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How To Get A Handjob On The First Date In 10 Easy Steps

Discussion in 'Don Juan Tips' started by DonJuanPlayer, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. DonJuanPlayer

    DonJuanPlayer New Member

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    1. Take a girl to a movie.
    2. Sit on her left.
    3. Put your right arm around her shoulder.
    4. Put her left hand in your left hand.
    5. Kiss her.
    6. When you get an erection put her hand on your penis.
    7. Let her rub it.
    8. Unzip your pants and pull it out.
    9. Put her hand on it.
    10. Let the action movie reach its climax.
     
  2. Phoenix_of_the_ashes

    Phoenix_of_the_ashes Master Don Juan

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  3. KillaPetehog

    KillaPetehog Master Don Juan

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA

    HA HA HA HA

    :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

    BULL SHYT!

    stop picking up sluts.

    sorry but that shyt just don't work.
     
  4. spider_007

    spider_007 Master Don Juan

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    one thing tho, who cleans up the mess?
     
  5. DonJuanPlayer

    DonJuanPlayer New Member

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    I've Done It Twice

    "BULL SHYT!

    stop picking up sluts.

    sorry but that shyt just don't work."

    It works. I've done it twice... loser.
     
  6. catch

    catch Senior Don Juan

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    ok smart ass, how do you get a blow job in three steps...
     
  7. Hunchback

    Hunchback Don Juan

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    Follow the same steps, replacing the word hand, with mouth.

    :crackup:
     
  8. KillaPetehog

    KillaPetehog Master Don Juan

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    full of shyt

    This is advice coming from a guy who just registered on 08-09-2005.



    Dog, you shouldn't even be on this fukin post.

    I'd take this advice with a grain of salt.


    This guy's nowhere up Sr. Fingers, Pook, DIESEL, Dave Deangelo...etc. in terms of credibility.

    how much money did you spend for those dirty azz hoes anyway?







    any girl that gives it up that quick is a village horse...

    everybody gets a ride.:crackup::crackup: :crackup: :crackup::crackup: :crackup:
     
  9. KillaPetehog

    KillaPetehog Master Don Juan

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    anyways...

    I just really wanted to get one point across...

    You make it sound like you only need 10 steps to make it happen...

    I guarantee if ANY person TRIED these 10 steps in this exact order upon meeting a girl....

    they'd be making a fool out of themselves. Probably get their ass slapped.

    ANY decent woman with class wouldn't fall for this wack trick.

    Dog....things don't work out in 10 steps.

    and don't give any bull shyt implying that ANY person who reads this can get this all done in 10 steps...cuz you're living in a fantasy world.

    all things take time...


    hey, but if you want a slut...here's an EASIER way to get one. Just go to a club 1.5 to 1 hour before it closes. Make sure you're in the door by then. Talk to any girl that looks faded and giggly...you're in. Take her home and do whatever you want with her.

    From my personal experience...the rejections stop cuz of 2 reasons..

    1. women want thier money's worth from the clubs

    2. They're too drunk too care.


    But seriously...my point is things don't work in 10 steps. You won't get a decent woman that way.
     
  10. Smooth Player 056

    Smooth Player 056 Master Don Juan

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    HE is RIGHT ON!
    Ive done something very similar to this. Its simple yet effective



    - Smooth Player 056-
    Founder and Creator of the HSDJBC/ Contest
     
  11. MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO

    MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO Don Juan

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    In a public movie theater? where theres a whole bunch on people sittin in the right, left, front and back? hmm i dunno....but i just might be crazy enough to try somthing stupid like that who knows it might work.
     
  12. Archaic

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    You guys are fricken retarded, judging his credibility by his post count? What a bunch of ****ing degenerates. He is simply showing you a blueprint of what you should do on a movie date, wont always work, but it might, specialy if you already know the chick anyways. Stop being dumbasses and take the god damn advice.
     
  13. longwood

    longwood Don Juan

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    hey i've done this plenty times before and it has always worked. Especially when your making out with the girl and ya'll are really going at. Haven't you guys fingered an girl in the movies. same thing reversed.
     
  14. diceman

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    Getting a handjob in cinema just seems tacky & selfish. I mean, have some consideration for other people.

    How would you feel if the couple sitting next to you were doing that. Theres a time & a place for this stuff.
     
  15. animal crackers

    animal crackers Senior Don Juan

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    Handjobs arent the same as fingering a girl. I won't be able to come unless she goes nuts on it, and that's a little distracting to the people sitting around you.
     
  16. Duke

    Duke Master Don Juan

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    I fingered a girl using this tactic, so don't put it down. Never tried getting a handjob though. What do you do with the mess? :confused:
     
  17. DonJuanPlayer

    DonJuanPlayer New Member

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    Thanks for the positive feedback

    No one else was in the theatre both times. Thanks to MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO, Phoenix_of_the_ashes, Smooth Player 056, Archaic, Longwood, Duke, and I'm Joe Dirt.
     
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  18. I'm Joe Dirt

    I'm Joe Dirt Master Don Juan

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    I can verify that this works..
     
  19. pimpfromdayone

    pimpfromdayone Master Don Juan

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    You all must be drizzlers then..... if I did this in the theatre, not only would I get it all over my clothes, but it would probably shoot onto someone else too. Maybe if I aimed it at her face.....

    I guess if nobody else is in there, fine, but no way would I do it otherwise. Might get your ass thrown out of there if you mess up someone's viewing experience.
     
  20. longwood

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    now i not saying this shiit wont be messy, because it probaly will be. I mean like all over her face, messy. But then again you dont have to nut. just hold it in:(
    :crackup:
     

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