The strangest thing just happened

[Married Buried]

I got home and had something very important in my pocket. I had it tight down in my pocket and was holding it there to make sure it was safe. Time to remove it from pocket. I reach in and pocket is empty. I was alone the entire time. Wtf? I don't understand. No holes in my pocket and home alone. WHY ?

 

[Sho-No-Luv]

You were dreaming..

 

[Yewki]

Not sure if on drugs or needs a psychiatrist...

 

[LiveYourDream]

Not sure if on drugs or needs a psychiatrist...

...or he never got to do his drugs because they are what is missing, out of his pocket. So he was likely obsesively retracing every step he took, over and over, trying to find them. By now, if his wish came true, he has found them and likely already done them.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Clearly the item that was in your pocket was Schrödinger's cat. The quantum superposition collapsed and you were left with an empty pocket.