I love little *****,
His demeanor’s so warm,
And if I don’t hurt him
He’ll do me no harm.
I’ll not shatter his ego,
Nor drive him away,
But ***** and I,
Very gently will play.
I’ll sit by the fire
And give him some food
And ***** will love me
Because I am good.
How subtlety eludes
The men on this site.
Burroughs please return
And give them a whack.
His demeanor’s so warm,
And if I don’t hurt him
He’ll do me no harm.
I’ll not shatter his ego,
Nor drive him away,
But ***** and I,
Very gently will play.
I’ll sit by the fire
And give him some food
And ***** will love me
Because I am good.
How subtlety eludes
The men on this site.
Burroughs please return
And give them a whack.