Married man lay report

[Epimanes]

Lol...

The other day (saturday) my wife and I slept in late and I got up before my wife and put on some coffee. When I came back in our room my wife was on my side of the bed. I looked at her and said "who said you could lay on MY side of the bed?" She lifted her head up and peered at me while I stood there in my house coat. So I said "that's it.. Your gunna get it now". Jumped on top of her and fvcked her from behind. Didn't care if she came.. Got mine and told her "that's what you get for invading my side of the bed". She laughed and then acted all affectionate for the rest of the day doing drive bys. Grabbing my c0ck and stuff randomly through out the day and randomly lifting her shirt when the kids couldn't see. Haha. That evening she was all over me and we went to pound town. Again didn't care if she orgasmed and was outcome independant about it. She said the fvcking was great and was all smiles again the next day. I said "good cuz if I catch you on my side of the bed again your gunna get it". Pretty sure this dominant frame made her panties wet. Especially done with confidence, ****y/funny, and outcome independance.

Epi

 

[LiveFreeX]

Said to my wife today "hmm I'm horny lets fvck", she says "whenever you want, you know you can have it".

 

[Frogster]

Last night I tied her down.

Fvcked her senseless.

Came in her mouth.

And she swallowed better than most porn stars.

MAN! I'm a lucky SOB

 

[VikingKing]

Lol.

 

[Married Buried]

Last night I tied her down.

Fvcked her senseless.

Came in her mouth.

And she swallowed better than most porn stars.

MAN! I'm a lucky SOB

Not bad being married as long as she loves you. If she doesn't love you you're f/cked.

 

[Frogster]

True,

But why live insecurely? I know she loves me.

I'm completely confident in her fidelity. We aren't swingers, nor do we have an open marriage. So, last night we didn't do anything, but we were lying in bed, and she says "I really enjoyed the other night. I especially liked being blindfolded and you placing ear buds (Depesche Mode) in my ears so I didn't know what you were doing."

In my opinion. I'm meeting her needs. I would be more concerned that I wasn't meeting her needs, and she had to go elsewhere.

I'm "Taking care of business", as a real man should.

 

[VikingKing]

Seriously, thats all we get?

 

[LiveFreeX]

My wife grabbed my d1ck last night while playing State of Decay.

It was either Sex or Xbox.

Baby, you know the XBOX wins out every time!!!

 

[Frogster]

You choose XBOX...

I would choose HerBox.

 

[Married Buried]

Wife got pissed off at me for drinking and smoking and playing PS4 all day. She is sleeping in the other bedroom for now. Haven't had sex for 2 weeks.

Now there's a real married life field report.

 

[VikingKing]

Wife got pissed off at me for drinking and smoking and playing PS4 all day. She is sleeping in the other bedroom for now. Haven't had sex for 2 weeks.

Now there's a real married life field report.

lol. she will get over it. Her hamster will get to tired. Your indifference is strong.

 

[Married Buried]

lol. she will get over it. Her hamster will get to tired. Your indifference is strong.

I did it again and now she is so p!ssed she says she is leaving me. Told her to f/ck off and I'll have a younger woman in a week.

I bet she won't leave me but damn I wish she was cooler about weed and things like that.

 

[VikingKing]

I did it again and now she is so p!ssed she says she is leaving me. Told her to f/ck off and I'll have a younger woman in a week.

I bet she won't leave me but damn I wish she was cooler about weed and things like that.

All is fair in love and war

 

[VikingKing]

See I was never legally married. But I lived with a Chinese for two years. That sh!ts like a marriage.

If a woman isn't a sh!t bag, and respects you, that sh!ts good to go.

 

[Married Buried]

See I was never legally married. But I lived with a Chinese for two years. That sh!ts like a marriage.

If a woman isn't a sh!t bag, and respects you, that sh!ts good to go.

Now she is pissed as hell and my marriage might be ruined. She found drugs in the house and I was way f/cked up when she found me.... tripping balls basically. I am talking harder stuff than weed. She might never forgive me for this. Divorce has been mentioned. I could have had a hot chics # she hit on me the other day. My ass is in the best shape of my life, the drug thing is not good though.

If her parents find out about this they won't let her come back from Peru when she visits. She is keeping it a secret from them so far. I messed up but it's not like I cheated or anything.

She says she still wants to give it a chance to see if I change, not sure if I can. I tried to hide it but this time I f/cked up and did too much it was obvious.

She says drugs and cheating are on the same level which is the biggest bull**** ever. These latin women are such good girls you can't do anything fun without them getting p!ssed.

I grew up around drugs they were everywhere. Weed smoking every day before high school, tripping on acid, shrooms, everything. It';s the oipposite for her, she has never even seen weed. You can order the sh!t online now from overseas like acid and shrooms and other things, and it's totally legal. I got too tempted to try it out. It's not the actual shrooms or acid but it;s research chemicals that are legal and they ship from England in a few days.

 

[VikingKing]

Now she is pissed as hell and my marriage might be ruined. She found drugs in the house and I was way f/cked up when she found me.... tripping balls basically. I am talking harder stuff than weed. She might never forgive me for this. Divorce has been mentioned. I could have had a hot chics # she hit on me the other day. My ass is in the best shape of my life, the drug thing is not good though.

If her parents find out about this they won't let her come back from Peru when she visits. She is keeping it a secret from them so far. I messed up but it's not like I cheated or anything.

She says she still wants to give it a chance to see if I change, not sure if I can. I tried to hide it but this time I f/cked up and did too much it was obvious.

She says drugs and cheating are on the same level which is the biggest bull**** ever. These latin women are such good girls you can't do anything fun without them getting p!ssed.

I grew up around drugs they were everywhere. Weed smoking every day before high school, tripping on acid, shrooms, everything. It';s the oipposite for her, she has never even seen weed. You can order the sh!t online now from overseas like acid and shrooms and other things, and it's totally legal. I got too tempted to try it out. It's not the actual shrooms or acid but it;s research chemicals that are legal and they ship from England in a few days.

I was threatened with being left whenever I would get to bad into it. I found what works is to be like "ok there is the door"

I bet if you just say, "fine lets go do the paperwork" she will do a 180. All bark. She probably honestly wants you to stop because they get worried and don't want you to get bad into it.

But regardless of what they say, they will tolerate a lot more than they make it seem. They will get sh!tty, make threats of leaving ect. but if you just don't take it serious, at the end of the day they will still be attracted. I just ended up being way to much of a d!ck.

edit: I dont know why there is a yellow triangle with an ! mark.

 

[Married Buried]

I was threatened with being left whenever I would get to bad into it. I found what works is to be like "ok there is the door"

I bet if you just say, "fine lets go do the paperwork" she will do a 180. All bark. She probably honestly wants you to stop because they get worried and don't want you to get bad into it.

But regardless of what they say, they will tolerate a lot more than they make it seem. They will get sh!tty, make threats of leaving ect. but if you just don't take it serious, at the end of the day they will still be attracted. I just ended up being way to much of a d!ck.

edit: I dont know why there is a yellow triangle with an ! mark.

I can't watch porn, I can't get drunk, I can't smoke weed or try out fun psychadelic RC's from the internet. Goddamn sometimes you just want to party.

I don't know if I can abstain from all those things, how much can she take if I do it again?

 

[Married Buried]

The problem is I HATE being controlled. If I want to try something I am going to do it. If the the wife is intolerant, what would you do? Just not try something you want to try or try to hide it?

Needless to say, there are no lay reports recently. The p/ssy is closed. I will advise when it reopens.

 

[JoeMarron]

The problem is I HATE being controlled. If I want to try something I am going to do it. If the the wife is intolerant, what would you do? Just not try something you want to try or try to hide it?

Needless to say, there are no lay reports recently. The p/ssy is closed. I will advise when it reopens.

Your wife is upset with you because you mysteriously changed your user name. How the hell did you do that?

Anyways, I'd make an effort to change something that was really bothering my wife. At the same time I'm not going to let a woman dictate what I can and can't do. Is up to you if you like this stuff enough to say, "Fvck my wife's feelings." In that case you should be prepared for your wife to say "fvck you" and leave the relationship if she loves you less than she can tolerate what you do.

 

[Frogster]

Yeah,

How did you change your username?