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Absurd online "laundry list"

Discussion in 'The Hall of Excellence' started by Bonhomme, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. Hooligan Harry

    Hooligan Harry Master Don Juan

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    For some reason it seems that women who like to use online dating services cant seem to spell or use basic grammar. Here are a few responses...

    Here are links to the profiles of the women. Just to see what kind of quality we are talking about

    http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9530595.htm
    http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7287003.htm
    http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9551559.htm
    http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6130604.htm

    I sent a simple "please note you have been blocked. If you cant take the time to run your response through a simple spell check I would have serious concerns about your personal hygiene and ability to hold down a job"
     
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    LOL.

    You cant be serious, these chicks seem pretty low quality. I honestly dont know why you guys even bother with internet chicks. That last one takes the cake out of that bunch of losers, lol what a tripper.

    I was already betting by her airy fairy flakey vibe she's got a hairy bush, that confirms it.

    What the fvck does this even mean? Some of you guys must have some serious patience for these retards.
     
  3. Rollo Tomassi

    Rollo Tomassi Master Don Juan

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    Heh, are you using the profile description I wrote?

    LMAO,..I realize Plentyoffish isn't the best example of online dating sites, but it's sh!t like this that stops me in my tracks when I read about some guy telling me how "great his online game is".
     
  4. Hooligan Harry

    Hooligan Harry Master Don Juan

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    Yeah man. It laughed my arse when I saw it and thought I would give it a bash :)

    Plentyoffish is full of trolls and single mothers though. I may load this up onto one of those sugar daddy websites. Lets see what kind of reponse it gets when they know you are loaded. :)
     
  5. Nutz

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    Rollo knocked one out of the park here.
     
  6. DJ2010

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    I didn't bother looking at the links but most of those responses look like they were written by a retarded 3rd grader.
     
  7. Naughty Ninja

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    Read my thread in on Plenty of Fish regarding looks test. You'll find out quickly what online "dating" is really about..forget the 'laundry lists'. It's all about women leaving a profile up in hopes to score a model "10". I've tested it with numerous women and the replies, IM's, Favorites, first responders, parade of women viewing "my" profile etc. was all the proof I needed. It's a joke.

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=178505
     
  8. Road Warrior

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    I had a good laugh reading one where she didn't want her man to have a porno mustache. I guess she will disqualify the c**k of a pornstar because of his mustache.
     
  9. Desdinova

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    This thread seems to be a favorite.

    Moved to The Archive...
     
  10. Solomon

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    POST RESPONSES HERE FAM

    ARE YOU USING YOUR OWN PICS?
     
  11. Rollo Tomassi

    Rollo Tomassi Master Don Juan

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    *sits back with bag of popcorn, waits for entertainment to begin*
     
  12. Solomon

    Solomon Master Don Juan

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    Nothing is, matter fact is bold, I don't know if I could though, to many bishes know me, on POF and of. The drawback of living in a medium sized state
     

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