_Man

    Juan_Man Master Don Juan

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    I'm the master of wit.

    Her: I just got out of a relationship and need time alone.
    Him: Time alone is good. But let me know when you are feeling lonely.

    Her: I'm not ready for a relationship like you are.
    Him: Spend some more time with me and I'll get you prepared.

    Her: Let's just be friends.
    Him: Good idea, I hear that friends make the best lovers.

    Her: I will never see you as more than a brother.
    Him: Whose brother?
     
  12. Juan_Man

    Juan_Man Master Don Juan

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    Her: You are too short.
    Me: But not where it counts.

    Her: You are bald.
    Me: I am in certain parts of my body. What about you?

    Her: You are fat.
    Me: Only where it counts.

    Her: You are ugly.
    Me: And you didn't think we had anything in common.

    Her: You smell bad.
    Me: Well, maybe your BO will rub off on me.

    Her: You suck!
    Me: Is that an order?
     
  13. spread_love

    spread_love Don Juan

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    :up: haha
     
  14. CP3WOO

    CP3WOO Don Juan

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    Noobie! You are the man! Here's more...These are a little tougher though haha.

    I have a boyfriend
    I'm gay
    You're not my type
    F**k you!
    I'm a virgin
    I'm not just some slut that's going to take her pants off for you (had that said to me before)

    Have fun brother
     
  15. Juan_Man

    Juan_Man Master Don Juan

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    Her: I have a boyfriend.
    Me: Thanks but I prefer women.

    Her: I'm gay.
    Me: I have a feminine side.

    Her: You're not my type.
    Me: So you prefer the wrong guy?

    Her: F**k you!
    Me: Talk is cheap.

    Her: I'm a virgin.
    Me: There's a first time for everything.

    Her: I'm not just some slut that's going to take her pants off for you.
    Me: If I'm willing to change, then why can't you?
     
  16. Warrior74

    Warrior74 Master Don Juan

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    seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.
     
  17. Juan_Man

    Juan_Man Master Don Juan

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    I was just joking around. I don't think that anyone should use a witty line for this type of situation unless he is going to do it in a joking way and then move on with his life. If nothing else, you at least come out looking like someone who can find the humor in a situation.
     
  18. Dannyrt34

    Dannyrt34 Master Don Juan

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    Highly disagree, I think their funny as hell!

    Remember that no matter how good you get at dealing with the ladies, your always going to get rejected every now and then. Might as well have something witty to say back to them. I'd rather have something funny to say than just walk away all flustered. Also to help protect my ever so fragile ego.
     
  19. Warrior74

    Warrior74 Master Don Juan

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    I so love it when people disagree and then totally highlight my point. Joking around encourages the wrong behaviors. Have you guys ever trained a puppy? You don't joke around you get the job done. Too much joking is why women think most of you are jokes in the first place and why you ended up here.
     
  20. Dannyrt34

    Dannyrt34 Master Don Juan

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    Yes I have... You rub it's face in the piss and then yell at it, maybe beat it a little. Until that little fvcker knows to go outside. I'm JOKING of course.

    I just love to find humor in everything. Even in getting rejected. Lifes too short to take it too seriously.
     

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